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Are you Down With Jesus?
Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 09:00 PM (2,275 Views)
Conducting Sexual Congress
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Fuck the poeleece!
Psh. Why be a Christian when you can be a Scientologist?
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Drummerboy
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The drugs don't work...
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jun 20 2007, 12:17 PM
Psh. Why be a Christian when you can be a Scientologist?

Finally, someone sees the truth in everything.
My SoundCloud (give it a listen!)
MANG...Guy :cigar:
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beatlematt
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THE JANITOR
Jesus: All the lumber you can carry, all the nails you can bend
When she walks she moves so fine like a flamingo
Crimson dress that clings so tight She's out of reach and out of sight

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Tatersalad810
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The Four String Motherfucker
GO LONGHORNS!! :headbang:
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Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of lake Minnetonka.
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Floor
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Be sure and tell her...
I'm a Bokononist.

I am in an empty karass.
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I'm on last.FM too (but not as Floor)
our podcast could be your life (a podcast i do about music)
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
how can you be down with Jesus....if Jesus is up?
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Robosteve
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My Sweet Lord
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 02:57 AM
how can you be down with Jesus....if Jesus is up?

I bet you were the one who got Jesus up. :cigar:
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
sjmcd
Jul 4 2007, 12:01 PM
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 02:57 AM
how can you be down with Jesus....if Jesus is up?

I bet you were the one who got Jesus up. :cigar:

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FlamingPieMan
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Look out!
Floor
Jul 3 2007, 08:13 PM
I'm a Bokononist.

I am in an empty karass.


How can you know you have an empty Karass? The Books of Bokonon tell us that it is pointless to try to figure out God's will.
And anyways, I feel our sinookas intertwining.
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jun 20 2007, 11:17 AM
Psh. Why be a Christian when you can be a Scientologist?

Because Christians are actually less crazy. :)
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Robosteve
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My Sweet Lord
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 04:13 AM
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jun 20 2007, 11:17 AM
Psh. Why be a Christian when you can be a Scientologist?

Because Christians are actually less crazy. :)

I can understand that. Who could ever call worshipping a carpenter who lived and died 2000 years ago crazy?
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Shminking Of Gin
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As if he's never seen one b4.
sjmcd
Jul 4 2007, 01:23 PM
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 04:13 AM
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jun 20 2007, 11:17 AM
Psh. Why be a Christian when you can be a Scientologist?

Because Christians are actually less crazy. :)

I can understand that. Who could ever call worshipping a carpenter who lived and died 2000 years ago crazy?

he was born 2007 years ago.....he died like.....lets just say he was 30....1977 years ago..
Whether or not he as the son of god, there is proof he really did exists......can Scientologists (sp) prove their thoughts?
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Conducting Sexual Congress
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Fuck the poeleece!
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 4 2007, 10:13 AM
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jun 20 2007, 11:17 AM
Psh. Why be a Christian when you can be a Scientologist?

Because Christians are actually less crazy. :)

Not really, every religion is as unbelievable or believable as any other one.
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Robosteve
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My Sweet Lord
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 05:31 AM
sjmcd
Jul 4 2007, 01:23 PM
Shminking Of Gin
Jul 5 2007, 04:13 AM
Conducting Sexual Congress
Jun 20 2007, 11:17 AM
Psh. Why be a Christian when you can be a Scientologist?

Because Christians are actually less crazy. :)

I can understand that. Who could ever call worshipping a carpenter who lived and died 2000 years ago crazy?

he was born 2007 years ago.....he died like.....lets just say he was 30....1977 years ago..
Whether or not he as the son of god, there is proof he really did exists......can Scientologists (sp) prove their thoughts?

I was rounding to the nearest century so as to simplify things and not obscure the point of my post.
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Ogen
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Candy stripe a cancer ward.
I pretty much think that anyone who claims to know how the world was created is crazy.
My body is a cage. That keeps me from dancing with the one I love, but my mind holds the key.
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