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Zackary Joel Ortega's Journey; Exer
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Tavy Oct 9 2010, 05:44 AM Post #46
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Well that was a relieve, I managed to get out the city without any mishap. Visions of screaming fangirls.....or boys.....and being attacked by...socks? Yes somehow I had a vision of being attacked by socks, albeit a brief thought that was quickly dispelled as I got further into the route. Joe and Rodney were still wandering (or flying around) watching for trouble (sexy men). Hope on the other hand was still being lazy, though she was now awake and sitting on my shoulders with her hair in my hand pretending I was a horse. At least, that's what she TOLD me she was doing.
All in all it was fairly peaceful until I came across a battle were a poor Sunkern seemed to be on fire. Green fire apparently. Who would have guessed such a thing was possible?

I watched as a young, handsome man let an equally young and stupid looking girl capture the poor, burning grass type. However it seemed I was not going to be given the time to "introduce" myself....as suddenly we were surrounded by Bidoof.
YES BIDlovelyINGOOFUS. Who the hell want - "OKAY I CHANGED MY MIND I WANT THIS ONE." Ok....apparently SHE wants Bidoof. Though I had to applaud her logic, Bidoof certainly was not on fire. Yet. Judging from the fire type at the heels of the young man that may not last. Introductions seem to be a side note for now, as it was time to defend ourselves from the rampant....things.

I watched as the Pokémon sort of split off, three going for me and two for the cute guy who was seriously distracting me by this point. A quick glance (aka a lingering stare) showed that he had things under control on his end with a Squirtle and a Vulpix, a Pokémon I myself seriously wanted. So all I had to deal with was the three coming for me. Easy.


"Ok guys listen up, Bidoof is fairly slow and dopey and such....though upon saying that some twisted god will make one of these guys super intelligent now...HOWEVER here is the plan. Hope, you are going to take the weakest of the three and hit it first with a Growl then two Psychic Universal moves. Remember our strategy training, dodge incoming attacks as best you can and IF he gets to close and is going to hit then use the secret weapon and scream in his head. This generally only distracts once though so use it only when needed. Joe I need you to keep to the air and take on the strongest Bidoof. He is unlikely to hit you easily in the air and what I need you to do is Foresight to prevent him dodging then quickly fly in and give an aerial Tackle while at the same time firing a point blank energy universal. Take to the air as quickly as possible to avoid counters, these guys are slow, you should be able to.
Rodney, you are taking the final Bidoof. You should be faster than him; you're going to use that to your advantage and nip round behind him, Tail Whip then tackle him twice. Try to run circles round him to keep him off balance.
Let’s go guys!"


That strategy sounded really good in theory, I wonder if it would work in practise.
I watched all this closely while I edged closer to the young guy.
"Hey, you got your side?
You look familiar, are you.... Joel I believe it was, the guy who has been posting on my Trainer Link? I checked the profile and you look like him...."


((OOC: I checked, lvl 5 Hoothoot knows Foresight. Bidoofs Simple will DOUBLE the Growl and Tail Whip affects and I need to know what Ralts traced.))
Edited by Tavy, Oct 9 2010, 05:45 AM.
 
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[Okay, please forgive my error if I did screw anything up - I tried to account for everything that both of you said and fit it into the actual battle, but if I seriously screwed up with targets etc, be gentle with me. This took freakin' forever and I fear that I was bound to make some mistakes everywhere. Failed/unused attacks within your orders were intentional though, based on what happened in the ref.]

Close to a dozen Pokémon went apeshit on each other all at the same time, a chorus of growls, Growls, whipping tails, vaguely wet fart-esque cacophonies of horror, and what sounded suspiciously like a meat organ churning hypnotically away in the background alongside a jew harp. None of the Bidoof had the common decency to wait for the series of commands to all be shouted out, especially not Tavy's extra long series of commands, so basically within about ten seconds everyone in the clearing was either covered in omnicidal Bidoof or trying to set said Bidoof on fire. Mostly just covered in ravenous Bidoof, though. In fairness, Cerene's bidoof was kind of halfway in between humping her arm and nuzzling her face - MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST INDEED - and therefore already very much not a threat, and the biggest and sexiest ... no, yeah, sexiest Bidoof was mostly just pulling a Samus and curling up into infinitely smaller spherical shapes.

