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| katanaofildram | Jan 15 2007, 09:29 PM Post #16 |
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Dancin' Fool
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((Looks like I'm behind, better catch up!)) Kikuchimonji was quite psyched about the proposition of a new adventure, and with Arcanine at her side there would be no stopping them... except of course when that bloody snorunt showed its ugly face on the scene. Well, my friend, it looks like we have our first challenger. Hate to say it but I'm going to be in trouble if it hits me with something frozen, but being the macho fire type you are I'm sure you can even things out with a few embers... wouldn't you? Kiku turned on the charm as she batted her eyes and looked at the pooch with a seductive smile before grinning and deciding to launch her own assault (hopefully in simulacrum with her companion). Focusing her Energy, her eyes flashed with determination before speeding forward with a Quick Attack. Circling around afterward she called from the air, Your turn, honey. |
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| Munchkinator | Jan 15 2007, 09:58 PM Post #17 |
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Pax Bionicus
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@KoI Though confused somewhat at your actions at first, the Arcanine realized you were NOT gay, and were in fact female, after a moment, and stuttered out an "uhm, err, okay!" He watched as you prepare your attack for a moment, then snapped back into action, firing off a couple Embers at the Snorunt, before darting in, his face crackling with electricity (k not really but close enough) for a Thunder Fang. Apparently no one had told him that fire was better against ice-types than lightning, but eh, he looked like he was pretty new to being an Arcanine, so cut him some slack. The Snorunt, at first unsure which of you to target, realized that something big and red was trying to KILL it, so it quickly began redirecting the already-falling snow for a Powder Snow attack that, fortunately, was too focused on the charging Arcanine to hit you. Arcanine was momentarily hidden by the rushing snow, but suddenly burst out, right in front of the Snorunt, his jaws opened wide for what would be a painful attack. You seemed to be of minimal concern to the little runt for the time, how would you use that advantage? Or would you not bother, simply letting the Arcanine take it down, as he was bound to do? If you helped, you ran an extreme risk of being killed in a single attack, but if you survived, you'd likely be the most-celebrated hero of the town for some time, as well as gaining MAJOR battle experience. On the other hand, no one would blame you if you just stood this one out - no need to risk your life when it wasn't necessary, right? Choices, choices... ![]() 16/19![]() 5/5 level 13 10/15 |
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| Deleted User | Jan 15 2007, 10:21 PM Post #18 |
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((Ooh, yay, random bonuses!)) Thwack. Gyah! Whap! Ow! Damn, that was fun. Painful, maybe, but fun. Apparently, it was impossible to dampen this Vee's spirits. Oh, hey! He was "it" now. He had to get Mr. Tree back! Wrenching himself from the small hole he had created in the tree, he dropped to the ground shakily. Wow, it was like a whole new game when he could barely stand. Sweet. "Mr. Tree, I'm gonna get you!" Pij watched, his stomach wrenching sickeningly at the great impact. Vee! He may be a rather hard hitter, but he couldn't even pronounce "defense" and generally didn't do so well when he started taking hits. Seeing her friend moving again, she breathed a sigh of relief. He was all right. ...And immediately sucked it back in again as a branch passed not half in inch before her beak. Whoa, too close! Bank left! Dive for speed! Whew. Safely out of its reach, (for the moment, at least) she climbed again and surveyed the scene. Vee, though a bit injured, seemed eager to continue his game, but the tree hadn't suffered much injury during the previous assault; a repeat would likely see the fool lying in a pool of his own blood. No. She wouldn't let that happen. Spilling air from her wings again, she swooped down at the tree, screeching out a carnal battle cry to draw its attention. Instead of attacking, however, she cut just in front of it, already turning to trace a wide arc through its range. Carrying her momentum through, she turned back and looped by again, skirting the edges of its range, tempting an attack. She poured every ounce of concentration she had into her maneuvers, praying she didn't wind up in a pool of her own blood. And that Vee would take the cue and strike while it was distracted. (Of which, she decided, the former was likely more integral) |
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| Munchkinator | Jan 15 2007, 11:05 PM Post #19 |
