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Are you Down With Jesus?
Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 09:00 PM (2,274 Views)
beatlematt
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THE JANITOR
.."If heaven is guilt; no sex and no show, then I'm not sure if I really wanna go."
When she walks she moves so fine like a flamingo
Crimson dress that clings so tight She's out of reach and out of sight

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Kira
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
Me and Jesus used to play on the monkeybars all the time. All the little ladies wanted him. ):
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The human whose name is written in this notebook shall die.
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Aqueronte
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Helen Wheels
I took my final exam for Theology (It's not an optional subject in my college), I tell you I felt like the biggest liar in the world.
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FlamingPieMan
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Look out!
From Slaughterhouse-Five:


"The visitor from outer space made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if he could, why Christians found it so easy to be cruel. He concluded that at least part of the trouble was slipshod storytelling in the New Testament. He supposed that the intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even
to the lowest of the low.

But the Gospels actually taught this:

Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well
connected. So it goes.

The flaw in the Christ stories, said the visitor from outer space,
was that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the
Most Powerful Being in the Universe. Readers understood that, so, when
they came to the crucifixion, they naturally thought, and Rosewater read
out loud again:

Oh, boy-they sure picked the wrong guy to lynch that time!

And that thought had a brother: 'There are right people to lynch.'
Who? People not well connected. So it goes."
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Kira
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts.
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Robosteve
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My Sweet Lord
White Collar Boy
Jul 6 2007, 12:25 PM
This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts.

Cream-filled donuts?
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Floor
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Be sure and tell her...
White Collar Boy
Jul 5 2007, 06:25 PM
This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts.

Psh, make her bake you a Boston cream pie.
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
White Collar Boy
Jul 5 2007, 09:25 PM
This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts.

I only have cream filled......Paul Flavored.
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Conducting Sexual Congress
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Fuck the poeleece!
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 07:51 PM
White Collar Boy
Jul 5 2007, 09:25 PM
This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts.

I only have cream filled......Paul Flavored.

So it probably tastes like prunes and has the same side effects?
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jul 5 2007, 10:52 PM
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 07:51 PM
White Collar Boy
Jul 5 2007, 09:25 PM
This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts.

I only have cream filled......Paul Flavored.

So it probably tastes like prunes and has the same side effects?

No, its kinda got a veggie taste to it..... yet sweet.
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Woof Oink Baaa
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Now 100% more avant-garde than Ivan!
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 6 2007, 12:09 AM
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jul 5 2007, 10:52 PM
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 07:51 PM
White Collar Boy
Jul 5 2007, 09:25 PM
This topic is making me hungry. Someone make Bree get me some donuts.

I only have cream filled......Paul Flavored.

So it probably tastes like prunes and has the same side effects?

No, its kinda got a veggie taste to it..... yet sweet.

Kinda like Dean's vag?
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
um......i think you'd be the expert on that one. :cigar:
I wouldnt know anything about it.
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Kira
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 6 2007, 01:33 AM
um......i think you'd be the expert on that one. :cigar:
I wouldnt know anything about it.

Have you already forgotten the time we did in on the slide after school in first grade?
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
White Collar Boy
Jul 6 2007, 10:11 AM
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 6 2007, 01:33 AM
um......i think you'd be the expert on that one. :cigar:
I wouldnt know anything about it.

Have you already forgotten the time we did in on the slide after school in first grade?

it hard to remember fictitious events.
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Kira
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 6 2007, 01:07 PM
White Collar Boy
Jul 6 2007, 10:11 AM
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 6 2007, 01:33 AM
um......i think you'd be the expert on that one. :cigar:
I wouldnt know anything about it.

Have you already forgotten the time we did in on the slide after school in first grade?

it hard to remember fictitious events.

It happened. Paul wrote a tune called "Why Don't We Do It On The Slide?" one night as all three of us were smoking pot like crazy but it didn't get put on an of his albums.. yet.

Good times.
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