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Favorite song lyrics/quotes
Topic Started: Dec 10 2005, 05:46 PM (4,028 Views)
Billy
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The strongest man... in the world!
Captain Beefheart
"My Head is My Only House Unless it Rains"

I'll let a train be my feet
If it's too far to walk to you
If a train don't go there I'll get a jet or a bus
Because I'm going to find you
You're going to see me shadow soon around you
And my head is my only house unless it rains

I walk the meadow plains
Water deserts are my eyes until I find you
I won't sleep until I find you
I won't eat until I find you
My heart won't beat until
I wrap my arms around you

My arms are just two things in the way
Until I can wrap them around you
You can make my sad song happy
Make a bad world good
I can feel you out there moving
You're mine, I know I'll find you
And my head is my only house until I've found you

I hate to have other people hear me sing this song
If this reaches you before I do
Follow it to "I love you"
That's where I'll find you
And my head is my only house until I find you
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working_class_hero
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Will you stay in our Lovers' Story
If you stay you won't be sorry
'Cause we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing

Will you stay in our Lovers' Story
If you stay you won't be sorry
'Cause we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing

We bought a lot of things to keep you warm and dry
And a funny old crib on which the paint won't dry
I bought you a pair of shoes
A trumpet you can blow
And a book of rules
On what to say to people when they pick on you
'Cause if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty Kookie too

Will you stay in my Lovers' Story
If you stay you won't be sorry
'Cause we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing

And if you ever have to go to school
Remember how they messed up this old fool
Don't pick fights with the bullies or the cads
'Cause I'm not much cop at punching
Other people's Dads
And if the homework brings you down
Then we'll throw it on the fire
And take the car downtown

Will you stay in our Lovers' Story
If you stay you won't be sorry
'Cause we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing

Will you stay in our Lovers' Story
If you stay you won't be sorry
'Cause we believe in you
Soon you'll grow so take a chance
With a couple of Kooks
Hung up on romancing

Will you stay
someday monkey won't play piano song, play piano song

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Conducting Sexual Congress
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Fuck the poeleece!
I've posted these before, but it's genius must live on.

I woke up this morning
I looked in the mirror
Through my mind just one thought ran
As I stared wide-eyed at myself it was clear
'Omigod, I'm the Kool Aid Man'

As I realized this I had to take a piss
To the bathroom my feet did tread
I dropped my pants
Assumed the stance
& damn, my piss was red

So I stopped to think
I need a drink
Poured myself a cup of me
As I took a sip, I began to trip
The drink looked like my pee

Now I can break through walls
I've got big red balls
Got a glass handle on my side
I've got many flavors for you to savor
So c'mon & take a ride
I'm the Kool Aid Man

Now I have a friend
The Great Bluedini
He's a BLUE oCTOPUS WITH AN 8-FOOT WEENIE!
He swims in the water, & changes colors too
From blue to green, then back to blue

Now he can break through walls
he's got big red balls
Got a glass handle on his side
he's got many flavors for you to savor
So c'mon & take a ride
He's the Kool Aid Man

Mahahahahahahan

Now a year's gone by
Still got beady black eyes
& a shock resistance that's poor
My only real gripe is that Tang's more liked
& I can't fit through no doors

Now I can break through walls
I've got big red balls
Got a glass handle on my side
I've got many flavors for you to savor
So c'mon & take a ride
I'm the Kool Aid Man
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Kira
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Best lyrics ever.
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Conducting Sexual Congress
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Fuck the poeleece!
I agree, it's amazing.
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Halo_99
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Jim Nabors is way cool.
"Everyone loooooves Marine Land."
My Last.fm
My YouTube
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- Banksy
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ihateguitarists
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v_v
All the itchy flakes, it is a flaming
All the gels and cremes it is pertaining
To a fungus mold cured by injection
Hope it's only ah, a yeast infection

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Now I vomit cum and diarrhea
On the tile floor like oatmeal pizza
Fill my toilet bowl full of a cloudy
Puss, I feel the blood becoming chowder rust

Oh well, it burns when I - it hurts when I pee
Oh well, it hurts when I - it hurts when I see

Roll into my bed which does consist of
Lice, bugs and fleas and yellow mucus
Stained dirt, vaseline, toe jam and booger
Stomach acid worms that dance in sugared sludge

Mmmmm ...
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ThinMan
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Nowhere Man
I couldn't find the complete lyrics anywhere, these have some ...'s and ?'s. Also, some spitting sounds are missing.

Anyway: 'Scum' by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - the artist I should have included as an option in the 'Un-diss-puted Master' poll from a while back. It's about two reporters, one of whom wrote about Cave's heroin addiction, the other apparently gave him a bad review.

Well, I lived with one
Well, I lived with one, I lived with two,
I even lived with a third
I wanna tell you about number one
He was a miserable shitwringing turd
Like he reminded me of some evil gnome
Shakin hands was like shakin a hot, fat, oily bone
Holdin on for far too long
Yes he took me in, he took me in
He said that I looked pale and thin
I told him he looked fat
His lips were red and lickin wet
His house was roastin hot
In fact it was a fuckin slum
Scum! Scum!

