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Twitch Sep 12 2010, 11:31 PM Post #1
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Let the good times roll.

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Jean says:
what's the safety word
I just want to know going in
Twi, Twitch! says:
Tomato.
Jean says:
Tomahto?
Twi, Twitch! says:
No, Tomato.
Jean says:
Tomahto.
Twi, Twitch! says:
If I say Tomahto, you keep going.
Jean says:
Hahaha.
 
Munchkinator Sep 13 2010, 01:22 AM Post #2
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>>unfunny stuff
>>everything Twitch has ever said
 
Twitch Sep 13 2010, 03:56 AM Post #3
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I love you, too.
 
Munchkinator Sep 13 2010, 03:58 AM Post #4
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ilu2bb




DoomDraco (Bloodstone Village) No, everything is not fine. That's the kind of mentality that leads to the decline of civilization as we know it.
DoomDraco (Bloodstone Village) Sure, it's a "threw" instead of "through" now, but pretty soon it'll be a "your" instead of "you're", and next thing you know, we're all going around murdering.
 
Ichirou Sep 20 2010, 02:02 PM Post #5
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bCoxs
 

20 Sep 10, 13:00
Ichirou: Well done, Jean.
20 Sep 10, 13:00
Ichirou: *aplauds*
20 Sep 10, 13:00
Scon: So Jean's point stands
20 Sep 10, 12:59
Scon: Well, raging is more in the sense of just how much of a failure I am
20 Sep 10, 12:59
Munch: in his case
20 Sep 10, 12:59
Munch: less 'rage" more "apathy"
20 Sep 10, 12:59
Jeanesse: Then "Scon" to "raging failure of a human being"
20 Sep 10, 12:59
Scon: Then "destroy them sexually" to "express one's undying love for them"
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Jeanesse: It's my pulsing shaft in a box
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Jeanesse: Surprise!
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Jeanesse: Munch.
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Munch: rape is just surprise sex you didn't know you wanted!
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Skookasaurus: =D
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Ichirou: D=
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Jeanesse: Maybe I should just filter "rape" to "cuddle with"
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Munch: I'm not sure that linking "fluffy puppies and kittens" to the phrase "dead rotting animals" is a wise choice
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Jeanesse: ....
20 Sep 10, 12:58
Ichirou: Raping "fluffy puppies and kitties" seems far worst actually....
20 Sep 10, 12:57
Ichirou: ...you sure? Seems rather normal to me...
20 Sep 10, 12:57
Jeanesse: I am quite disturbed.
20 Sep 10, 12:57
Jeanesse: I really want to filter "dead rotting animals" to "fluffy puppies and kitties" right now, because that phrase should really never come up in cbox.
20 Sep 10, 12:56
Ichirou: ...can't take the song out of my head >___>
20 Sep 10, 12:56
Jeanesse: .....
20 Sep 10, 12:56
Ichirou: Just get on top of them and destroy them sexualy.
20 Sep 10, 12:56
Ichirou: Does anyone ever feel the impulse to rape dead rotting animals when they hear Carmina Burana?
 
Munchkinator Sep 23 2010, 12:19 PM Post #6
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Bottom->top.

23 Sep 10, 11:18
Torby: with floating appendages
23 Sep 10, 11:18
Torby: But they're mutated
23 Sep 10, 11:18
shadowcat_: They're completely normal.
23 Sep 10, 11:17
Torby: If you're demon, is the poke stuck demon forevah?




Torbylicious says (12:24 PM):
He can suck me long and roughly, tbh
Get over it, people don't really care
and those that are like "Hmph, immaturity"
Torbylicious says (12:25 PM):
Purple prose proboard retards we do not want
Edited by Munchkinator, Sep 23 2010, 12:25 PM.
 
Munchkinator Sep 25 2010, 11:58 AM Post #7
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Mawnch says (11:56 AM):
balls
how am I going to turn "psychotic motherLOVELYer who wants to kill everyone"
into a bypass
Akari says (11:56 AM):
threaten to make competing Pokémon site
Akari says (11:57 AM):
primarily focused on trolling tohea
rather than rping
then they will kno u mean bzns
 
Jeanesse Sep 25 2010, 12:32 PM Post #8
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Sep 25 2010, 11:58 AM
Mawnch says (11:56 AM):
balls
how am I going to turn "psychotic motherLOVELYer who wants to kill everyone"
into a bypass
Akari says (11:56 AM):
threaten to make competing Pokémon site
Akari says (11:57 AM):
primarily focused on trolling tohea
rather than rping
then they will kno u mean bzns
I feel like this has already been done.
 
Sconnorsiz Sep 25 2010, 02:25 PM Post #9
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Relax, relapse again
Jeanesse
Sep 25 2010, 12:32 PM
Munch
Sep 25 2010, 11:58 AM
Mawnch says (11:56 AM):
balls
how am I going to turn "psychotic motherLOVELYer who wants to kill everyone"
into a bypass
Akari says (11:56 AM):
threaten to make competing Pokémon site
Akari says (11:57 AM):
primarily focused on trolling tohea
rather than rping
then they will kno u mean bzns
I feel like this has already been done.
On multiple occasions.
 
Sark Oct 14 2010, 07:35 PM Post #10
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Sep 25 2010, 11:58 AM
Mawnch says (11:56 AM):
balls
how am I going to turn "psychotic motherLOVELYer who wants to kill everyone"
into a bypass
Akari says (11:56 AM):
threaten to make competing Pokémon site
Akari says (11:57 AM):
primarily focused on trolling tohea
rather than rping
then they will kno u mean bzns
I actually LOL'd. Not very often do I do that. Where is that Loli, anyway?
 
Munchkinator Oct 14 2010, 07:37 PM Post #11
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that 12yo is getting skullloved by school. but supposed to be here SOONER OR LATER to play Emily's sister.
 
Exer Oct 15 2010, 11:03 AM Post #12
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Bwahaha
 

Exer: Oooh. So true.
15 Oct 10, 10:01
Scon: ...Unless they're with other men
15 Oct 10, 10:01
Scon: Basically any shower except ones in water
15 Oct 10, 09:59
Exer: Maybe even brown ones.
15 Oct 10, 09:59
Scon: Or white ones
15 Oct 10, 09:57
Exer: Only golden ones*
15 Oct 10, 09:52
Usar: Munch showers?
15 Oct 10, 09:46
Exer: >_>
15 Oct 10, 09:45
Ven: OMG
15 Oct 10, 07:58
Munch: on that note afk again shower as I continue to prep for skool
 
Munchkinator Oct 15 2010, 11:15 AM Post #13
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15 Oct 10, 10:14
Munch: also my showers are ~RAINBOW~
15 Oct 10, 10:14
Munch: I feel so loved
 
Exer Oct 15 2010, 11:16 AM Post #14
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Oct 15 2010, 11:15 AM
15 Oct 10, 10:14
Munch: also my showers are ~RAINBOW~
15 Oct 10, 10:14
Munch: I feel so loved
Whore.
 
Exer Oct 15 2010, 11:18 AM Post #15
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Bottom's up! :D

GAYSEX
 

Scon: >>balls ... leg ... my pants ... end up ... out ... the other somehow got ... inside itself
15 Oct 10, 10:16
Exer: jk <3 :D
15 Oct 10, 10:16
Exer: because you're not straight...?
15 Oct 10, 10:16
Scon: ...How long were you even there for?
15 Oct 10, 10:16
Munch: how the balls did one leg of my pants end up inside out and the other somehow got looped inside itself
 
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