However, the Bidoof were apparently very fair and organized, because only one broke off from the endless ravenous horde for each of you failboats individual Pokémon, very conveniently exactly the ones that you had wanted to fight! Slightly less convenient when intricate strategies of USE EMBER FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER EMBER AND DODGE EVERYTHING IN THE MEANTIME dissolved into a flurry of being chewed on, but you know, whatever. Vulx's initial Tail Whip served to somewhat weaken the defenses of one Bidoof(8) to no real effect given the type of her subsequent assault, as two other Bidoof (6,9) rammed into Rodney and Seno like a freaking rocket-propelled duo of Bidoofs or something. There was some biting, and there was some clawing, maybe a Tackle here and there, and let's be honest here Tavy bro by the time you finished talking the battle was pretty much over.

In unrelated news, Hope had started her combo by the time her opponent(5) reached her and Joe managed to get sort-of airborne before the Bidoof(7) ran into him like a ton of bricks, except by bricks I mean Bidoof. So that bit of strategy sort of went out the window in favor of trying not to die horribly. Something to keep in mind the next time you go into a long stream of commands against a bunch of psychotic wild Pokémon - no matter how good the strategy is, they're not going to be polite and wait like most trainers will.

Also on an unrelated note, there were Embers flying fast and furious, at least until that one Bidoof(8) rolled under one and took the second to the gut in exchange for body-checking Vulpix like a pile of bricks made out of Brickdoofs. Twice, actually, just because he was an asshole like that, also no one likes taking an Ember to the gut. Seno's battle... well it wasn't going WELL but neither was it really going badly. He got off the Tail Whip but that was when his opponent slammed into him, and from there it was basically just a slugging match to see who could smack each other harder, without either party really trying to dodge. Except that the big brother[SHUTYOURMOUTH]er had a bit of a toughness advantage. Also, Hope was like giving people headache's left and right until a Bidoof(5) descended upon her like a whirlwind of fangs and teeth and nibbling; fury dulled slightly by the Growl, but not really enough to change much. So they, you know, fought for a bit or something I don't know. And other stuff happened but the calcs speak for that.

[just bein' blunt? Exer, your strategy didn't go beyond calling out attack names. Tavy, yours were better but EXTREMELY long durationwise. Neither of those are good options against semi-intelligent, though not exactly bright, wild Pokémon - I reffed accoridngly. Thus most of your attacks went off, but so too did most of the Bidoof assault. Think of it as average input, average output. RPing was good on both of your parts, though, hence the lack of actual screwing-over.]

:squirtle Torrent probably
(Seno) 8 :male
:hp 4/26 :ep 87
Status:

:vulpix Flash Fire
(Vulx) Level 8 :male
:hp 16/26 :ep 87
Status:

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:ralts Synchronize, Trace(Simple)
(Hope) Level 5 :female
:hp 6/20 :ep 87
Status:

:hoothoot Insomnia, Keen Eye
(Joe) Level 5 :male
:hp 2/20 :ep 90
Status:

:zigzagoon Pickup, Gluttony
(Rodney) Level 5 :male
:hp 8/20 :ep 87
Status:

Versus

:bidoof Simple, Unaware
(Stalin) Level 9 :male
:hp 12/28 :ep 87
Status: +/- 0 def (+2-2=0)

:bidoof Simple, Unaware
(Hitler) Level 8 :male
:hp 15/26 :ep 85
Status: -2def

:bidoof Simple, Unaware
(Mao Zhe Tung) Level 7 :male
:hp 12/24 :ep 85
Status:

:bidoof Simple, Unaware
(Ghengis Khan) Level 6 :male
:hp 2/22 :ep 90
Status:

:bidoof Simple, Unaware
(Ghandi) Level 5 :male
:hp 8/20 :ep 85
Status: -2atk

ATTACKS AND SUCH. NOT-SPOILERED TO SHOW YOU HOW FREAKING LONG THIS TOOK ME.

