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Kira Kast; 30/9/06
Topic Started: Sep 30 2006, 06:37 AM (309 Views)
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YYZ by Rush plays as shots of AW wrestling matches fly past the screen Insurgence are played. As the edited song ends he words Kira Kast appear on the screen and we cut to a small studio equipped with a couple of leather chairs, a glass coffee table and two giant plasma screens. Onne appears to be a television, while the other appears to be a computer monitor. “Asian reporter” Kira appears from behind one of the monitors. Her small frame, approaching the camera.

Kira: Hello there from Portland, Oregon! Welcome to the Kira Kast. I am your host, Kira Yakamoto, on this, our first official broadcast! Hopefully, this show will be here for a while and not suddenly disappear like some other internet interview show that another major wrestling federation owned.

Kira gives an innocent grin before sitting down in one of the chairs.

Kira: Well this Saturday is Wars Of the World. Live from Portland, Oregon. We will be available to view in over 60 countries worldwide, so remmber to order the PPV right now! Here are the matches that are in store.

The view shifts to an advertisement and images on the screen begin to show.

Kira: We have the tag-title gauntlet. Current tag-teams included in this match are world tag champs, The New Age Dogg Pound, Total Darkness, the newly re-formed Enemies Of The State, and my beloved family members Bart Phillips and Hoshi Yakamoto. Will any be able to wrest the title away from the cocky Canadian duo?

Kira: There is also the X-treme title match, with once again, Hoshi Yakamoto, Trey Walker, 6Pac Dudley, Trey Walker and the current champion, Frank Merritt. I’ll be talking to 6Pac and Frank a little later on. This is a Bring Your Own Weapons match so expect plenty of excellent spots in what promises to be a violent epic struggle

Kira: The CWA Alpha title will be defended in a Hell In A Cell match. The competitors are Moose, Rated R, The Nameless and Shannon Skanes. Four great athletes in one cell. One thing’s for sure. You do not wanna miss this!

Kira: A Monarchy title open challenge is also planned. The certified competitors in this match are so far as follows; Gerard Angelo, Jack Spade, 6Pac Dudley, Bombshell, The Total Darkness and the rookie Phoenix. Who will win? God knows! One thing’s for sure this match will be brilliant!

Kira: And finally, the fatal four match for the AW title! Halloween Jack, Parker Davies, Vigilante and the champ, *dreamily sighing* Tommy Purr. The winner of the match goes on to be the AW champion!

The video ends as we go back the studio.

Kira: There you have it ladies and gentlemen, Wars Of The World live from Portland, Oregon and it promises to be a wild night in the AW.

Kira: Now, I am going to go live for my first interview. On the phone right now we should have Mr. Frank Merritt. Frank?

Frank: *over the phone* Yeah, I’m here, what’s up?

Kira: Hello, Frank. I’m good, and you have the monumental honor, of being the first official guest on the Kira Kast.

Frank Merritt: *sarcastically* Yeah…great.

Kira: *unphased* So you ready for the match tomorrow champ?

We hear a faint sound on the other end of the line of a match being lit, followed by Frank coughing a few seconds later.

Kira: Frank? Are you smoking?

Frank: Yeah…what’s it to you?

Kira: You shouldn’t smoke. Tobacco ruins your lungs and heart and throat. We did this experiment in science class and…

Frank: Who said I was smoking tobacco?

Kira: Oh?…Oh!…Anyway, your thoughts on the upcoming title match?

Frank Merritt: It’s going to be a breeze. All I have to do is enter the ring, take down three of the worst jobbers AW’s ever seen and walk out with my title. Even you could take them, Kira.

Kira: Oh…thanks…I guess.

Frank: I mean, they’re gonna walk down the ring oh so confident that they’re gonna win and they’re all gonna go out in bodybags. Be they, that Canadian Wigger rapper, the blind pussy Trey Walker or that little Asian slut Hoshi Yakamoto.

Kira coughs, somewhat uncomfortable.

Frank: Oh, don’t think that just because I’m on your show, and she’s your big sister that I’m going to let up on her. That little whore knows what’s coming to her.

Kira: Well Frank, we have 6Pac on the show later, anything you want to say about him?
Frank: Too much Kira, too much. I wanna tell him that when he brings that little hockey stick with him to the ring, he better be prepared to get it shoved right up his…

Kira: Okay, whoa, too much info. If you will just be patient Frank, I’m just going to get some messages from the boards. Mike from San Francisco wants to know if you ever see your winning streak ending in your AW tenure.

Frank: Do I see it ending? Fuck no, it’s not going to end. I mean I’m huge, I’m a monster, nobody has even come close to toppling me man-to-man, that’s why I hold this title.

Kira: Our next question is from Sam of Athens, Georgia. Are their any plans for you and Destiny?

Frank: Me and Des like to keep our personal lives privatefor now.

Kira: I sympathise…I really do but y’see we’ve got millions of viewers watching and…

Frank: I am not answering!

Kira: ‘kay. I believe that’s all. Thank you very much Frank. Now next we have a guest here in the studio…a Mr. 6Pac Dudley!

6Pac walks down and sits on the other chair giving a rather intimidating glare to the small interviewer.

Kira: You ready for the match tonight 6Pac?

6Pac: Yo, I sure am biatch.

Kira: 6Pac do you mind not using that language in the show.

6Pac: Fuck you. I can say what I want, when I want to do it. I’m the former, and soon-to-be X-treme champion!

Frank: *still on the phone* Yeah we’ll see if you’re still saying that after the match.

6Pac: Hey, I’m right here man, if you wanna take me, come and take me!

Kira: Hey…hey! Nobody ruins my show!

No-one pays attention to Kira as she angrily looks at 6Pac, both looking hilarious but also being slightly intimidating.

6Pac: Yo, bitch, don’t start freakin’ out on me! I’m only tellin’ this two-bit sucka’ he can’t hang with me or my dawgs.

Frank: As far as you and your dawgs go…

Kira: Can we cut the phone lines please?

We suddenly hear Frank stop in mid-speech as the phonelines are disconnected.

Kira: Thanks. Now, 6Pac what do you think of your opponents this week?

6Pac: Yo man, they ain’t nothin’. All I got is two bitches and a blind guy. They ain’t no competition.

Kira: Well with all due respect 6Pac, you’re not the one with the title right now.

6Pac: I know. And I lost it to a fluke champion. Hoshi ain’t no champ. She never beats me!

Kira: Well, she beat you a couple of weeks afterwards in fact, in most of your many encounters with her, she’s come out on top.

6Pac: Yo, let me drop some lines on that. I know that you have some family loyalty to her an’ all but family means nuthin’ here. All I need is my crew, the NADP, don’t need nobody else.

Kira: Well…let’s see questions for you…

Kira looks on the computer monitor for a few seconds.

Kira: Hannah from Vancouver wants to know what motivates you for a match.

6Pac: Easy. My country. Every time I get into that ring I bleed the red and white. As a fellow Canadian, you should know about how great our country is. Far above any other.

Kira: Well I don’t know about that.

6Pac: Well I do. I mean c’mon what have you Japanese done for the world?

Kira: I’m American you dumbass!

6Pac: Yo, s’all the same thing little girl. It’s still not Canada.

Kira: *forced laughter* I’m sure it isn’t. Well we’re running out of time. Goodbye everybody and enjoy Wars Of The World. Join me next week where amongst other things, I’ll be interviewing the mysterious newcomer, Phoenix. For now, this is Kira Yakamoto saying peace out y’all!

YYZ by Rush plays as the credits roll.
DISCLAIMER: Please do not attempt any of the actions of these characters. They are fictional, you are not.
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