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Topic Started: Jan 2 2006, 09:02 AM (708 Views)
Kira
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This is the news forum, right? Well check this shit out, dogz.

Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin

I'd hit it.
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St. Thomas
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Aww, they got my name wrong...
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Kira
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NorwegianWood65
Jan 2 2006, 12:04 PM
Aww, they got my name wrong...

They got mine wrong too.[/dolphin language]
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if she's a millionare why the hell didnt' she just buy the fucking dolphin?
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Paperback Beatle
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I hope the two don't plan to have sex. :lol: Anyway, are you sure this story isn't something from the "Weekly World News" magazine?
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Paperback Beatle
Jan 2 2006, 02:03 PM
I hope the two don't plan to have sex. :lol: Anyway, are you sure this story isn't something from the "Weekly World News" magazine?

No, because this actually happened.
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ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO THIS IS "WHAT...THE...FUCK?"
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dana21
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I dunno man, dolphins are pretty hot.
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That is the most craziest thing I have ever read....EVER. Who the hell marries a dolphin!? Id figure that woman needed some intelligence in order to become a millionaire, but that's just really stupid.

So stupid in fact, that I don't even believe it. It's probably a joke.
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Jan 2 2006, 06:02 PM
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haha wow! :{P
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Kira
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luving_lennon
Jan 3 2006, 09:08 AM
haha wow! :{P

Too bad she stole your idea. Might as well break it to Eric you were cheating on the dolphin... :0
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Paperback Beatle
Jan 2 2006, 02:03 PM
I hope the two don't plan to have sex. :lol:

Yeah, seriously. [Twilight Zone theme plays]
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The sad thing about it is that the dolphin didn't really have a choice. I hope that rich lady gets a pre-nup. I can see a divorce in the near future when the dolphin cheats on her with other dolphins.
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