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Bash Hillary Clinton!; I need help.
Topic Started: May 8 2006, 07:53 PM (546 Views)
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I have an assignment due that has to totally rip Hilary Clinton to shreds personally and politically. The assignment is to debate why Clinton should NOT be president in 2008. Anyone have any links or help at all. I need help! :cigar:
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She pretends to be a liberal. I will vote for her over any Republican though. The Republicans will nominate a religious nut like George Allen. Thats the last thing we need is an another theocracy creating President.
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May 9 2006, 03:53 AM
I have an assignment due that has to totally rip Hilary Clinton to shreds personally and politically. The assignment is to debate why Clinton should NOT be president in 2008. Anyone have any links or help at all. I need help! :cigar:

I have a friend who thinks that Hillary is the anti Christ. Here is why.

1) She poses as a democrat. Who knows what her real beliefs are.

2) Feminists all over will vote for her just to get a uterus in office.

3) She is the one person who fits the Nostradamus theory of the apocalypse. And it says she will bring 7 years of peace and then the world will end...

so yea. That is a pretty good reason she should not be president. :P
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May 8 2006, 09:03 PM

2) Feminists all over will vote for her just to get a uterus in office.

3) She is the one person who fits the Nostradamus theory of the apocalypse. And it says she will bring 7 years of peace and then the world will end...

Hahha... I like those two points...especially the Nostradamus one. Nice.
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She's a crazy motherfucker.

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i said this last year and i'll say it agian she wont' even make the ticket. :cigar:
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She got a bad case of politician's disease. She panders to whatever audience she speaks to, and it's embarrasingly transparent. She bends whichever way she thinks the wind blows. I understand she's now in deep trouble with many of her party for intially backing the war. Wait, she still does! Oh no, that stance was for the VFW convention. She actually doesn't support it, if you see her at a peace rally.

I hope nobody would pick her on the BASIS OF HER GENDER! That would be sexist, prejudiced, and politically correct in the worst of motives! Yet I know millions will do just that, sigh.
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Here's some funny quotes I found.

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
- Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said he wants to be buried next to Hillary. I guess he figures he never slept next to her when they were alive, might as well try it now that they're dead."
- Jay Leno

"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."
- Tina Fey

"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary."
- Conan O'Brien

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not to turn this into a picture thread or anything...
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"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary."[/b]
- Conan O'Brien

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May 9 2006, 04:26 PM
Here's some funny quotes I found.

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
- Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said he wants to be buried next to Hillary. I guess he figures he never slept next to her when they were alive, might as well try it now that they're dead."
- Jay Leno

"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."
- Tina Fey

"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary."
- Conan O'Brien

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lol Jay Leno's were the best.
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Sep 9 2006, 10:29 PM
Drummerboy
May 9 2006, 04:26 PM
Here's some funny quotes I found.

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
- Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said he wants to be buried next to Hillary. I guess he figures he never slept next to her when they were alive, might as well try it now that they're dead."
- Jay Leno

"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."
- Tina Fey

"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary."
- Conan O'Brien

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lol Jay Leno's were the best.

conan's> leno's

just another case of conan> leno :cigar:
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Sep 9 2006, 09:31 PM
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Sep 9 2006, 10:29 PM
Drummerboy
May 9 2006, 04:26 PM
Here's some funny quotes I found.

"In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan. Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk."
- Jay Leno

"Bill Clinton is the only ex-president who hasn't planned his own funeral. But, in his defense, in the past he has said he wants to be buried next to Hillary. I guess he figures he never slept next to her when they were alive, might as well try it now that they're dead."
- Jay Leno

"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their asses handed to them."
- Tina Fey

"According to USA Today, former President Clinton has already read his wife's new book five times. In fact, the former president has now spent more time in bed with the book than he has with Hillary."
- Conan O'Brien

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lol Jay Leno's were the best.

conan's> leno's

just another case of conan> leno :cigar:

I don't know...maybe you're right...maybe.
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