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The Badasses Club; You read that right.
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Tobias Jan 2 2008, 07:25 PM Post #1
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Ah, the nice breeze brushing across our face as you stepped off the ship that lead you to this new island. The first thing you could notice is the large blanket of snow, covering most of Ayer as far as your eyes could see.

Well it was winter time, it was to be expected right?

If you gazed around, you couldn't see that much. A couple of scattered houses up and bout, covered roof tops and even a few people, wearing thick over coats passing you by as they waved towards you. Aww, now wasn't that nice? People around here sure gave you the first impression of a warm welcome in this region and hopefully, it would not be your last.

You could see trainers lined up in the distance, around some rather large building. A sign just in front of your face pointed to where the trainers were read as the following.

  • Tired? Lost? need a place to stay for the night? Well look no further! Lori's Bed&Breakfast offers the best service this side of Tohea has ever seen. Come on, come all! Only 50$ for nice meal and a night's stay.

Hrm. So many option, so little time.[/color]
 
Verdelish Jan 2 2008, 07:36 PM Post #2
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>> The Badasses Club <<
"Wow! That guild sounds like it has a lot of teen angst." -- Omelet

Alignment: Neutral [Badass swings both ways, lulz]
Ally Guild(s): TBD
Rival Guild(s): Brigade of Lions
Enemy Guild(s): TBD
Current Members:
Hikaru Nakata & Adrian Exer [[Tagteam]]
Hisaki Keiga [[Tauros Town]]
Previous Members:
Heather Ferguson -deceased-
Alis Berry -deceased-



Being part of the Badasses Club is a privilege. Membership in this elite society not only confirms your own awesomeness, it connects you to anyone and everyone of importance in this s**thole. In the Badasses Club, you can be sure someone will have your back... Not that you'll ever need them to, since you're so badass yourself, you little badass, you!

To join the club, you've obviously got to prove yourself worthy. To do so, reply to this thread (that's right, no PMs, you wimps) with an IC post of your character being PWN. It can be an excerpt from your journey, or you can make up a situation. No length requirements, either. It can be written any way you like, just as long as it's using your Tohea trainer character and it's mind-blowingly badass.

Then, pretty much we either vote you in, or we don't. We're so badass, we can afford to be exclusive.

>> Rules <<

Rule #1: You can do whatever the hell you want, as long as you look cool doing it.

Rule #2: Breaking rule #1 in ANY form (crying, emoting, being a chicken, screaming like a girl, snorting while laughing, choking on food, getting yourself PWNd, etc.) can and will result in your immediate expulsion from the club -- rest assured in the most badass way possible. BUT STILL.

Rule #3: You are required to have with you at all times any one (1) badass pokémon. No cutesy, baby pokémon. I don't care how bloodthirsty it is, if you think you're going to get in with your Igglytard THATS MAMA LUIGI TO YOU MARIO

Rule #4: If you break rule #3, for God's sake, don't admit to it.

Rule #5: Yeah, anarchy can be badass. But please, if you're going to be part of the Badasses Club, try and control yourself in front of the leader. We're the club representing Tohean badasses, not the Tohean dumbasses - don't mistake us for those BoLtards.

Other miscellaneous rules:
-> Only humans can join -- sorry, badass wild pogeymans. (Recommended alternate guild: PLA)
-> If you want to join another guild after being accepted into the Badasses Club, you must get permission from the leader(s) to do so. The Badasses Club does not affiliate with just anyone, other guilds included. If we find out you went behind our backs and did so, we may find it necessary to sever the ties with said guild -- that is, KICK YOU THE :censored OUT.
-> That said, Lion Brigader dorks need not apply.

Once significant membership is attained, we may assign you to meet with other nearby recruits in order to establish a secure connection to all potential joinees.

Let the badassnessness BEGIN!

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[b]Name:[/b] (For future reference)
[b]Age:[/b] (There is such a thing as too young to be badass. Lowest age accepted will be 15)
[b]Location:[/b] (Where you are RITENAO)
[b]Pokémon:[/b] (REMEMBER RULE #3)

[b]Badassnessness:[/b] Put your PWNnessness here in beautiful IC form.
 
