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New Joke Weapons.
Topic Started: Aug 23 2006, 08:01 AM (448 Views)
Frogger
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We all know that each character in SC has a Joke weapon, ex, Tira had a Cogwheel, Ivy had her mechanical blade, etc.

But what if the CaS people had Joke weapons for their discipline?

Here are my joke weapons for the discipline.

Grieve Edge-Regular Shoes

Dagger-Kitchen Knife

Steel Fan-Paper Fan

What are your ideas?
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Slinn Thiefy
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Kunai- Double Pens
Chinese Blade- Golden Spattle
Tambourines- DK Bongos
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I know I only have one, but how about this?

Iron Sword - Tree Branch
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Atom45
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The Restless Soul.
All joke weapons should be thrown into the firey pits of Hell. but thatjust my suggustion
Go fourth and fear no evil!

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Sponge-Zer0
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Why's that? SC has to have SOME comic relief. But most of the time they're not even funny. Oh, haha. A golden fist grasping a huge nail. My sides are splitting with laughter. Not saying MY ideas are funny in any way....

Kunai: knife and fork
Chinese blade: stick (it would be hugely ironic due to one of the secret quotes of a sage being "You cannot win a match just by swinging a stick")
Sword n' shield: basically almost like Lizardman's, but you have a wok AND a shis-ka-bab
Katana: well, don't you think it would be funny if SC characters had a lightsaber?
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Kobe
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how about for staff they have a telescope and for lance they have an uprooted tree
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Jukain
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"Katana: well, don't you think it would be funny if SC characters had a lightsaber?"

Um... that wouldn't quite qualify as a joke weapon. xD That would be like an insta-kill h4xx0r weapon. ;LOL:


Katana & Shuriken -> Tube and Pringles

Kunai -> Chopsticks

Nunchaku -> SWORDCHUCKS (8-Bit Theater Joke, if anyone even knows what 8-Bit Theater is...)

Sword & Shield -> Energy Sword (Halo 2) and no Shield (The Stance looks almost like the Energy Sword stance...)

Lance -> Telephone Pole

Staff -> Lightning Rod (Make a Ben Franklin CaS)


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Colossus -> The Statue of Liberty
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Robo-Corey
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Rapier: Pointy Stick

Lizard Man: Dinosaur bones

Rock: THE ULTIMATE STICK OF CUTENESS! Every time its hits the ground it makes a squeaking sound and it is made of cute fluffy animals

Raphel: Feather duster Makes sneezing and laughing nosies

Tira: Pac Man Ring ring blade shaped like pac man and makes pac man nosie when you hit and die

Nightmare: Soul Edge ( a sleep?): Soul Edge a sleep and makes snoring noises every hit.
Now those are cool, right?
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2faceman
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Numchucks: Twigs

Iron Sword: Wooden Sword

Chinese Blade: Baseball Bat
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Flame Winged Angel
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Sickle - Gymnist Ribbon
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Jeri
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This is a fun idea, Frogger. :)

Here's my ideas...

Tambourines - Cheerleader pom poms

Grieve Edge - eskimo shoes
"Sorry about that. I had to win this one."

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