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Topic Started: Nov 11 2005, 05:28 PM (297 Views)
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Watched Wedding Crashers again today. This scene never fails to have me cracked up at least until the brief shot of Fisher's cans.

John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.

Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.

John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.

Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

[makes sputtering motorboat noise]

Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?

Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?

John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?

Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!

John Beckwith: Drop it.

Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.

John Beckwith: Drop it!

[starts walking away]

Jeremy Grey: Team player!


Funniest damn thing ever.
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Kid: Where gonna be your makers!

John Heder (forget character name): Makers of what! POOP!

-Benchwarmers
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^LOL

Apocalypse Now

Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore (Robert Duvall): "You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..."
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Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets:

"People who speak in metaphor's can shampoo my crotch."
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Quest for Camelot... a cartoon

Bladebeak*basically a mutated chicken with an axe for a beak*

The scene is Bladebeak's about 7 inches tall and this moster guys who's swinging mace's around as his arms is snarling.

Bladebeak~* Theres one question you gotta ask yourself... DO YOU FEEL PLUCKY? HUH DO YA PUNK?

The he proceeds to peck the hell outta the guy
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Do you feel plucky? Haha.

Death to Smoochy

[Smoochy holds up a penis-shaped Cookie made by Randolph]

Randolph: "What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough. "
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Austin Powers: Im going to kill you Dr. Evil.

Dr. Evil: Before you do that, there's something I need to tell you. (breaths heavy), Austin......I am your father.

Austin Powers: Really!?

Dr. Evil: No not really, I can't back that up.




-Austin Powers The Spy who Shagged me
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Luke I am your father comign from Vader in The Empirse strikes back is my favorite movie mome ever.
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