Demetrius Jan 2 2008, 07:51 PM Post #3
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Name: Alis Berry

Age: 17

Location: Route 9
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:houndour :yourmom :seaking (F*** YEAH)

Badassnessness:
"Alis ate a pie."

I might mention that I'm badass because I stole everyone's Pokémon. On the entire site. And replaced them with wimpy newb Pokémon with hardly any complaints. Also, my name is blue. And I like pie. And llamas. And I rock your faces off.

Vote for me or IP ban.

(yeah, that's pretty badass.)
 
Exer Jan 2 2008, 07:56 PM Post #4
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Name: Adrian Exer (Danny IRL)
Age: 18 (IRL)- legal = badass duh 17 IC
Location: I es in route 9 with Alis.
Pokémon: So far: :totodile :alis'sface

Badassnessness:

Adrian walked into a salon full of girly women. He smiled and waved at them. They all started to giggle at his stunning good looks. Adrian turned around, bent over and farted louder than a Wailord's cry. With one big sniff, he let out a relieving sound and walked out.

^_^
 
Demetrius Jan 2 2008, 08:01 PM Post #5
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Exer
Jan 2 2008, 09:56 PM
Name: Adrian Exer
WTF? No.

Age: 18 - legal = badass duh
Under 18 is better. Loli goodness.

Location: I es in Kadaraa with Alis.
Wrong. We're on route 9. You don't even know where you are?

Pokémon: So far: :totodile :alis'sface
Whore.

Badassnessness:

Adrian walked into a salon full of girly women. He smiled and waved at them. They all started to giggle at his stunning good looks. Adrian turned around, bent over and farted louder then a Wailord's cry. With one big sniff, he let out a relieving sound and walked out.

^_^
......wtfno.

comments in quote.
 
Exer Jan 2 2008, 08:05 PM Post #6
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Alis Berry
Jan 2 2008, 10:01 PM
Name: Alis Berry
^Tranny
Age: 17
^ Not their real age
Location: Route 9
Pokémon:
:houndour :yourmom :seaking (F*** YEAH)
^lies about having a Seaking.
Badassnessness:
"Alis ate a pie."
^And it was full of roaches
I might mention that I'm badass because I stole everyone's Pokémon. On the entire site. And replaced them with wimpy newb Pokémon with hardly any complaints. Also, my name is blue. And I like pie. And llamas. And I rock your faces off.

Vote for me or IP ban.
Do it.
(yeah, that's pretty badass.)

Mhn.

(User was banned for this post.)
 
Verdelish Jan 2 2008, 08:21 PM Post #7
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Verde, Alis, Exer, accepted. That's right, I just accepted myself before I even made my own joining post and mine's not nearly as lulz. Just typing out Heather's name = I win.

Name: Heather Ferguson
Age: 19
Location: Kadaraa
Pokémon:
:houndour

Badassnessness: I CAN RP BAD AND STILL BE K00L:
A grimace curled her lips as she hit the ground hard. She heard a loud snap, and it occurred to her that she had landed on her arm wrong. And now it hurt. A LOT.

"The hell was that for?" Heather snarled at the man, cradling her now useless limb with its still-working twin. "Weren't you just on about being a gentleman?"

Out of her peripheral vision she saw a dark blur start to move toward the Charmeleon. "NO!" she roared, turning to look at her Houndour. This was not about playing pokémon any more. This was her fight, and no trained animal would be fighting it for her.

/seriousangstherec'mon

That said, she proceeded to pistol whip the next person that said 'shenanigans.'

ONE MONTH LATER... that's the enclosed instruction book to you toaster GAY LUIGI? GAY LUIGI?


...Just in case any of you, you know, wanted to do SERIOUS posts. >___>
 
Twitch Jan 3 2008, 12:04 AM Post #8
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Name: Hikaru Nakata
Age: LAWL. 15.
Location: Ayer.
Pokémon: :aerodactyl = PWN

Badassnessness: The weather was badass; straight badass. A blistering wind rushed passed my physique, leaving my hair to tumble in rhythm with mother nature. The snowfall was accumulating beneath my feet in inadvertent mounds of eight inch deep drifts. The temperature was dropping every second, reaching it's record low of below zero temperatures. I felt damn near uncomfortable, and I wouldn't have it.

