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Are you Down With Jesus?
Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 09:00 PM (2,272 Views)
FlamingPieMan
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Floor
Jul 7 2007, 01:36 PM
Crudblud
Jul 7 2007, 09:25 AM
What the hell does this have to do with Jesus? To answer your question I do not care for Jesus or religious figures of any kind.

Except Bokonon, right? Who wouldn't want to worship an odd little calypso singer, ficticious or no.


But I don't care if it rains or freezes so long as I got my plastic Jesus, sittin' on the dashboard of my car.

When anyone asks me my religion I say Bokononist. There is only one thing held sacred to a Bokononist, and that is man.



But don't listen to me and Floor. Everything we tell you are shameless lies. A pack of Foma!!
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Ah, but it's a great time to be alive, ladies and gentlemen. And that's the theme of our program for tonight. It's so FUCKING GREAT to be alive! Is what the theme of our show is tonight, boys and girls. And I wanna tell ya, if there is anybody here who doesn't believe that it is FUCKING GREAT to be alive, I wish they would go now, because this show will bring them down so much . . . -FZ
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
No. I will not.
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Good morning little schoolgirl
:rofl: at the banner at the bottom.
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I'm goin' home, baby.
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The drugs don't work...
Jonny
Jul 7 2007, 08:57 PM
:rofl: at the banner at the bottom.

:pwn:
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Floor
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Be sure and tell her...
Lord's Gym Fitness?!

Yeah, the Jewish Community Center is all well and good BUT I WANT A FREE POSTER!
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Drummerboy
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The drugs don't work...
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Floor
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Of Muscleman Jesus!
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Drummerboy
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Oh, right. Yeah, it would look pretty badass. :lol:
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Halo_99
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Jim Nabors is way cool.
Everyone knows that they based the movie 300 off of Jesus and his disciples.


Jesus was a total badass, I mean come on, the dude died for 3 days.
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Ohio is very down with Jesus.
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Floor
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This thread needs more Faith+1
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
ok...so....we all know that its 'bad' to use God and Jesus in vain....but what if you use Moses or Noah or Paul? Are those bad too? I just wanna know.....cuz i kinda have this thing where i'd rather not go to hell.
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Conducting Sexual Congress
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Fuck the poeleece!
I'm pretty sure you're damned to hell for good, as often as you put out.
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Floor
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Think about it though, if you go to hell for all the shit you supposedly do, wouldn't more awesome people be in hell? "Oh yeah, just ignore Hitler, he's a douchebag, but HOT DAMN! Is that Ken Kesey?!"


Think about it.
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