Vulpix lvl8
tail whip bidoof 8: success (-2def)
Ember bidoof 8: miss
Ember bidoof 8: (8)1.2+1=11

Seno lvl8
tail whip bidoof 9: success
tackle bidoof 9: (8-1)+1=8
tackle bidoof 9: (8-1)+1=8

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ralts 5
Growl bidoof 5: success (-2atk)
GALpsy bidoof 5: (4)1.2+1=6
GALpsy bidoof 5: (4)1.2+1=6

hoothoot 5
foresight bidoof 7: never got the chance to use
tackle bidoof 7: (8-2)1.1+1=8
GALfly bidoof 7: (4-2)1.1+1=4

zigzagoon 5
tailwhip bidoof 6: fail
tackle bidoof 6: (8-1)1.2+1=10
tackle bidoof 6: (8-1)1.2+1=10

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bidoof 9:
defense curl: success +2def
tackle (7+1)*1.2+1=11
tackle (7+1)*1.2+1=11

bidoof 8:
GALtypeless (4)+1=5
GALnormal miss
GALtypeless (4)+1=5

bidoof 7:
GALtypeless: miss
GALtypeless (4+2)+1=7
tackle (8+2)+1=11

bidoof 6:
GALtypeless (4+1)+1=6
GALtypeless (4+1)+1=6

Bidoof 5:
tackle (8)-2+1=7
tackle (8)-2+1=7
GAltypeless: fail
Edited by Munchkinator, Oct 10 2010, 02:32 PM.
 
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The young man's face widened in utter horror, as he viewed the raping of his Pokémon. The dirty blond male did not enjoy seeing his Pokémon in pain, none the less beaten horribly. It made him feel like crap, for giving his Pokémon a horrible battle strategy. If it were not for his thoughtless strategy, this would not have happened. Which is why Joel decided that he actually had to think of a well-thought, hard to avoid, efficient strategy. Though, the battle plan he wanted to execute, would require perfect timing, and just the right amount of speed. Thankfully, both of is his Pokémon were amazing. Seno had been training with Joel from the get-go, and was pretty good at timing his attacks. Vulx, although newly added to his team of amazingness, was an all-star contest winner. Surely,...hopefully, this strategy would run smoothly.

Anyway, enough with the crap, it was time for the next round of rape-age. And hopefully, the rape-age would not be focused on both of the trainers. Rather the little, somewhat use-less Pokémon. The male figured that he would have to use intense teamwork and a confusing strategy for the enemies to figure out. His Pokémon had to hit the little Bidoof with haste, and precision. Joel then proceeded to reveal his strategy to his Pokémon, hopefully they would get it right. Let's do this.

"Alright, Vulx, I want you to charge at the weaker Bidoof, who has the lower defense effect. At the last minute, I want you to roll and use a Roar attack, hopefully shooting the Pokémon diagonally up in the air. Seno I want you to charge towards the both of them, and while the Bidoof is up in the air, I want you to jump into the air and hit him with a Tackle. And then I want you to immediately run towards the other Bidoof and use a Tail Whip to distract it. Vulx, while Seno is doing that, I want you to charge up an Ember and shoot it towards the stronger Bidoof Seno is tail whipping. Seno, jump out of the way the second Vulx shoots his ember, and then Tackle the weaker Bidoof once more. Vulx after you have used an ember on the stronger Bidoof, I want you to use another Ember while its down. Remember to avoid getting hit, and preferably dodge when necessary. Good luck guys!"

Joel made sure to give out the battle plan quickly, so that the other Bidoof could not attack them in the meantime. If the enemy Pokémon decided to start attacking, Joel would quickly order his Pokémon to commence the battle plan, and just tell them the plan as they were doing it. That way it would be quick, and surprising for the other Bidoof. Plus, it would not give them any time at all to attack his Pokémon. Joel hoped this strategy would work, he really did think this one through. If this did not work at all, he would most likely never think of a strategy like this again. It seemed too risky and timing based. But he knew his Pokémon could do it. They had to. Otherwise they were all f*cked.