Well then he hooked up with some slut from the same game
Black snow! Black snow!
Cocksuckstress, and I should know
Mean and vicious, her microphone always smelled suspicious
His and herpes bath towel type
If you know what I mean

I could not look at him, worm
He'd be takin a shower and who should walk in
He was the epitome of their type
Her middle name was Welcome, his was Wipe
Scum! Scum!

Well you're on the shit list
Thrust and twist, twist and screw
You gave me a bad review
And maybe you think that it's all just water under the bridge
Well my UNfriend, I'm the type that holds a grudge
I'm your creator
I think you fuckin traitor, chronic masturbator,
Shitlicker, user, self-abuser, jigger jigger!
What rock did you crawl from?
Which ..... did you come?
You Judas, (in BBC Shakespeare play voice) Brutus, Vitus, scum!

Hey four-eyes, come
That's right, it's a gun
Face is bubble, blood, and ...... street
Snowman with six holes clean into his fat fuckin guts
Psychotic drama mounts
Guts well deep then a spring is fount (?)
I unload into his eyes
Blood springs
Dead snow
Blue skies

I like the part in bold, but I think it's particularily funny that Cave can't really think of anything substantial to say, so he picks on minor details (handshake, state of their house,...) before justifying himself with "You gave me a bad review".
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Kira
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
I've always loved the lyric "put on my spacesuit/I got to look my best" from John Lennon's "I'm Stepping Out".
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fourside
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From Mother Whale Eyeless by Brian Eno

In my town, there is a raincoat under a tree
In the sky, there is a cloud containing the sea
In the sea, there is a whale without any eyes
In the whale, there is a man without his raincoat
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Kira
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
"I'm sick of feeling my soul
To people who'll never know
Just how purposeless and empty they've grown.
"
-- Map Of Your Head, by Muse.
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ZachAppleThrows
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Well they took you from your mother's womb and put you in a school
Told you how to run your life by following the rules
Told you not to pick your nose or disrespect the queen
Scrub your teeth three times a day keep mind and body clean
Save up all your pocket money, nothing is for free
And you'd better trust your parents cos there's no one else you see
And then they send you off each day remember what you're told
"You may think you don't need teaching but you'll need it when you're old"

And if you're too intelligent they'll cut you down to size
They'll praise you til you're happy then they'll fill you full of lies
Cos intelligence is threatening and genius is sin
If you could ever see through them they know they'd never win

So they channel your ability into the right direction
If you're good enough and rich enough you can be a politician
On the other hand if your too thick they'll tell you that you're lazy
They'll put you down and wind you up until it drives you crazy

They'll say you ought to learn a trade to help you in your life
Success is written in three parts: A job, a house, a wife
They'll say that school prepares you for the awesome world outside
Well it certainly gives you bigotry and patriotic pride

Racism, sexism teacher to class
From school to work remains the sameare you white and middle class?

You'll learn that bad men dress in black and good men dress in white
And the pamphlets in the playground say that's right
And that girls were made for housework and boys were made to fight
And the naughty pictures on page 3 make everything alright

And so from school to the outside world these morals you will take
And unless you can reject them you'll have your mind at stake

They'll give you a decision when you get to 18, too
The right to vote for someone else who says he cares for you
But the only thing he cares about is getting to the top
By conning you with empty words that promise you a lot
But the end result is slavery to a false set of ideals
You'll be tempted to believe them cos they'll seem so very real
The slavery of attitudes that make you keep in line
Subconsciously devoted to the morals of our time

And when you end up on the dole which you very likely will
They'll offer you a brand new trade: Learning how to kill

Why don't you join the army? Be a man and not a fool
There's someone else to think for you just like there was at school

They'll promise you absolution from the murders you'll commit
In the name of god and country they can get away with it
They fill you full of orders and promise you rewards
Like busting up your family by sending you abroad
A holiday in Germany or Iceland or Hong Kong
Making money being useless well it seems it can't go wrong
But then it's off to Northern Ireland where you'll practice what they preached
You'll shoot to keep yourself alive and kill to keep the peace
And then it won't be so much fun as you hear the wounded crying
Cos before they couldn't speak english and you didn't know what they were saying
But when the children call you "Bastard" it will make you think again
When you cannot tell the difference between animals and men

Animals don't wear uniforms but they kill as much as you
But the army kills for money and animals kill for food
It's the basest degredation in the name of what is right
Become something you never were and regret it til you die

Cos your father will tell you "Sonny, you must do as you are told"
And you'll say the same thing to your kids when you're 32 years old
And unless you can react against the brainwash from the start
Your government will rule your mind and your mind will rule your heart
You'll conform to every social law and be the system's slave
From birth to school to work to death, from the cradle to the grave.....


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Kira
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Hate me, do it and do it again.
That's basically just a more extensive "Working Class Hero".
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chodus
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White Collar Boy
Sep 4 2007, 12:04 AM
That's basically just a more extensive "Working Class Hero".

Holy shit, you read my mind exactly.
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JeorgeMcStarkey
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I jam out to this in the hood.


I'm sorry
For something I didn't do
Lynched somebody
But I don't know who
You blame me for slavery
A hundred years before I was born

GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE

I'm a convict
GUILTY
Of a racist crime
GUILTY
I've only served
GUILTY
19 years of my time

GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE
GUILTY OF BEING WHITE


For the record, it's called "Guilty Of Being White" by Minor Threat.
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