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ChuckNorrisFacts.com; ~All about Chuck Norris LoL ^^
Topic Started: Mar 6 2006, 03:46:29 AM (615 Views)
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

OMG this is so ROFLCOPTER-ing..you guys should check this out ;) :lol:


My favourite:

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# Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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:lol:

I want Chuck Norris on my shirt ! XD

At university, we put Chuck Norris's Private Lessons as wallpaper on computers XD
 
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Jack Bauer Jokes > Chuck Norris Jokes
 
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Orange Toast
Mar 6 2006, 01:16 PM
Jack Bauer Jokes > Chuck Norris Jokes

Tell me where to see this Jack Bauer jokes...Who is Jack Bauer? :huh:
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hahah, my favorite one is..

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding"

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~Jack Bauer is a main character of the show 24.~

Uhh let's see some jokes...

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty
 
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"If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris."

Ouch, low blow.

Both have pretty funny jokes, but I like Chuck Norris more, especially this one: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Now that is strength XD.
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"You bleed just to know you're alive!"

Well, Pongo...you just wasted 3 minutes of my life...rather, Chuck Norris just wasted 3 minutes...But then again, where else would you see this?

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

dayum...shoots that whole darwinian theory out the window, eh?

now why are skunks on that list? :lol:
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

That means black holes exist because they're the one place even light is safe from Chuck Norris...wow...I can't believe I put effort into thinking about that...
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

huh...that would explain all the pent up frustration...
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My favorite one is:
"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one" :lol:
 
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OMG!!

chucknorris!!


woot. =P
 
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yes im still here.. havent gone inac yet!

T_T why is the chuck norris jokes on every forum in the world.. did he round house kick the internet!!?



*Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag someone he potato sacks them*
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br4d137
Mar 23 2006, 03:23 AM
did he round house kick the internet!!?

No but...
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
 
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br4d137
Mar 23 2006, 08:23 AM
T_T why is the chuck norris jokes on every forum in the world.. did he round house kick the internet!!?

"When Chuck norris found this web-site while surfing the internt, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one"

Close enough :lol:
 
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more about Chuck Norris: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris

LoL
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# For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.


^XD *dies laughing*
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Mar 6 2006, 01:16 PM
Jack Bauer Jokes > Chuck Norris Jokes

Yeah, they seemed to be copied from Jack's. Jack's are more funnier! JACK BAUER RULES!
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yes im still here.. havent gone inac yet!

did u know that chuck norris made a statement and picked out the jokes that he liked? thats crazy...
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br4d137
Jun 9 2006, 10:45 AM
did u know that chuck norris made a statement and picked out the jokes that he liked? thats crazy...

LoL yeah...he is cool to pick his favourite jokes about himself. That made it even funnier ^^
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