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Who do you think won the battle?
Dr. Torn 3 (37.5%)
Stan Darsh 5 (62.5%)
Total Votes: 8
Dr.Torn (1-0-1) vs. StanDarsh (1-0-1); THE SEMI FINALS
Topic Started: Jan 2 2006, 05:43 PM (297 Views)
tech
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Leader of the Ruff Ryders
Here's the rules:

Dr.Torn is challenger so he spyts first
2 spyts each
no max bars
once all spyts are complete voting will begin
no biting
Winner will recieve $100,000


FIRST TO 5 VOTES WINS!!!

Let the battle begin!
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DrTorn
Co-Leader of the Ruff Ryders
Last battle was a major flop
Now its time to let my mad beats....DROP
Drop the gloves. This battle won't be a crock.
You got the shit luck of having to battle the Doc
Keepin' it real on the streets of TC's my operation
Lyrical euthanisist is my occupation
Last guys weapon was procrastination
Your gonna fall prey to my verbal damnation

Stan Darsh, I knew you when you were just a lad
Giving it everything that ya had
Cash made ya glad. Missed OCs made ya mad
But getting fucked by my rhymes is gonna make ya sad
My co-leader of the Lil R R
We made our names known far
And wide, but the times made us grow apart
FUCK the jugular. I'mma go straight for the heart

You make yourself sound "bad" so the streets will employ
but like Avril says, "You're just a sk8ter boi"
Must've lost some sense when you tried an olly
Realize you're a douche before you hit the wally
Forget it. You're not the gangsta type
How can you get high when your bong's a half pipe?
The next Tony Hawk with a cock in your hand
Why you joined a nigga faction I'll never understand
When it comes to Rydin' your in the backseat, like a pet
HEY! Don't forget your fuckin' helmet!
Wouldn't wanna see your pretty lil face get smashed
Your ego trashed. Or your knees road rashed
Sorry Darsh. Don't wanna sound abraisive
I'm just trying...to be persuasive
Not for the judges to vote for me.
Not for your bitch. My cocks what she likes to see
Not for my niggas. They know how my skills be
FOR YOU! Before you fuck yourself up on Ecstacy
Trying to fit in but your attention is split in two!
Whos it gonna be? Your niggas or your sk8 crew?
You can go ahead and play with your lil training wheels
Leave it to the real gangstas to make the drug deals
To make the murders happen. To stand up and say:
"FUCK WITH THE RYDERS! WE'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO ROLL THE RYDER WAY!"

*turns on Limp Bizket's Keep Rollin'*

Pffft...fuck him


So you take this pape and you take this weed
You take a lil more hemp. Take as much as you need
Lick it up. Roll it up. Smoke it all day
Thats the Ryder way. ;) Uh huh! I said
Thats the Ryder way ;)
At least for blunts, and sometimes cunts
But we don't got a way to handle you runts
Thats why you're with the Lil Ryders and not the big times
Thats why you're a sucka with mediocre rhymes
All it takes is a lil more practice
No more tappin' your second cousin's fine ass
Drop with the beats. Gimme some heat.
I'll burn your whole body right down to your feet
People with think you're a victim of Human Combustion
But they'll know it was my WEAPONS OF LYRICAL DESTRUCTION
that rained death upon what used to be you
What used to decent. What used to be true
Whats true? Nothing. Take a look in these eyes
Everything the recruiter told you was lies.
You gotta do more than expect a free ryde.
Now STEP THE FUCK UP! And lets see what you got inside!

*throws Stan Darsh the mic*
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When I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm lookin' down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

Ryders for life, mother fucker...always.
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Stan Darsh
Staff Sergeant
Ya always know it's tha docter when he spyts
cause he puts down a billion lines cause rhymes are shit
He tryin to make ya think that his shit is hot
tryin to rap bout being hard and smokin pot
but we all know that he's just a overgrown nerd
just a lil white boy that strayed from the heard
He got scared,
Crumblin, mumblin, crying as they all starred,
so now he sits bout 7 hours a day just to write this shit
but he obviously don't know who he's fuckin wit!

