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| cheeseri | Jan 10 2007, 09:12 AM Post #1 |
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The Preacher explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City, stands up and proclaims: "If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!" More sighs and loud applause. Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex." There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her: "Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?" Sadie's 90-year old husband, Jake, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw the Preacher'. phentermine for cheap tramadol abuse |
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