At first, Joel did not even notice that the other man was speaking to him. He was way too focused on the battle at hand, and felt a tad rude for ignoring him for the first minute. The young man decided it would probably be best to focus his attention to the other male and speak to him in a full out conversation after the battle cluster was over. He did though respond to the other trainer's question with haste after the current battle round's events started to unfold.
"Yeah, I believe I do got my side, for now at least. If needed be, I'll just release my Pooch to finish this up. Hopefully I wouldn't need to. And yeah...my name is Joel. Ahhh, you must be Ross, I remember you from last night. You had the cute little Psychic type." Joel figured that they could have small talk after the battle was over. How the other male recognized him and remembered him was surprising. The male figured that a top notch trainer from other regions would have been a complete douche, and be completely self-centered. This trainer however, did not seem that way.
Edited by Exer, Oct 12 2010, 12:04 PM.
 
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Excellent. Whether by luck or by design, you had sidestepped the easiest mistake that trainers made when fighting wild Pokemon - assuming that they would stay still for the entirety of your commands. Syncing your commands for each Pokemon meant that both of them could react to the already-assaulting Bidoof in time to actually attempt to pull the strategy off; had you focused on one and then the other, the former could have done its part, but its partner would have been bumrushed in very short order. Regardless, your orders came not a moment to soon; you had only barely gotten through the first set when the Bidoof were already back o nthe warpath, forcing Seno and Vulx to leap into action while your orders continued.

Things went a little differently than last time - since both of your Pokemon charged at nearly the same time as the Bidoof, the previously-dominant wild Pokemon falted in their assault momentarily, both expecting a hail of Embers. Neither expected Vulx to just casually run up to them and launch a ferocious Roar, the wall of sonic force lifting the unfortunate Bidoof up bodily, utterly ruining his opening attack. It was all well and good to be a ferocious monster, but when your opener was interrupted by being blown airborne, it tended to ruin your offense. So did being hit by a couple dozen pounds of turtle shell, courtesy of Seno taking advantage of the opportunity and slamming into it, using his superior velocity to bounce off while it plummeted to the ground.

Unable to dodge or react, the falling 'Doof took a faceful of Ember with enough ferocity to knock it out on the spot, turning it into a furry meteor that slammed into the ground with bone-crushing impact. It did not get up. Seno, in the meantime, landed and began to attempt to bait the other Bidoof with a Tail Whip. For better or for worse, it, uh, worked. The Bidoof ended up jumping him instead of the distracted Vulx; already battered and off-balance from his aerial acrobatics, Seno only managed to land a weaker Tackle and kite for for a few moments before the Bidoof, in much better shape, took him down.

It gave Vulx enough time to recuperate from its first Ember, though, and it barbequed the remaining Bidoof instantly. It had been in somewhat better shape than Seno, sure, but getting Embered from a Pokemon it'd already half forgotten about was more than enough to drive it out of the fight and into a lovely bout of "completely unconscious." In the meantime, Cerene had already managed to browbeat the unrelated Bidoof into joining her, as was evidenced by her repeatedly calling out and recalling the long-suffering creature, mesmerized by the constant flashes of light. At least someone was happy there.

In the meantime, a tsunami of Bidoof appeared, ran over Ross, and disappeared, carrying away all traces that he had ever existed. Sucked to be him.

[Tavy has been deus ex machina'd back to his own journey at his request. Seno gets 77XP from the lvl9 Bidoof for doing ~85% of the damage to it, 9xp for his glancing Tackle (read: partial damage) and subsequent fainting on the lvl8 Bidoof, total 86XP. Vulx gets a whopping 13xp for its unbelievable 4 damage to the lvl9 Bidoof, but a much less shabby 61XP for nearly soloing the lvl8 Bidoof, total of 74XP. Both Pokemon immediately level up to 9, with no new moves. Impressive tactics, no two ways about it. Congratulations!]
 
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As the battle came to a close, Joel watched as his water type fell, and his fire type rose. Though, it seemed that they both grew stronger, he knew Seno was beat. He had to get them to a Pokémon Center, and thankfully they were not that deep into the route. Though, they did just come back from the center, so it was kind of annoying, but a good exercise, to walk back and forth. Because Seno was practically unable to walk back to Ayer, Joel decided to pull out his Pokeball and return him from now. He decided to keep Vulx out, in a temporary replacement for Seno. Maybe he would get to know Vulx more, since he never really got to spend anytime with the Pokémon.

