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Worst lyricist
Topic Started: Nov 4 2007, 03:08 AM (960 Views)
Jonny
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Nate the Movie Mate
Nov 4 2007, 07:44 AM
Soulja Boy.

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SUPERMAN DAT HOE! THAT'S BRILLIANCE.
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Billy
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working_class_hero
Nov 5 2007, 04:01 AM
The only thing on that album that i'd consider bad is the overly tedious "I don't want to be a solider, mama"

That's one of my favorite songs on the album!

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frank
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That "Hot" song, by some rapper...I think it's called, "This is why I'm Hot", are the worst song lyrics I've ever heard in my life. I don't know how it became so popular. But I don't know if that counts on these forums, because no one listens to that kind of stuff here.

Another song with horribly bad lyrics is "Ship those Niggers Back", by Odis Cochran and The Three Bigots. Also preformed by Johnny Rebel some time in the 60's. I mean, they're "bad" lyrics, but not bad lyrics. They're pretty clever, but bad.
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chodus
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*insert any prog band*


Prog rock lyrics suck cock. NEVER in my life have I heard better than average lyrics in a prog rock song.
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chodus
Nov 5 2007, 11:04 PM
*insert any prog band*


Prog rock lyrics suck cock. NEVER in my life have I heard better than average lyrics in a prog rock song.

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JeorgeMcStarkey
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Peart's good after he stopped with the mythology and shit... but that's when I stop considering them prog.
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Woof Oink Baaa
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Now 100% more avant-garde than Ivan!
Peter Hammill is pretty decent.

But yeah, I agree. Prog lyrics are pretty much trash for the most part.
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Robosteve
Nov 6 2007, 12:26 AM
chodus
Nov 5 2007, 11:04 PM
*insert any prog band*


Prog rock lyrics suck cock. NEVER in my life have I heard better than average lyrics in a prog rock song.

I suck pretentious prog-rock dick and can't tell real lyrics from shite.

Steven, I'm so glad you're open with us.

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frank
Nov 5 2007, 09:31 PM
That "Hot" song, by some rapper...I think it's called, "This is why I'm Hot

But the logic!

"This is why I'm hot
You ain't 'cause you not"

I can't argue that!


And prog lyrics do blow some serious dick, but that's a genre where I tune out the lyrics and just get into the music itself, and everybody's happy!
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chodus
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Can't believe Anthony Keidis hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet. He's pretty damn terrible for the most part.
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Those aren't supposed to be good.
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chodus
Nov 14 2007, 12:32 PM
Can't believe Anthony Keidis hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet. He's pretty damn terrible for the most part.

He is awful, nuff said.

I would like to nominate all modern 'gangsta' rappers, they've made a lot of songs, and they all pretty much say:

'Look at me, I'm a violent, rich, promiscuous and highly annoying black person with a big penis... And guns.' I think I've already said this before but yeah, this crap needs to be destroyed.
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JeorgeMcStarkey
Nov 14 2007, 09:58 PM
Those aren't supposed to be good.

Which doesn't change anything.
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fourside
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The guy who wrote "Drops of Jupiter" is one of the worst.

"Now that shes back in the atmosphere
With drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey, hey
She acts like summer and walks like rain
Reminds me that theres time to change, hey, hey
Since the return from her stay on the moon
She listens like spring and she talks like June, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun
Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded
And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star
One without a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there

Now that shes back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that theres time to grow, hey, hey

Now that shes back in the atmosphere
Im afraid that she might think of me as plain ol Jane
Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back to the milky way
And tell me, did Venus blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken
Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know you're wrong
Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone
Conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the milky way"

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Queen's lyrics are awful.
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