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Feminism
Topic Started: Mar 30 2007, 09:49 PM (3,804 Views)
Shminking Of Gin
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ok, ponder this fellas.

Scenario 1.
You and 3 of your male buddies are watching a football game (american football or the rest of the wolds football doesnt really matter). You pick up your can of coke (or what ever you drink), and its empty. You want another one, but you dont wanna get up to go get it. So you nudge the guy next to you and say "Hey man, go get me a coke". he then replies "Ha, No. Go get it your self lazy ass." So you reluctantly get up, you were half expecting this any way.
T/F?

Scenario 2
You and you girlfriend are sitting together on a couch watching a movie that you both wanted to watch. You reach for the popcorn, but there is hardly any left. You want more, but dont wanna get up and get it yourself. You gentaly squeeze her leg (or whatever to get her attention) and say, "Baby, were out of popcorn, could you go make some more?" she says "No, im watching the movie. If you want some go make it your self, ya weirdo." In shock, you get up and go make it yourself, you wernt expecting her not to do it.
T/F?

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You and 3 of your male buddies are watching a football game (american football or the rest of the wolds football doesnt really matter). You pick up your can of coke (or what ever you drink), and its empty. You want another one, but you dont wanna get up to go get it. So you nudge the guy next to you and say "Hey man, go get me a coke". he then replies "Ha, No. Go get it your self lazy ass." So you reluctantly get up, you were half expecting this any way.

True. We're among friends, I can't expect them to do something for me, we're all equals here.

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You and you girlfriend are sitting together on a couch watching a movie that you both wanted to watch. You reach for the popcorn, but there is hardly any left. You want more, but dont wanna get up and get it yourself. You gentaly squeeze her leg (or whatever to get her attention) and say, "Baby, were out of popcorn, could you go make some more?" she says "No, im watching the movie. If you want some go make it your self, ya weirdo." In shock, you get up and go make it yourself, you wernt expecting her not to do it.

False. When she refuses to go make me popcorn, I get slightly upset, which quickly changes to madness when she calls me a weirdo. I yell at her, punch her, instantly grow a five o'clock shadow, tear off my shirt, flex and chop down a tree. I then grow silver hairs on my back to demonstrate that I am the alpha male.

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Seriously, sure, I'd check if she wanted to make me popcorn. Laziness is no mortal sin, is it? But I don't expect her to agree, it's pretty much the same as you described in scenario 1.
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ThinMan
Apr 8 2007, 09:05 AM

False. When she refuses to go make me popcorn, I get slightly upset, which quickly changes to madness when she calles me a weirdo. I yell at her, punch her, instantly grow a five o'clock shadow, tear off my shirt, flex and chop down a tree. I then grow silver hairs on my back to demonstrate that I am the alpha male.


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very interesting response.
altho, sadly, some guys just might actually do that (the getting angry and hitting her thing, not so much the ripping of the shirt and chopping of the tree thing).
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ThinMan
Apr 8 2007, 01:05 PM
I yell at her, punch her, instantly grow a five o'clock shadow, tear off my shirt, flex and chop down a tree. I then grow silver hairs on my back to demonstrate that I am the alpha male.

Reason #35 why I love this topic.
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what are reasons 1-34?
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ThinMan
Apr 8 2007, 09:05 AM
Laziness is no mortal sin, is it?

Sloth?
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I support feminism, but it can get out of hand real bad.
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Shminking Of Gin
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true. all rights, no restrictions. we need more restrictions in the judicial system, just as we need more acceptance in society.
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"There is neither Jew nor Greek, slave nor free, male nor female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus."
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ZachAppleThrows
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So they're in the decaying skeleton of a Jewish man?
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Um....no.


You do know that Jesus came back to life and then went to heaven ....alive, right? :cigar:
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ZachAppleThrows
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Jun 24 2007, 11:42 PM
Um....no.


Oh, good. I thought that sounded weird.
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it'd probably smell funny too.....
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ZachAppleThrows
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Yes, that too.

Oh, and "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
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ADeadChicken
Jun 25 2007, 03:05 AM
Yes, that too.

Oh, and "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

FINALLY!! Someone who gets it!
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