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Tweet Topic Started: Dec 11 2006, 03:08 AM (569 Views)
Old Guy Dec 14 2006, 06:37 PM Post #46
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*gets hit with shotty first*....."thank goodness I'm old or I wouldn't have picked up those immortal lessons back in the 70's"..........kicks S.A. off of a cliff.....then jumps back on his high rock, pulls out his sniper rifle and shoots K as she's firing uncontrollibly.............(we've gotten pretty violent...).............
 
Deleted User Dec 14 2006, 08:30 PM Post #47
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(well, what did you expect, this is war...)

*mystically appears behind old guy and hits him with a golf club (driver, incase you're wondering)*

teach you to throw me off a cliff
 
Old Guy Dec 15 2006, 04:24 AM Post #48
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once again bends his neck back in place....."when will you learn"....then he all of a sudden puts his arms around S.A..........pops his shoulders out of their sockets, rips one off, scratches his head with S.A.'s finger....."hmmm, eh".....then he smacks S.A. with his own hand......
 
xelada Dec 15 2006, 07:18 AM Post #49
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*has idea* *eats lots of beans, fizzy pop, chillies, curries, eggs, sweets, every gas mask in existance, cheese and a load of vegetables* *pulls down pants and lets rip* *gassing every one who posted here exept me*
 
Old Guy Dec 15 2006, 12:23 PM Post #50
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luckily...I don't need air....so I shot X in the hiney with a .45
 
xelada Dec 15 2006, 01:07 PM Post #51
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"good thing my butt's made out of rubber and my bottoms made of spring so i'm gonna crush every one with my butt and fart in there face (or at least what's left of it)
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Old Guy Dec 15 2006, 01:23 PM Post #52
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rips off X's butt and thorws him off a 10,000 foot high cliff
 
xelada Dec 16 2006, 04:36 AM Post #53
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*inflates inflatable butt and also inflates inflatable rocket laucher with free ice cream, nuts, hundreds and thousends and inflated inflatlatable missiles and blasts old guy then takes out super spitballer 5000 ((non-inflatable)comes with 8 rolls of toilet paper and a gallon of fresh spit) and nails everyone then eats 10 bulbs of garlic then licks and farts in everyones face then sets tnt into everyones spit casts then light the touch paper on everyones tnt then inflates his inflatable jet pack and flys to his secret hide-out dressed as an octopuss crossed with a banana split that has been rolled down the babylonian hanging gardens*.

The inflatable butt, the inflatable rocket launcher and the inflatable jet pack are all trademarked goods from inflateo co. "keep blowing stuff up".
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*Throws pie at xeledas face*
 
xelada Jan 1 2007, 05:52 AM Post #55
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*fires a missile that makes king elemento an ugly girl*
 
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RoastingInside Jan 6 2007, 02:39 AM Post #57
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Suddenly, a plane flys by, and someone comes by parachute! It's a WATERMELON! Using it's psionic powers, the watermelon suddenly cuts it self to perfect pieces, and then each piece turns into a cow. You go cow bombed!
 
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*flies by the cows and decides to milk them, then takes out a picture of kay's girl friend and thinks that the cows are more pretty* *theme music plays and everyone puts on a banana suit and does the hokey-kokey*
 
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