Speaking of Pokémon, Joel realized that the other male randomly disappeared in a wave of Bidoof. It was kind of scary to see this happen, and made the young man wonder if the Bidoof were going to come after him next. He figured that he should probably evacuate the dance floor before anything bad happened. Not before he captured the two Bidoof he was fighting though. Joel pulled out two Pokeballs and threw both of them at the strong Bidoof duo. It was shocking to see such a Pokémon have an amazing strategy and intelligence level as the Bidoofs they just battled. These Pokémon had to be on his team, even if they were Bidoof.

The young man then focused his attention at the woman, Cerene. She apparently now had a Bidoof as well. This woman was nuts, though Joel was a bit happy to see her befriending Pokémon. She seemed like she would get a lot of Pokémon this way. Joel wasn't sure if he should invite her to come along with him, or if he should just leave her there. So he decided that he would let her decide. Though if this bitch here tried to take one of his dream team Pokémon, she will get cut.
"Hey, I'm gonna head back to Ayer for a bit, you're welcome to come along as far as you want. Though if you do decide to come with me, you can catch most of the things we come across, unless its a Pokémon I have on my specific dream team. Then I will catch it...is that cool?" He awaited her response, and then would continue on with or without her, depending on what she said.

After Joel captured the two Bidoof, returned Seno, and spoke to Cerene he decided to finally head back to Ayer. It had just turned afternoon, and the sun was shining brightly. Although the temperature wasn't as high as it was the previous day, it was still warm. The young man did not really take in much of his surroundings as he walked back to Ayer, since he had pretty much seen the same area a couple times now. He eventually made it back into the city and headed straight for the Pokémon Center. As his Pokémon were healing, the male decided to waste time and go to the Pokémart in the meantime. He grabbed three Pokeballs and purchased them, restocking for his next adventure. After he finished up at the mart, he made his way back to the center, finding that his Pokémon were now fully healed. He decided that he would deposit the weaker Bidoof into his Pokémon box, so he could have more room for other Pokémon.

The dirty-blonded male never kept Seno in a ball longer than what was necessary. So he immediately released his Pokémon from the ball, keeping Vulx out as well. Seno appeared slightly upset at the outcome of the battle, but quickly changed his tune when Joel congratulated him for doing an amazing job. Vulx joined in, cheering him up by tackling him playfully. The small event created a smile on Joel's face, as he watched the two tackle each other. After a couple minutes of playing around they left the center, and headed back towards Route 1. Eventually re-reaching the entrance, they proceeded to pass by the same areas from before. Though this time, the group noticed a small opening with a path leading off of the main route. How very odd that this was the first time they noticed this. This spiking curiosity between the males, caused them to head in that direction, walking into the forest-land of Route 1. How very exciting.


[Sorry for the shitty post!]
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"Um!"

Cerene looked up at you with happy eyes - no tricks or hidden sadness, simply an overflow of simply, unabashed joy. She didn't look far from crying from happiness on the spot, or tackle-hugging you. "I'll umm. Spare you the whole happy rant. But I could go on for like. A long time? About how happy I am. If I can ever pay you back by helping in a fight or something? I'm there. Or tracking down a Pokemon for you, or, or" She waved vaguely "whatever I can help with! I might not be a good trainer yet but I'll practice as much and hard as I can so I'll stay interesting!" She was still smiling, radiant and nearly hovering from sheer glee. I need to get to my job, but, but, I'll help any other time promise! Just call me or text me or something and I'll be there as soon as I can!" She pressed a piece of paper with her digits on it into your hand, then ran off, her new Bidoof following. That was about the time you realized her new Bidoof was level like sixteen, so she'd kind of saved your ass by befriending it. WAY TO HAVE YOUR ASS SAVED BY A LITTLE GIRL WHO DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY POKEMON.