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@Kay: Well, you'd certainly distracted the evil death tree, that was for sure. Very sure, in fact, you realized as a tumbling mass of rocks barely missed you. Yeah, very good and and all, Vee was safe for the time, assuming he didn't try anything stupid (heh, as if). You, on the other hand, weren't so much - if a rock throw hit, you were definitely borked, maybe even totalled; a bunch of heavy rocks crashing down on you didn't agree so well with your Pij constitution. Suddenly, a shadow swept in front of you, almost causing a collision before you managed to right yourself. When you'd stabilized, you realized the rocks had stopped, and after a quick survey of the seen, realized why - a Pij had appeared out of no where and was dive-bombing the Sudowoodo with a pair of Blast Berries it'd held in it's talons. They weren't very effective, granted, but they did do a little damage, and the sudowoodo was temporarily blinded. Not blinded enough that he missed turning the Pij into a bloody mess on the ground with a well-aimed branch whip, but hey, can't win them all. You could see your short-term savior lying, a bloody mess, but barely alive on the ground near the Sudo, but it seemed entirely ready to finish the Pij off with a brutal Tackle attack. Would you attempt to swoop in and save him, focus on killing the Sudo, or call a hasty retreat to try and save Vee, who was haphazardly careening towards the Sudo at high speed, in a suicidal Tackle? Your choice, but think fast - it'll be too late for one or all of you if you hesitate. level 4 (Pij) 3/3 level 5 (wild) 1/5 level 4 (Vee) 1/3{speed +2} {attack +2} VERSUS level 5 (wild) 4/6{blinded} |
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| Munchkinator | Jan 15 2007, 11:14 PM Post #20 |
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{OOC: I'll just go meander about a wee in Thunderwave Cave, so if someone wants to ref me, I could probably survive that >.> I don't really mind anyone, so long as they do a more-or-less Tohea-ish ref} Ah. Morning. My favorite time of the day, right behind night, evening, noon, and ANY OTHER FREAKING TIME TO BE AWAKE. I'd been up half the night training on the unfortunate now-former trees near my lair... of DOOM. After my usual waking up, business, and Rattata murders (and subsequent breakfast), I ambled into the nearby pokemon town, more or less walking directly into the crowd gathering around the missions board. No, seriously, directly into it, as in I Tackled some stupid-arse Sunkern that was just sitting there with a stupid look on it's vaucous face. After disposing of the evidence (well, walking quickly away), I perused the board, and realized with an annoyed start that all the missions had been taken - douches. I'd have to kill some fools next time this happened, but I was too itchy for a fight right now to bother thinking any EVILE-super-meanie-head plans up. Thunderwave Cave was nearby, as I knew from past experience, so I headed out in that direction, only killing two idiot Sunkern that wanted revenge for their little sis, instead of my usual horrible brutal murders - I was in too much of a hurry to deal with a pair of weaklings like them. Well, I finally reached the stupid cave, and not a moment too soon - my claws ached for blood. I entered with a vengeance, looking for trouble - and make it double! Well, not double, I had no friends ;_; Eh, hopefully a poochyena or something would be willing to team up for a bit; I didn't fully relish the idea of taking everything on in here by myself. I totally could, obviously, but having someone to watch your back is always a good thing. And besides, I'd a feeling I was walking into trouble. The fun kind, that is, ie where I get to kill something. Or a lot of somethings, hell if I know. EN GARDE, YOU STUPID NOOBS! |
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| Munchkinator | Jan 16 2007, 04:03 PM Post #21 |
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@feon: (OOC: You're not supposed to have water pulso yet (in your movelist officially, just checked the signup), but since muddy can shoot water anyways, and your post was teh pwn, if you could fix his moveset to the official d/p at 5 set, I'll let it slide XD) Anyways, right, the Sunkern. Neither of them had expected to be doused in water, no, not at all. The unsuspecting target hadn't been expecting a brutal tail-beating, either, and the painful one-liners (jk, they were AWEOSME!!!!1!111!!!) had him dead before you finished. Still, the level 4 Sunkern was HELLA pissed now, since you'd killed it's *un-PG13 here* buddy, and it unexplainedly started growing noticably larger and more pissed off, with a very anime-style cross thingy on it's face. Oh yeah, it was mad. And it totally proved it by doing... nothing? Suddenly, every part of your body screamed in agony as you were attacked by an unseen force, that seemed to Absorb your very life force, and strengthen the green little bugger. You realized that it hadn't actually done that much damage, but it'd hurt like a and that was all that mattered. GOING DOWN, LITTLE GREEN FREAK!![]() 2/4 level 4 (wild) 3/3
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| katanaofildram | Jan 16 2007, 05:47 PM Post #22 |
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Decisions, indeed. Kiku circled around what appeared to be an intense battle from her perspective in the sky above. She decided to be safe, though sitting the battle out entirely was just not her style. She decided she'd wait until the snorunt was exhausted then perhaps fly in for the finishing blow. She wasn't going to let that big old arcanine have all the fun. Go on, big boy, you thrash that little good-for-nothing piece of trash! I know a big, strong arcanine like you can handle it no problem. She called from her aerial stance, grinning at her own cunning, though all the while wondering if her tactic of seduction was actually doing anything considering their species were nothing alike. Ah, but who cares; no one could resist a hot little scyther like her, could they? |
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| Feon | Jan 16 2007, 05:47 PM Post #23 |
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Life, man.
