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Bash Hillary Clinton!; I need help.
Topic Started: May 8 2006, 07:53 PM (545 Views)
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if maybe means definitely, then yep :cigar:
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fifthofnovember
Sep 10 2006, 01:36 AM
if maybe means definitely, then yep :cigar:

Maybe means yes.

Remember that logic and your world will be a better place.
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I find it funny that her name is spelled wrong in the title :US:
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and what makes it funnier is that there's an add at the bottom that says "Should Hillary Run in 2008?"

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fifthofnovember
Sep 9 2006, 10:31 PM
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Drummerboy
May 9 2006, 04:26 PM
Here's some funny quotes I found.

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
- Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said he wants to be buried next to Hillary. I guess he figures he never slept next to her when they were alive, might as well try it now that they're dead."
- Jay Leno

"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."
- Tina Fey

"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary."
- Conan O'Brien

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lol Jay Leno's were the best.

conan's> leno's

just another case of conan> leno :cigar:

No, Eric, you're wrong in this case. :cigar:
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No I'm right, Conan's was much funnier than Leno's
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fifthofnovember
Sep 11 2006, 09:54 AM
No I'm right, Conan's was much funnier than Leno's

Stop kissing his ass :lol:. Conan's joke was funny, but Leno's was funnier.

I'll never forget that time I told you a joke that you thought was hilarious, and then I told you Jay said it :lol:. I got you so bad.
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Lol I never said Jay doesn't have SOME decent jokes. Generally he's not that funny, but he has a few moments

Conan's joke was better though
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She's off and running. She's in, and in to win.

Something tells me a dark horse may race up and beat out Hillary and Obama for the nomination. I understand Edwards leads in the Iowa polls. If nothing else, it's shaping up to be a really interesting race this time!
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