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Topic Started: Nov 11 2005, 05:28 PM (298 Views)
Chad Matthews
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You ever just sit around, and happen to think about a really funny moment in a movie? I frequently do this is in class when i should be paying attention...I thought it'd be nice to have a thread for such moments...

This applies to movie, tv shows, talk shows, etc...

Here's one I had today...

In Home Alone, the part where little Kevin McCallister gets his leg grabbed by a Marv, who just tripped over the little wire thing that Kevin had set up on the second floor. Kevin is trying to escape Marv's grasp, when he spots Buzz's tarantula on the stairs in front of him (that lead to the third floor)...

Kevin grabs the spider, put its on Marv's face, and then Marv lets out this greatest and most realistic movie scream I've ever heard...

" :yawn: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

They are in the office with the slide projector on. They were going through the slides of the poachers, and Ace starts making shadow puppets on the screen. Ending in one of the funniest moments in comedy ever......Ace starts pinching the guys nipples making a "OOOOOOH, OOOOOOH, HONK HONK! HONK HONK HONK!!! High Ho Silver Away (Making a mask on the guys face)

F'n Classic. I was rolling laughing thinking about that today.
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Face/Off, Travolta sees Cage, after they've "switched" faces and says what would normally be a ho-hum line, except that in this case, it (like the entire script) is delivered in hat uniquely arrogant and taunting manner that only Travolta can do:

"It's like looking into a mirror only...not."

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First person that guesses this quote gets mad props from the Chad...

"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?"
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^^^That would be "Con Air" my friend.

Bring on the props. :yay:


I got one for ya:

Predator....

Everyone's in the choppers on their way to the jungle. Jesse Ventura is offering everyone some CHAW, no one takes it and her then delivers one of the greatest lines ever: "Bunch of Slack-Jawwed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a G**-Damned Sexual Tyranasurus.....Just like me!"
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Chad, my sister used to rewind and play that scream from Home Alone so many times.

You've brought back good memories.
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Mad props to anyone who gets this:

"And now for something....completely different!"

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Snowman
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^^That's Monty Python.......
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Nov 11 2005, 06:59 PM
Face/Off, Travolta sees Cage, after they've "switched" faces and says what would normally be a ho-hum line, except that in this case, it (like the entire script) is delivered in hat uniquely arrogant and taunting manner that only Travolta can do:

"It's like looking into a mirror only...not."

That's a good one, I love that movie.

I'll bring it back to Travolta, from Swordfish. Possibly the best opening scene of any movie ever made. They're just sitting there, and Travolta delivers a great speech, like Q said, "uniquely arrogant and taunting manner that only Travolta can do".

"You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But... they didn't push the envelope.

Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema... but what if?"

Sad thing is, I can recite that entire passage and not miss a beat. I've seen it too many times, but it's still awesome. :rockon:
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In "Anchorman"...when Veronica Corningstone and Ron Burgandy are fighting in the newsroom...and there's all this hooting and hollering going on, Brick (Steve Carril's character) just starts yelling "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

No one even talks about that part...but I think its hilarious...
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"LOUD NOISES!!!" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!" "Mmmm....I burnt my tongue." So many classic quotes by such a moronic character......and the only one people remember is "I love Lamp" which don't get me wrong is funny, just not as funny as the others...
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Q-BanditZ
Nov 12 2005, 03:05 PM
Mad props to anyone who gets this:

"And now for something....completely different!"

'Nobody suspects the SPANISH INQUISITION!'
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I got one for you from Anchorman that not everyone talks about.

Comes after "Louuuuuuuuud noises!"

Brick: "I read somewhere their periods attract bears; bears can smell the menstration!"

Funny shit.

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And the award for Blackbeard's Delight goes to.....................

Cav!!!

Here's some more Travolta for everyone, this time from Broken Arrow:

"HUSH!!! HUSH!!!"
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This one is for Cav. In the spirit of the holidays, Bad Santa:

Marcus: Your soul is dog shit. Every single thing about you is ugly.

Willie: You know, I think I've turned a corner.
Marcus: Yeah? You fucking petites now?
Willie: No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many fuckin' years of therapy.
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In Austin Power's Goldmember...

Goldmember presents to Dr. Evil: "Austin Powers's Faz-sha"

Dr. Evil: "His what?" "His Farder"?


That line pops into my head probably once a day...
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Xtremegirly789
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heres one...

"American components.. Russian Components... ALL MADE IN TAWAIN"

Name that movie and get a hug and a cookie.

"YOUR ARM IS MISSING"
"IVE HAD WORSE"
"NO YOU HAVENT"

we all know and love that movie.
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Wait, do we have to name the first one or the second one to get a hug and a cookie?

The first quote is from Armaggedden when Lev and that one bitch are trying to get the ship started.

And what's this "we" stuff? You got mice in your pocket? I never cared for Monty Python.
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Snowman
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Alright here's one:

"Blue fourty-two! Blue fourty-two! Rover sit! Hut-Hut!"

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Up next, a classic piece of cheese:

"Wolfman's got nards!!!"
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Jan 18 2006, 01:31 PM
Wait, do we have to name the first one or the second one to get a hug and a cookie?

The first quote is from Armaggedden when Lev and that one bitch are trying to get the ship started.

And what's this "we" stuff? You got mice in your pocket? I never cared for Monty Python.

it was the first one!! And you win a hug and a cookie *hug*
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Snowman
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^^yea and after the hug you can enjoy the mono she will give you :rockon:
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Xtremegirly789
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You can only get mono by exchangin Saliva thank you very much...

or else i would cough on you...


:ko:
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The Sandman
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I almost got mono my freshman year of college...damn that bitch had a phat ass B)

It don't matter, I'm tired all the time anyway, and the effects only last a couple of weeks.
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New question: Name the movie....

"What is best in life?"
" To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women! "


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