On the plus side, you'd made her happy as a clam, made a new friend, and gotten her digits. Also she may have just propositioned you for sex, it was a little hard to tell given how vague her offer had been. Anyways point was you totally got to Ayer and, after some more walking, eventually made it to the Pokecenter. Funny how you only had to walk like PARTWAY THROUGH A FULL-SIZED CITY on the way back from the route you'd already been a fair bit down but them's the breaks - Pokecenter wasn't that far from the route, but set far enough back that it still took time to reach, and then there was the actual wait for healing. Not too bad individually, but together it all added up surprisingly quickly. Maybe you should have bought a Revive or something so you wouldn't have to walk back.

On a totally badass note you were now staring down a Spearow ith a lazy eye, his vacant, soulless gaze boring through your mind and body like a wall of failure. Your failure. Because you are a bad person who should feel bad.

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As Joel was waiting in line, he noticed an interesting sign that read, "Guild Registrations Upstairs." This was perfect. He already had some people join his unofficial guild on Trainer Link, so he figured he might as well start it up officially in the meantime. Since the line was not going anywhere, he decided that he would just come back to it. He walked upstairs to see a woman at a desk which he assumed to be the guild registrar. Joel decided to introduce himself to the woman, and then proceeded to write down all of his guild information on a sheet of paper. There weren't many things to write down, so Joel just added in what he assumed to be important.

Guild Registration Application
 

Name of Guild: Aurora Tide
Name of Guild Leader: Zackary Joel Ortega
Money being donated to the guild: $350
Amount of Pokémon in Possession: 5
Average level of all Pokémon: 8


The young man continued to scribble down some more random information and handed it to the woman. He hoped that the rest of the people who registered for the guild would hopefully donate some money. He then handed the woman the link to his guild's Trainer Link page, so that the guild could be tied with it. He also told her to message him or call him when the guild gained enough members to receive an official headquarters. After thanking her a few times, he went on his merry way. The male was now a happy camper that his guild had finally hopped on the track to becoming official. Joel then proceeded to walk back down to the first level of the Pokémon Center, where he then waited in line forever to heal his Pokémon.

After finally getting his beloveds healed, Joel eventually made his way out of the Pokémon Center. As he was walking out, he proceeded to mumble to himself. Apparently he was pissed off at having to wait for a long time to get his Pokémon healed. If and when the guild he proposed to other people would be created, he would make sure to get his own healing area, so that all guild member's Pokémon could be healed with no waiting list or long ass lines. Stupid lines. He continued to mumble curse words to himself, Seno and Vulx following, as he walked out of the center. His two followers stared at him, wondering if he was on something, or just a mental patient who escaped from the nearest facility. He looked like one of those people you didn't want to stare at, but couldn't help yourself from looking, because they were talking to themselves and making awkward hand gestures to what they were saying. Thankfully Joel was not always like this...just when he got severely pissed off, and did not want to make a huge scene out of it. You have to admit though, it would be pretty entertaining to be an observer of this situation at hand. What a mental case.

Anyway, Seno and Vulx decided to halt in their movements, without Joel recognizing until he nearly stepped over a small bird. The bird freaked the male out completely, and caused him to jolt backwards, and nearly trip over his two opposite-typed Pokémon. Since he nearly tripped over them, but didn't really, the momentum from the almost-fall, caused him to fall backwards. The boy landed on his butt, and fell backwards, nearly cracking his head open. Thankfully his head only hit the ground lightly, otherwise he would sing "cry me a river" but instead of crying, he would be bleeding. "Bleed me a riverrrrr, oh yeahhh!" Sounds exciting, doesn't it? He would probably die if that happened, and that would not be fun...well it would be entertaining, but then it would suck. Because then this entire journey would kind of just stop...and that would be lame. Ultra lame. As lame as it could possibly be. Just plain out lame. Yeah.

The Spearow for some awkward reason was attempting to stare into his horrible soul. What the Spearow did not know, was that Joel's soul was secretly a tundra full of evil creatures who will suck you up if you dare to peer within the abysmal glory hole. I dare you. Take a peek. Your eye may just be gouged with a glorious willy with veins popping out. And you may get some form of genital warts in your eye. But you will enjoy it, because your eye actually got some form of action, because you are lame. Uber lame. Oh yeah...totally forgot about that chick. She apparently handed him a paper, her digits according to what she said. But was it really her number? Or was it secretly the "reject" line, and she just wanted to run away from his presence. Because she decided to peek into his soul without proper permission and get eye raped. Who knew? Joel knew. Secretly. So bad-ass. Yeah.

