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Musical Comedy
Topic Started: Apr 15 2006, 04:53 PM (852 Views)
bec_walker
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OH MY GOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!! If anyone has seen the Rutles, you'll know who I mean. Basically, the guy who played Ron Nasty (John's character pretty much) was playing in my parents village of Hebden Bridge in West Yorkshire, England tonight, and me n my Beatles obsessed mate went to see him. It was bloody amazing!!! One of the best gigs I've ever been to. He only played about four Rutles tunes, but the other ones he did were so good and funny that it didn't even matter. The guy is a living legend, who has met all of the Beatles. The best thing about it was we got to meet him afterwards (and his wife!!), and he signed all our Rutles stuff, including the DVD and both our tickets with our names on! We were so impressed and star stuck, I can't imagine what it would be like to meet Paul McCartney or something but basically I had to tell you all about it cause I'm so hyped up and excited!!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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Awesome! I need to see the Rutles movies sometime, I feel ashamed I haven't. Congrats, though! :F
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Since I enjoy comedy and funny stuff I thought I would make a topic about comedic songs and artists/bands. I like Tenacious D, they have some very funny songs like 'Hard F***ing' and 'Tribute'. Stephen Lynch is another funny comedian/songwriter and one of my favorites. Here's one of my favorite songs from him...

Talk To Me
Stephen Lynch

I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could cry.
I tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye.
For I am feeling so ashamed, yes, I have brought disgrace.
I can tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face.

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it.
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin it.
It wasn't my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad
If you could just forgive me,
And talk to me dad... Talk to me dad.

No I didnt hear you enter, no I didnt hear the door,
With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor.
Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise,
Like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonders eyes.

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it.
No use denyin' it, I was really crankin it.
Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad,
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had.
Yes, they've already been had.

Yeah the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish.
So I said "Could you please close the door? I really wanna finish"
Now daddy Im ashamed and I'd completely understand
If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand.

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it.
No use denyin' it well I was really crankin it.
But please calm down and don't get so mad.
Now, just because it was your bed its not that bad.
It's not that bad... Not that bad... Talk to me dad.

When I was only seventeen you told me it was dirty,
So it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty.
But you cannot tell me, dad, you've never had a whack,
At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack.

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it.
No use denyin it, I was really crankin it.
Now dry your eyes and don't be sad,
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been had.
They've already been had... It's not that bad... Talk to me dad.
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The Rutles movie is hilarious! Skip the sequal though.
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Glad you enjoyed the show I saw him live last year 2 times in one week. I saw him do his solo show at The Edinburgh Festival it was great met him afterwards got my Rutles CD signed & I saw him in Liverpool during The Beatles Convention doing his Rutles Farewell show with John (Barry Wom). I have written a letter to him and got a autographed picture of him which is framed in my room. For fans of The Rutles I have created a Rutles forum so you can post all things Rutles here
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Apr 16 2006, 09:04 AM
Glad you enjoyed the show I saw him live last year 2 times in one week. I saw him do his solo show at The Edinburgh Festival it was great met him afterwards got my Rutles CD signed & I saw him in Liverpool during The Beatles Convention doing his Rutles Farewell show with John (Barry Wom). I have written a letter to him and got a autographed picture of him which is framed in my room. For fans of The Rutles I have created a Rutles forum so you can post all things Rutles here
The Rutles Forum

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Apr 15 2006, 06:16 PM
The Rutles movie is hilarious! Skip the sequal though.

What's so bad about the sequel?
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Stephen Lynch is one of the best there are.
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Aug 3 2006, 04:32 PM
Stephen Lynch is one of the best there are.

Definitely. He comes up with hilarious songs, although some times they may be a bit to harsh or disgusting.

One hilarious song I love is 'The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up' from a band called 2gether :lol:. It's like the Backstreet Boys, but it's Pop/Comedy. I love the cat in the background after they say "I can't find my cat" :lol:. And the spoken part too! One of my favorite comedy songs.

Check it out if you want...

2gether - The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
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Aug 4 2006, 10:26 PM
PsychicEqualizer
Aug 3 2006, 04:32 PM
Stephen Lynch is one of the best there are.

Definitely. He comes up with hilarious songs, although some times they may be a bit to harsh or disgusting.

One hilarious song I love is 'The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up' from a band called 2gether :lol:. It's like the Backstreet Boys, but it's Pop/Comedy. I love the cat in the background after they say "I can't find my cat" :lol:. And the spoken part too! One of my favorite comedy songs.

Check it out if you want...

2gether - The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up

2+Gether? Yes! I remember them. That movie was cool... back then. Remember "Say It, Don't Spray It" or "Before We Say Goodbye"? Then they made a TV show about it. One of the guys in it died. Then the main guy is in Austin Powers in Goldmember as young Number 2.
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My theme song:

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it
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Demetri Martin isn't bad neither, (the guy who comes and does a segment on trends on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.)
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Maria Bamford is pretty good.

Jim Carrey can sing pretty well and still remain funny.
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ROBOTS!
Watch them laugh, watch them drool
watch them fall into the pool (That's diving!)
At the speciaaal olyympiiics....
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