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The Lab
Topic Started: Oct 17 2005, 10:15 AM (1,181 Views)
DrHeidi
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I don't remember.

Stay tuned for pictures of some of Dr. Heidi's employees. They should be up on Tuesday.
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YAY! Can't wait!
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But where is Dr H today?
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Through the looking glass
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Dr H is dead! He's locked in my basement!
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Cue Eminem - These Voices
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cue missing pictures
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Alright. I only managed to draw four members of Dr. Heidi's staff. It's incredibly difficult to get them to stand still for just a few minutes. Dr. Heidi does not know of the existence of these pictures, so I am gambling with my own freedom here. It is currently a bit risky to post, so I'll do so tomorrow.
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Chicken...
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I have good reason to feel chickenny.

But hold on, the pics on their way...
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They better be... I am sick of waiting!! :angry:
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Alright here we go. Dr. Heidi's Lab employs many people. The tasks they perform are many and varied; but, it was decided that the term 'nurse' would be designated to all employees, so as not to confuse the more irritable patients, who require conformity as a minimum for their mental wellbeing. This is also the reason why all employees are required to have the same hairstyle, male or female.

All staff belong to an extensive injury-on-duty insurance scheme, as well as a group which protects the Lab from the occasional lawsuit. Dr. Heidi's employees do not receive monetary rewards for their work; the working environment encourages loyalty and productivity, while at the same time providing all the necessities of life like food, water, oxygen and sex.

Fist up, Nurse Colly “Gentle Hands” Schweistermeister. A Jewish convert whose favorite saying is "Hold still", occasionally followed by "Dammit". Her vocabulary is not extensive, but luckily her line of work does not require the ability to chitchat. Nurse Schweistermeister has exhibited above average intelligence levels through her water aerobics skills:
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Nurse Poppy Pulanski provides most of the entertainment for our near-overworked staff. The fact that she enjoys bringing smiles to people’s faces should not, however, detract from the fact that she’s a very competent nurse who takes pride in her ability to inflict unnecessary pain. Needless to say, she is one of our top employees:
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Nurse Rolli "Funnycat" Grimaldi. As a child, she showed a tendency to put skeletons back together in different ways, hence her nickname, Funnycat. Nurse Grimaldi was spotted by Doctor Heidi when she won the Corsican National Bonemarrow-Art Competition in 1845:
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Nurse Yessenia Fidatov, a Romanian national, who received most of her training in the thin air of Switzerland, at an unknown college. Her age has never been established, although it is clear that she suffers from an unknown growth retardation disease. The disease is gene related (non-contagious), so she continues to do valuable work in some of our less accessible underground laboratories. Due to her extended work hours without human contact, she has developed her own language, which consists mainly of soft whimpers:
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Oh my... That is amazing Dr H! Really, that is some damned good work!!
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DrHeidi
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Thanks yous. If I get into trouble for this (ie. a life threatening disciplinary hearing), I will give them your contact details.
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Fine fine...
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DrHeidi
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I knew it! I received a memo this morning. The hearing will be Sunday night just after 11. Slagter, I might require a statement.
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