You can strike for my heart-
but that shit's locked up so tight and caged in steel-
you'll never reach it and I won't cut you a deal
You betta start runnin cause with my gat- I'll make this your last meal
Throw it up in your face as you be tryin to plead for your life-
you'll be squealin out bout shit as I bring out my knife
thrust it deep in your leg-
then you just start to beg
for me to just put on the stops
or you'll "Call tha Cops"
Cause you just a lil bitch-
A wannabe-
A Snitch-
Now just get ya head up-stop suckin your gay lover 'mitch',
open up your ears- cause my rhymes are so hot that they make ya-
-twitch-


You tryin to make me seem like a punk
saying I gotta make myself sound 'bad'- sayin my ego just shrunk
but your the one who's truly fake- lovin nerd shit like 'star wars'
dressin up and takin pics- but's it's all behind closed doors
Your not even real about that- and if ya are that's just sad,
Is this hittin to close to home? Are ya bout to get mad?
I gotta admit, some of this shit is pretty bad-
but at least I didn't mention the 'special feelings' between you and
-Your Dad-
Oops, did I just let that shit slip?
am I makin your mind flip?
or is all this weird shit startin to make ya rub your nips?


Why you bringing up the past? All that Skateboarding shit
was happening bout 4 years before the last-
If this shit is real harsh- it's cause it's comin out so fast-
If I saw ya in the boxin ring your face would be all smashed!
See before this we never clashed-
So for me to battle you
All this shit is fresh and new-
It's real funny though-
your supposed to be a 'pro'
but I'm gonna gonna rip ya all to shreads
like my cronic be rippin through ya head-



Dr. Torn?
man, you be watchin too much porn-
now I know my spyts be stickin in your brain like a thorn-
Now after I lyrically murder your ass-
I'll laugh at your friends and family as they mourn


Everyone who knows me compares me to King Kong-
But You just a lil bitch- now go change your thong-
You read my shit- then you realize i'm not that simple-
If I cock back this hammer- I'll leave ya more than a dimple-
My veins got boiling blood-Still wonder how my raps stay hot?
I would hope not-
Or are you that ignorant?
If you jack off and hit a wall you'll probably leave a dent-
That shit must be built up-
Cause no girl wants to touch ya-
they all like "What the fuck?!"
As they walk by and shit start drippin from your pants-
"Do you need an ambulance?"
HEY YO- Snap out of your trance-
it's your turn to lay your last weak ass spyt
and this time please keep off that gay ass "Limp Bizkit"...



*Tosses the Mic Back to Torn*
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DrTorn
Co-Leader of the Ruff Ryders
Look at this punk ass cock suckin' tool
Trying to play the Doc like a fool
Brace yourself bitch. Its time to get cruel
I'mma take your pussyself to school


You don't think my shit is hot? Don't give a damn
Since theres no more pot for you? You're outta luck, Sam!
Even though I'm a nerd, you know I can't be beat
u r S000 teh sux0rz. 60 73arn s0me 733t
When I'm outta school, I'll be makin' mad cash
to legitimately buy Bacardi Dark and Jamaican hash
Stan Darsh, they shoulda called you Stan Dash
Cuz you're cumin' too quickly in your boyfriend's ass
Overgrown nerd. Got the overgrown part right
One punch from this overgrown arm and you'll lose sight
But I don't have to waste my time in fight
I'll just drop my lyrics cuz their hella tight
Unlike your ass from your exploits last night
Gangraped by 50 guys but you said "It feels so right!"
Crumblin' and mumblin'? Mumblin' I can see
When in my mouth is your girlfriends clittie
Cryin'? Bitch I don't shed tears
I just drink these beers, cuz I got no fears
No one's starin'. Don't give a fuck of their leers
I smoke their asses then start shiftin' the gears

7 hours? I just got too much to say
Like Shady, but not held back by Dre
Billion lines cuz I can go on for days
I could spyt out your problems a million ways
Your hearts caged in steal? Do you have a dick?
You sound like a sobbing bitch from a chick flick
Cut me a deal? Bitch I fucking hate you
And you're making it sound like I wanna date you
I don't swing that way, sorry to disappoint
So you can take your pussy and point
it somewhere else. Sorry. Not interested.
Besides. Your lil bitchass is probably HIV infested
When your boytoy nested it inside your vertical smile
Ya caught something dirty! It happens once in a while
So you're gonna shoot me? Gonna make me dead?
Ok. I'll give your mom a last meal instead
Cuz that lil bitch will be giving me head
My meal would be her snatch but its unfortunately red
Put down the gun before you hurt yourself
Put down your knife, before I put you on the shelf
A knife? You're not incredibly bright
You NEVER bring a knife to a machine gun fight!
So while your dancin' and prancin', swingin' and missin'?
Pucker up, bitch...its UZI bullets yer kissin'!
Gonna thrust your knife in my leg. That threats not the same.
"Uhh...retard...my throats up here. Can't ya aim?"
Call the cops...you fulla shit?
I own the cops. They don't care what I hit
Bitch? Snitch? What snitching do you see?
Sorry...Gotta tell you. You girlfriend is fucking me
She fucks so good I can notch up two pegs
But here the thing, she never closes her legs
And its not just me! Shes fucked the whole block!
Every time I do her she says "God I love your cock!
When I see my boyfriend's my face cringes
When I'm staring down a whole hard 2 1/2 inches!"
Your rhymes are hot. Maybe if you Bar be cue
When I hear your bullshit it makes me spew!