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Once again Muddy cracked his knuckles, it was time for this little fiend to: GET SERVED! Muddy jumped upon the giant seed-man-thing and started thrashing about, like....an epileptic person, I suppose. Wiggling his tail fin, slapping head fin thing, kicking with his legs, and gumming the ripened plant ovary with his toothless mouth he attacked the Sunkern with all of his ability and through his full mouth he uttered something so horrible, not a Sunkern alive (or anyone for that matter) can stand it without getting so pissed, so very pissed, that they die of anger, or shame! "Yo mama is so stupid, I said she's sooo stupid: She sits on the T'V. and watches the coutch!Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up! Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you have toroll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!" After his crippling barrage of insults and random thrashings Muddy jumped off the Sunkern to prevent from an early death. |
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| Munchkinator | Jan 16 2007, 05:59 PM Post #24 |
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An early death for you, perhaps, but the Sunkern was in no way protected from the horrific assault on it's ears by your brutal "yo mama..." jokes, that it hemorraged every bit of blood in it's body out it's ears, nose, eyes, and mouth, effectively killing it. Painfully. Well, that was over with - you'd pwnt them, and hard, so 1.75 EXP for you. Even just a level 1 Pij'd give you a level now! ... No, unfortunately, tripping over your own feet and ending up with a faceful of mud didn't count. Sorry. Continuing rolling in a small blue ball, and crushing an unecpecting wurmple, however, did, so woot, you finally gained a level! (feel free to assign stat points in your next post)After your little mishap, you continued on, eventually becoming completely freaking lost. In Tiny Woods, you noob, SHAME ON YOU. Right, so, you finally find the stairs... and there are like 5 crazy Houndoom guarding the entrance. (don't ask why or I sic them all on you anyways). You could try fighting your way through, or try sneaking around through another passageway to get to the next area (I mean, stairs in a forest? wtf?), or just run screaming like a little girl. I suggest MOAR COWBELL. |
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| Deleted User | Jan 16 2007, 06:11 PM Post #25 |
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Pij flapped, rolled, weaved, banked, dove, and dodged with everything she had, knowing that a single mistake might be deadly. Time seemed to stop every time her feathers ruffled in the wake of an attack passing close by. Where was Vee? She didn't take the time to look. If she got distracted, she migh- HOLY :censored, WHAT WAS THAT!? She instinctively pulled up and spread her wings, killing her speed instantly--and also, she noted, making herself an extraordinarily easy target. She hung there, momentarily paralyzed, waiting for the inevitable blow.... BANG! Bang? Not quite what she had expected death to be like, but okay. Wait, what? She started, realizing that that sound hadn't been the herald of her doom. Nor was it the herald of crippling pain. Hell, it wasn't even the herald of mild discomfort; she was fine. Then what? She took stock of her surroundings. The mysterious obstacle was no longer before her; the demon tree was still in the same place, stocky as ever; Vee was making a line for the tree, and the other Pij was circling arou... wait, the other Pij? Yes! Someone was helping them! THWAP! Yes! Someone to help! ...Wait. >.> The stranger did an odd roll in midair; it was sluggish, an he was climbing through it. The was he doing? Then she saw the blood. She caught her breath. Her first instinct was to dart over and help him, but she checked it instantly. The tree was still threatening; if she abandoned Vee and then it turned on her, she'd have to retreat, and she doubted she'd have time to drag either of them along with her. The wounded would have to be cared for after the battle.But she'd have to end the battle quickly. She flapped, converting her energy directly into speed, rather than height, to go straight at the tree, and began clawing, pecking, tearing, scratching at anything and everything she could reach, as soon as she was in reach. It ended now, :censored. |
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| Feon | Jan 16 2007, 06:13 PM Post #26 |
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Life, man.
