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| Billy | Aug 25 2007, 11:59 AM Post #76 |
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I think Frank Zappa was predicting Tiger Woods when he wrote the second verse of "You Are What You Is": A foolish young man Of the Negro Persuasion Devoted his life To become a caucasian He stopped eating pork He stopped eating greens He traded his dashiki ("Uhuru!") For some Jordache Jeans He learned to play golf An' he got a good score Now he says to himself "I AIN'T NO NIGGER NO MORE . . . HEY! HEY! HEY!" I think this is one of the only FZ songs that has a positive message (be yourself and you'll be happy). |
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| Gilmour's Angst | Aug 25 2007, 12:32 PM Post #77 |
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| Cruddybluds | Aug 25 2007, 02:35 PM Post #78 |
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I fucking lol'd hard when I saw that video. |
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| Drummerboy | Aug 25 2007, 04:18 PM Post #79 |
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That's fucking awesome. I can imagine Tiger Woods singing that. |
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| chodus | Aug 25 2007, 07:25 PM Post #80 |
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How about something that ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA OR FRANK ZAPPA RELATED COMING UP IN EVERY GOD DAMN THREAD. GET. OVER. FRANK. ZAPPA. This is an official challenge to EVERYONE on ASR to go a single day without: 1) Listening to Frank Zappa 2) Talking about Frank Zappa 3) Quoting Frank Zappa 4) Posting Pictures of Frank Zappa Good Fucking Luck [/end fucking rant] |
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| Billy | Aug 25 2007, 07:41 PM Post #81 |
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Frank Zappa is like the Simpsons, though. They've done and said EVERYTHING imaginable. That being said, I will try to keep my FZ-related posts to a minimum. |
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| Shminking Of Gin | Aug 25 2007, 07:54 PM Post #82 |
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seeings as i dont do any of that....can i get a cookie? |
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| fourside | Aug 25 2007, 08:03 PM Post #83 |
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I haven't been able to get into a single Zappa album. There must be something wrong with me. |
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| Billy | Aug 25 2007, 08:07 PM Post #84 |
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You like the Beatles, though, so it's all good. Anyways. Back to topic... What do you guys think should've been done to Don Imus? I heard that's he's back on the radio now.
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| Radio Slayer | Aug 25 2007, 10:50 PM Post #85 |
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I would just like to mention how much fun it is to say "negro please". and as for ole Donnie boy, I see why people could make a big deal about it, but it didn't really bother me all that much. Just felt like he was one of those guys in their 50s saying "get jiggy wit it" Strange, sad, and amusing. [edited for excessive e's in the word negro] |
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"What are these barriers that keep people from reaching anywhere near their real potential? The answer to that can be found in another question and that's this: Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear, or laziness?" -Louis Mackey | |
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| Shminking Of Gin | Aug 25 2007, 10:53 PM Post #86 |
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my dad often says "SEELY NEGRO" in a funny accent. why, no one knows. |
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| Radio Slayer | Aug 25 2007, 10:59 PM Post #87 |
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that could be fairly amusing depending on the situation. I have one friend, who, whenever someone says faggot, calls the person who said faggot a nigger for awhile. |
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"What are these barriers that keep people from reaching anywhere near their real potential? The answer to that can be found in another question and that's this: Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear, or laziness?" -Louis Mackey | |
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| Shminking Of Gin | Aug 25 2007, 11:01 PM Post #88 |
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interesting. he says it when ever my sister says something stupid. like "maci what is 2+2?" "fish?" dad>>"No, you seely negro, tis 4." |
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| Gilmour's Angst | Aug 26 2007, 02:10 AM Post #89 |
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Lol @ Ivan for freaking out on something I didn't even say. |
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| chodus | Aug 26 2007, 02:52 AM Post #90 |
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It's directed to everyone. |
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