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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 09:00 PM (2,274 Views) | |
| beatlematt | Jul 5 2007, 10:03 AM Post #46 |
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THE JANITOR
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.."If heaven is guilt; no sex and no show, then I'm not sure if I really wanna go." |
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When she walks she moves so fine like a flamingo Crimson dress that clings so tight She's out of reach and out of sight
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| Kira | Jul 5 2007, 10:13 AM Post #47 |
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
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Me and Jesus used to play on the monkeybars all the time. All the little ladies wanted him. ): |
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| Aqueronte | Jul 5 2007, 01:19 PM Post #48 |
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Helen Wheels
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I took my final exam for Theology (It's not an optional subject in my college), I tell you I felt like the biggest liar in the world. |
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| FlamingPieMan | Jul 5 2007, 05:35 PM Post #49 |
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Look out!
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From Slaughterhouse-Five: "The visitor from outer space made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if he could, why Christians found it so easy to be cruel. He concluded that at least part of the trouble was slipshod storytelling in the New Testament. He supposed that the intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low. But the Gospels actually taught this: Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes. The flaw in the Christ stories, said the visitor from outer space, was that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being in the Universe. Readers understood that, so, when they came to the crucifixion, they naturally thought, and Rosewater read out loud again: Oh, boy-they sure picked the wrong guy to lynch that time! And that thought had a brother: 'There are right people to lynch.' Who? People not well connected. So it goes." |
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| Kira | Jul 5 2007, 06:25 PM Post #50 |
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
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This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts. |
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| Robosteve | Jul 5 2007, 07:13 PM Post #51 |
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My Sweet Lord
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Cream-filled donuts? |
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| Floor | Jul 5 2007, 07:50 PM Post #52 |
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Be sure and tell her...
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Psh, make her bake you a Boston cream pie. |
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| Shminking Of Gin | Jul 5 2007, 07:51 PM Post #53 |
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As if he's never seen one b4.
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I only have cream filled......Paul Flavored. |
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| Conducting Sexual Congress | Jul 5 2007, 07:52 PM Post #54 |
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Fuck the poeleece!
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So it probably tastes like prunes and has the same side effects? |
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| Shminking Of Gin | Jul 5 2007, 08:09 PM Post #55 |
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As if he's never seen one b4.
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No, its kinda got a veggie taste to it..... yet sweet. |
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| Woof Oink Baaa | Jul 5 2007, 09:05 PM Post #56 |
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Now 100% more avant-garde than Ivan!
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Kinda like Dean's vag? |
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| Shminking Of Gin | Jul 5 2007, 09:33 PM Post #57 |
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As if he's never seen one b4.
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um......i think you'd be the expert on that one. ![]() I wouldnt know anything about it. |
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| Kira | Jul 6 2007, 07:11 AM Post #58 |
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
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Have you already forgotten the time we did in on the slide after school in first grade? |
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| Shminking Of Gin | Jul 6 2007, 09:07 AM Post #59 |
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As if he's never seen one b4.
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it hard to remember fictitious events. |
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| Kira | Jul 6 2007, 09:09 AM Post #60 |
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
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It happened. Paul wrote a tune called "Why Don't We Do It On The Slide?" one night as all three of us were smoking pot like crazy but it didn't get put on an of his albums.. yet. Good times. |
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