Anyway, the young male stored the chick's digits into his pocket, for possible booty-calls trainer battles in the future. Though if she used that level 16 Bidoof, he would be screwed. In the ass. Literally. And that would be lame. Super lame. He then focused his attention back to the Spearow staring at him. It wasn't okay to do that. Not okay, at all. Since his opposite-typed Pokémon would practically rape this Pokémon within seconds, he decided he should probably use Chira. Since she was probably lonely, and cutting herself from no McLovin'. The male pulled out her Pokeball and released her.


"Chira! I want your bad-ass self to charge at the Pokémon, and then dart out of the way before it will try to attack you. Then I want you to Tackle the bird Pokémon from the side."
As the Pokémon proceeded with the Joel's command, he would then call out her next move. "While the Pokémon is down, I want you to use a Howl to frighten the Pokémon and possibly throw it off guard, and then I want you to use a Tackle on it right away." The bad-ass male, wanted to show this soul-seeker that it was not kind to look into glory holes without permission. Did you not know that you must ask to get eye gouged?

[Basically dodging out of the way before she reaches the Spearow, and then tackling it. Then using Howl to startle it or throw it off guard. Then using another tackle while its in shock.]
Edited by Exer, Oct 20 2010, 11:32 PM.
 
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Bill wasn't having the greatest of days. He managed to roll himself out of the nest after a good day's sleep, only to haveto listen to his wife shriek on about stuff for a good half an hour. He took off as soon as he could, but still hadn't managed to get his morning wake-up berry fix. To compound things, there was a person near his preferred berry spot, and it looked like a trainer.

He winged over to the middle of the trail, landed, and gazed at the trainer and his Pokémon while his brain was still booting up from a nice bit of sleep. Unfortunately for Bill, he didn't realize how his sleepy eye could be mistaken for a creepy one to the wrong people. He hopped up and down a bit on the ground to get his circulation going, then looked down at the path for a second. When he looked up from the worm he had felt with his feet, he noticed the trainer talking to the blurry blob of fuzz near his feet and pointing in his general direction.

Billdows 95 was still starting up when he saw the blob throw back it's head and let off a long howl, and it had finally finished starting when he blinked and realized that instead of a blob, there was a Poochyena. He took a second to realize that it was headed his way at a good clip, though it seemed to be shivering a little from where he had looked at it for so long. He was wondering why the canine was getting bigger and closer, then it hit him. He let off a squawk as he rolled backwards from the impact, and was just climbing back to his feet to fly the hell out of there when the fuzzball had the nerve to bite him!

It wasn't nearly as bone crunching as he had come to expect, but his vision was still getting fuzzy as he let off a series of quick pecks to the top of the head that was fastened to his left wing. He saw that they had hit and the Poochyena wasn't among the conscious anymore and started to let off a victory crow. Too bad for the bird Chira had hung on long enough to muster up the energy for his final Tackle attack. With the lunge the bird swirl eye'd while staggering around like a drunken old man. He eventually smashed into the ground while letting his body sleep into unconsciousness.


:poochyena Run Away, Quick Feet
Chira Level 6 :female
:hp 2/22 :ep 90

Status: +1 attack(howl) -1 defense(leer)

Supplementary: Howl (-4 EP)

Primary: Tackle (50 base dmg, -6 EP)

10(base) + 1 (Howl) + 1(Level bonus) = 12 Damage

Versus

:spearow Keen Eye
Level 6 :male
:hp 0/22 :ep 88
Status:

Supplementary: Leer(-4 EP)

Primary:Peck(35 base power, -4 EP)

(7[base]+ 1[leer])x1.1[STAB] + 1[level bonus] = 10 Damage

Primary:Peck(35 base power, -4 EP)

(7[base]+ 1[leer])x1.1[STAB] + 1[level bonus] = 10 Damage

Chira had gained 60XP and is now at level 7, 0/70!
If you catch Bill, he has 27/60XP from the damage he did
 
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