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Muddy rubbed his invisible Mudkip brow, he's somehow need to PWN these foolish creatures. Muddy also rubbed his brow for another reason, it itched like the dickens! He had a fever, and the only thing that could cure it was moar cowbell. Aside from that, he was soar from assaulting those pour creatures, but not the Wurmple, that thing deserved a smashing for being so weak! Anywho, Muddy reached into his big ol' bag of tricks and pulled out his disguise card, prefect! He dove into a pile of leaves and emerged with a large affro, that could put the "ladies man" to shame! Muddy cupped his hand around his mouth and yelped: "Now introducin' yo favorite swingin' Pokemon......DISCO KIPP!" Ever since Muddy was a child, he had idolized Disco Kipp, he had been a hero, sporting his own clothes line, his own cereal, and his own pink lunchbox. (Which Muddy had.) Now was Muddy's time to shine he could be Disco Kipp! As he sauntered by the Houndoom, he glanced at them and gave them the smarmy and ever-foxy Disco Kipp line: "Mornin' fellas, mind lettin' a smooth Mudkip through?" {I'm sorry this post was so weak, I'm running out of imagination. I'll add +3 to defense, and +2 Hp!} |
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| xelada | Jan 17 2007, 09:05 AM Post #27 |
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as it seems that i'll have to start my it myself I will: ever had one of those days where you wake up hit your head on something then while rubbing your head you trip up then as you walk backwards you land in some water you splash around then you elecrical friend electicutes you then are blown through the roof then, on the family jewels, you land on an old tree that then are catapulted on to a rock head first, then rolled in to some :poop . Yes thats what happened and dang did it hurt, so once i'd regained concieceness, cleaned myself up and thumped chi-chi I decided to check out the bulliton board I looked at the missions avalible all of em no exept one that was taken up hmm... mybe they should happen to have an "accident" *laghs manichicly to tiny woods*. |
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| Munchkinator | Jan 17 2007, 09:08 AM Post #28 |
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@KoI: The Arcanine crashed into the helpless Snorunt with about 3 gigtons too much of force, his Thunder Fang crushing the stupid little thing with a vicious bite, then the explosive release of electric energy, followed by a surprise Scratch with his powerful paws. Yeah, that Snorunt was pretty much down and out - not dead, but close enough for the time being (0.5 exp for starting off the battle). Arcanine, however, was unimpressed by your apparent cowardice - you'd not even attempted to aid him, beyond the begininng, and in his view, you'd basically set him up to defeat the Snorunt all by himself - and to what was but recently a Growlithe, cowardice and desertion were despicable. Still, he knew he likely couldn't make it alone, so he grudgingly continued on. You'd have to do something pretty brave to win back his respect... or slap a mind control on him, and turn him into a mind slave. Either way, really. Still, there was the issue of the little Snorunt, who lay there on the ground, flickering between consciousness and blessed darkness, bleeding noticably. Would you stay behind a tad, and risk becoming separated from Arcanine to help it, or ignore it, and let it bleed to death? It certainly didn't deserve anything, having almost Ice Beamed your face, but who knows, eh? Maybe you'd be able to find the princess if you resc-what? Wrong game? Oh dear, copyright infringement? Righto, shutting up now. @Kay: Oh yeah, that stupid walking death tree (of DOOM) was SO going down. Blinded by the blast berries, he didn't see you coming, so your combo tackle/scratch/headbutt/buttface/struggle attack managed to do a whopping 1 points of damage, woot! He's DEFINITELY pwnt by that! No, wait, you got pwnt by that is what I meant to say. Rock Throw, unsuspecting Pij, pain agony etc etc. You got teh pwnt, though technically you weren't dead. Yet, though that could change pretty quickly... fortunately, at least the other Pij was more or less safe for now, so it was just you about to die, JOY! Vee, on the other hand, finished arriving on his death tackle (from hell) and ended up going right THROUGH the tree (no wai), doing 3 damage and taking the stupid thing to the pits of hell, or wherever it is that stupid crazy trees go. He skidded to a halt, tripped and rolled another 30 feett into a puddle, and struggled for about 20 seconds to get out of all 3/4 of an inch of water. No one said he he was smart, eh? Righto, mad exp, etc etc. 1.25 exp for all of you, and the Pij who'd rescued you, introduced herself as "Yrghthbaubble," and asked to join your rescue team (heh, she didn't know this wasn't the family-friendly PMD rescue team environment). Would you educate her, or be a nice lil Pij and let her join? Can't have too many Pij, after all... @Fee: (ooc: whaddaya mean it's a weak post? I laughed there, it's still funny XD anyways, on to your ref thingy...) The Houndoom, initially shocked by the arrival of THE DISCO KIPP, began wildly applauding as you walked past, imitating the legendary god of pwnage, Disco Kipp. Apparently, they were fans of the man, despite never having met him. Catcalls and suggestions rang from your new audience, to the tune of "Do that awesome dance thing, please!" "Yeah, show yo stuff!" "Break it down!" Suddenly, a Primeape appeared toting a mad speaker system which he immediately set up, then began DJing. Random flashing lights suddenly turned on, and you were, apparently, in a dance off between yourself and the hungry jaws of five Houndoom. Better do a good job, "Disco Kipp?" |
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| Munchkinator | Jan 17 2007, 09:29 AM Post #29 |
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Xelada, you're supposed to sign up in the signup topic first >.> I have no idea who chichi is, or what your stats are, or what you are. |
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| xelada | Jan 17 2007, 09:33 AM Post #30 |
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check the sighn up topic again or to save you the time: shroob (shroomish ) lv:4 hp:3 atk:2 def:3 sp atk:3 sp def:2 spd:3 moves:absorb, tackle chi-chi (chinchou ) lv:4 hp:3 atk:3 def:2 sp atk:3 sp def:3 spd:2 moves:buble, supersonic there |
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level 4 (Pij)
level 4 (Vee)
level 5 (wild)
and that was all that mattered. GOING DOWN, LITTLE GREEN FREAK!
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