Star Wars, eh? Yeah that shit was phat
But you knowing what I do behind doors? Whats up with that?
You'd need advanced computer science to know how
So tell me, who the fucks the uber nerd now?
Am I mad? Am I sad? Nah...I was glad
Untill you fucked up and mentioned my dad
Never had much of a father...he was never there
Never really seemed to give a shit or care
Distance between us was like a federal detention
Fuck I WISH he'd've beat me! Least he would've paid attention!
Nah, I was at home, don't know what I was thinkin'
While he'd be out with all his boys drinkin'
You don't know FUCK all about me and this is proof
So don't FUCK with me, or you'll disappear...POOF!

Your skateboardin' shit is so far in your past?
So why do you say its you in your MSN pic from last
WEEK! Jumpin' off some building or more
I'm pretty sure your body was pretty sore
after your bullshit skills which aren't there could've killed you
You couldn't do it right if GOD had willed you
Wanna take me in the ring? You wouldn't dare
I'd beat your ugly face uglier till my knuckles are bare
Never said I was pro...thats my assumed reputation
Cuz my lyrics are sweeping over the nation
Ruff Ryders love me! God up above me!
You try to get some respect? But its all comin towards me!
Rip me to shreads? Your petty threats better cease
As you can see? I'm still alive and in one piece
Your chances of winning are about to be severely decreased
You fucked with me. Now you're about to be deceased
I was gonna leave you with your regular decency
Now I'm never gonna let you get out of emergency

Fuck yeah, homo! I watch porn! Whats the point you're getting?
I gotta watch it. Over and over. Its called Video Editing!
You gotta watch my latest production. Its the bomb!
Its called DRTORN FUCKS THE ASS OF STAN'S MOM!
Made that bitch cum over and over and over
Your father? He don't mind! He's the videographer!
You'll never beat me. I'm too intellectually quick
I'll take your thorn and use as a goddamn toothpick
Murder? You aint that good. You'll never be betta
Your words aint got shit on my dual beretta
If I win? I guess I'm the only one at fault
I'll get the murder charge, worst you can do is assault

King Kong, with no wong, chokes after the bong
There is a thong. But you got the owner wrong
It your womans. She forgot it here last night
Must not've seen it after I turned off the light
Now why would I have to fuck her in the dark?
If calling her a bitch was anymore literal she would start to bark
I just wanted to be mean to that dog
Talks about how amazing it was in her blog
I'm surprised she got me. Shes used to British log
Because they can't see her face in their thick thick fog
I don't know what you're talking about with my mad wack off
I have to beat them off cuz the bitches won't back off
You must have me confused with you. All you do is jack off
You jerk so much I'm surprised cack didn't fall off
Now what I say will surely drive you insane
Obviously I'm good in bed. Your bitch didn't complain
Ambulance? Won't need one. I'll call you a body bag
The last bling you'll ever wear is a toe tag
For the record, I'm not a fan of Fred Durst
But he's badder than you at his best when you're at your worst

I'm the epitome of rapping in the Double R
You're pretty good, Stan, but from the top? You're far
So sit down. Don't bother with your next set of rhymes
Your name will be in the obituaries of the New York Times
Why so big? Is it because you were such a bleeder?
Headline: "RETARD FUCKS WITH RR CO LEADER"
Pick up this mic. Diss me. I got nothing to hide
This mic will be your instrument of suicide
So if somehow you survive the hassle I give
Just remember. Got my sword and I know where you live.

