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Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 08:44 AM (1,488 Views)
someoneelse
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Through the looking glass
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*sigh* really man... nevermind. Carry on...

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VerySneakyPudding
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someoneelse will complain
but it is all in vain
about boobs my posts will remain
cause that's what keeps me sane
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someoneelse
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VSP can't pee
cause his penis burns like a fiery sky
when he tries to urinate
the tears shall fill his eyes
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VerySneakyPudding
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True that I can't pee
not cause it burns you see
size is the reason, this takes guts
when i pee, I hit my nuts
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someoneelse
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Your perspective of size
is completely distorted
must be all that
smurf juice you've snorted
Edited by someoneelse, Jun 10 2010, 11:56 AM.
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someoneelse
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VerySneakyPudding
Nov 11 2005, 08:53 AM
True that I can't pee
not cause it burns you see
size is the reason, this takes guts
when i pee, I hit my nuts

Just had to add - this little poem is the funniest thing I've ever read on evolved. :LOOL:
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slagter
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There once was a man from benoni
Who always ate too much polony
He tried to fart, but blew up a cart
and killed a poor little pony.
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someoneelse
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:(

maplassie is a sucky guy
little boys he fondles
I've always kept it a secret
but i actually hate macdonalds
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Maplassie GTR
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WHat is up with SOE

all the ghey sex

usually makes him hapee

now he is all grumpy and sh1t

where the hell is Supertwit?

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Maplassie GTR
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YOu forgot the word drool


cause when the girlies see me

that is all they doo.



LOOL! Dude. You twat, coarse me just joking. LOOL!
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someoneelse
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My hangover makes it difficult to tell
if people are joking or serious as hell

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Maplassie GTR
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well then it is time to stop the drink

is it just me or what do you think?

please come clean up this puke in the kitchen sink

cause I need some clean water to drink
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Sci
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Live is boundless
Yet I am trapped
Nowhere to turn
I shall have to call back
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Maplassie GTR
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what you just said

that shyte is whack

turn to your left

and then hurry back
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Sci
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yes but I had to call him back
You see the china man is really wack
he eats dog & cat
No man should do that!
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