I bluntly commanded that my arm move up, slowly, yet quick enough to distort the natural movement of the air. My arm was at a hundred-eighty degree angle, my palm was opened to reveal my unbelievably light skin, and my fingers reached outwards towards the sky. Mother nature won battle and battle against the continent of Tohea every winter, yet today its reign would abruptly end. I prepared for a voice full of authority and pure awesomeness that would install fear into death himself.

"Stop!" I yelled loudly at seemingly nothing. I have gone far enough to have told mother nature herself to stop her assault on the lands I was inhabiting. I have gone so far as to face mother nature and not fall back; I have gone so far as to command mother nature. Soon after my pugnacious voice echoed one or twice, my arm dropped signaling that my command was finished and that I was expecting immediate results, or else...

The wind calmed. The snow stopped. The weather warmed up. I have gotten my way for the first time, and i would show no sign of stopping any time soon. I have wrested the badassness from mother nature herself; I have stripped mother nature of her honor and respect; I've left mother nature to cower beneath my feet. I have controlled weather, one of my many PWN abilities...
 
Verdelish Jan 3 2008, 12:08 AM Post #9
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Accepted. You only just made the cut, kiddo, but having an Aerodactyl helps a whole lot. O_O If anyone asks, just lie and say you're a little older >_> Everyone lies; lulz so badass lolololololol
 
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Name: Cthusus
Age: If I told you in the ancient tongue, your soul would be flayed apart instantly, then cursed to eternal torture in the pits of Hell.
Location: In this topic writing this post
Pokémon: :magby (to be)

Badassnessness: I'm the f***ing BASTARD CHILD OF JESUS AND CTULTHU. How much more badass could I possibly get? Do I need to start raining the f***ing fire and brimstone on someone's bitch ass? DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE, MORTAL! YOU SHALL NOW WITNESS MY POWER!





Onwards, ONWARDS I walked, my mighty feet crushing the foolish ground beneath my almighty being. As I walked towards my natural home the ocean, though, I made a disconcerting discovery: somehow, I'd lost my medical diploma in the volcano I'd just gone fishing in! Blasted lava-fish must have stolen it before I killed them all with my mind then ate them raw with my claws of eternal damnation... CURSES, I knew they tasted too papery!

Wait? What? Oh, children! Cthusus loves children! They taste good with ketchup and month old mayonnaise! "Come, delicious morsels of young humans! I have many kinds of candies and rewards for you! NO, DON'T RUN! I JUST WANT TO OPERATE ON YOU AND REMOVE YOUR INTESTINES!"

Bah, curses human spawns. They will not escape my WRATH! My loyal assistant, Abaddon, shall barbecue them! ((pulls out Abaddon, then throws at fleeing children)) "GO, MY MINIONS! LET US TEACH THESE HEATHEN THE VALUE OF REPENTING OF THEIR SINS! Yes, yes! Melt them! Melt them all! Send forth thine fire and brimstone to damn these heathen to damnation! YES! ...Wait, what are you doing? No, that hole isn't-THAT DOESN'T FIT THERE! SWEET MERCIFUL FATHER JESUS, what are you DOING to that harmless corpse? NO! LEAVE THE BRAIN! I NEED DINNER!"

...AND SO I BUTCHERED TWO CHILDREN IN HOT BLOOD AND ATE THEM. Thanks, of course, in part to my loyal obedient servant Abaddon.

Fin~
 
Verdelish Jan 3 2008, 11:55 PM Post #11
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Nothing says badass like a Zoidberg-turned-Jesus avatar, so, accepted. I'll add you to the member roster once you've been accepted to Tohea.
 
Deleted User Jan 4 2008, 12:41 AM Post #12
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Am I badass enough to make an application for a character that does not yet exist but will exist in the near-to-distant future
 
Verdelish Jan 4 2008, 12:56 AM Post #13
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Stings <3 I'd really prefer that you waited until after your character was already accepted, but... I guess you can go ahead and try out. ^_~ If you would post the application using the would-be account of the new character, if possible, that would be appreciated. Go for it mon!
 
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Psh, I was planting the seeds of torment in your mind so you would wonder what the hell I was talking about until the day arrives that I do indeed bring the character into being.

Fear me and my awesome planning skillz.
 
Verdelish Jan 4 2008, 02:29 PM Post #15
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Oh no you didn't *snaps fingers*
 
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