*tosses the mic to Stan Darsh*
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When I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm lookin' down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

Ryders for life, mother fucker...always.
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Stan Darsh
Staff Sergeant
Aight DR.- You answered back hard
Now i'm bout to prove that you a retard
I really didn't want it to go this way
didn't wanna have to be so mean-
wanted to try to keep it clean,
but your hittin below the belt
Now I gotta be so mean, your brains gonna melt


At the beginning I tried to be nice
Just makin some comments bout star wars and your dad-
How was I supposed to know that you'd get so mad?
I thought you'd be glad -
Cause I respected you enough to put in some thought
But now I gotta snap your kneck cause of the shit you brought!
You tryin to talk shit bout me being gay-
swinging the wrong way-
"With your girl i'll play"
but much to your dismay-
I ain't like that jack
alot of your shit was real wack
It seems you were thinkin bout too much gay shit-
You were wishin that you had a clit
so you could get stuffed with more cocks than you already do
cause we all know that only hookers would hook up wit you!
You big fag-
I'm bout to load up this mag-
sixteen in the clip bitch
and I'm bout to put'em all in you and your gay lover Mitch..


Why you gotta try to always talk bout my girl?
Me and you both know that you get never get her-
quit fantisising bout losing your V-Card to her!
You wonder why I wasn't saying shit bout YOUR girl?
It's cause I know ya don't got one
-son-
and if ya ever do I know that she'll look like a dog-
In this world- there isn't enough egg gnog-
For me to get with that-
rit ta tit tat
As I roll these Dice-
The only way you get off is to put your dick in a Vice-
Even the Blow up doll rejected you twice-
So you just go back to Mitch and his "Merry Men"
Cause your gay ass likes to take on bout ten-
at a time- too many to count in a night
that's why I rarelly call your punk ass in to fight
Your too busy slurpin up cum-
after I read your last lyrics I was like
"Damn dude- Your really fuckin dumb"
that shit put me to sleep- made my brain go numb-
I only woke up from the drum-
The drum of battle-
here, let me hand you your rattle...
Let the real men do this-
and for the love of god, quit drinkin your own piss..


A machine gun fight?
let me turn on the light-
so you can see that I'm strapped to the teeth
got so many guns, I leave a billion shells beneath-
me-
"2 1/2 inches"?- ya motherfucker- from the ground!
this shit hangs so low- you'll always here the sound-
of your mom beggin-
cause she see's it draggin-
she says it's the only one big enough to get her off anymore
cause she's that big of a whore-
that's probably why your dad was never there
hiding out in his own lair-
or maybe it was town square-
Just lookin for a whore,
cause anyone's tighter than who he's married to-
Is that's what's wrong wit you?
you must of come out of your mom like a slip N slide-
then hit the floor- Became demented
Now you doin all you can to have your name cemented
in the Double R hall of fame-
The most popular you'll ever get is in a Text based game...


Now you see that my shit will always be here-
you'll be thinkin bout it when you have your next beer-
Cause it forms like a blister-
As you drink like a failure-
I'll rip like a twister- Right through a trailer!
So your punk ass better duck when ya see me comin-
My guns gunnin- and my big V-8 Hummin!


You know you can't handle my shit when I step with this Mic
You better just go take a hike
up into the deep dark hills
Cause you've been poppin to many pills
if you think you can Knock me off of "Battle Mountain"
Like a schoolyard fight-you'll be spittin teeth into the drinking fountain
At first this Freestyle shit was just experimental
But it's grown to be fuckin monumental-
So Doc- I gotta tell ya- you had a good run,
But it's best if you just put down that lil gun and start to run
Cause what I'm bringin is so powerfull- an army couldn't stop me-
And that's the truth, according to Stan, "The True G"




*Lets the MIC fall to the ground- then shakes Dr Torn's Hand in respect*





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tech
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Ok, let the voting begin...

The winner will get $100,000 and a title shot against the UNDEFEATED Freestyle King B)
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DrTorn
Co-Leader of the Ruff Ryders
*shakes Stan's hand*

Hell of a match, bro. You're lookin' good. Keep it up. :)
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When I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn, rejoice
Everytime you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm lookin' down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, so baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

Ryders for life, mother fucker...always.
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Stan Darsh
Staff Sergeant
Thanx man, you laid some real hot shit- no disrespect- it's all business.
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tech
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and the winner is.....


Stan Darsh (5 - 3)


Big up to my man Doc, i thought you won that shit, you got my vote, but thats how the game go.

Stan, i'll send you your money and then its on ;)
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