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The Lab
Topic Started: Oct 17 2005, 10:15 AM (1,176 Views)
DrHeidi
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Once again, my Lab has been opened to the public. Unfortunately, not all areas will be accessible all the time; if an area is closed off and you feel the need to enter said area, please fill in a request form. Request forms can be found right next to the complaint forms, on undergound level 8. Fruitloop knows the exact directions.

Once inside, all exits will be closed for at least 38 minutes, for your own safety.

Please fight the urge to touch...
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What's that funny red thing hanging from those chains over there?
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:unsure: looks like a spleen..... :blink:
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Please do not comment on what you observe in the Lab. Noise monitors will alert security forces to any vocalisation. Please use provided Bluetooth PDA's for communication. PDA's will also be monitored.
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*beep beep click beep

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I have almost completed work on a new type of engine. Vehicles fitted with this engine will popularly be known as Man-Gas Motors, or MGM for short.

Although it might be considered to be a new technology, people will come to see the development of this engine as a step backwards for technological research and a giant leap backwards, for human morality.

Essentially, the car runs on farts. A small receptacle will be placed on all seats, positioned appropriately, where the driver's and p@ssengers' anuses will be when seated in the vehicle. The driver will be able to fart whenever the need arises and he/she will encourage the p@ssengers to "let one rip" while in the vehicle.

These "exhaust fumes" from the driver and/or p@ssenger/s will be collected in the above mentioned receptacles, to be transported to a single combustion chamber, where said g@sses will be used as potent fuel for the engine.

I am also working on ways to provide the engine with a continuous supply of oil.

Peanut factories have shown great interest in this engine, as it would be perfectly suited to their employee transport busses.

I would post the blueprints, but I'm sure you'll understand that such an act would be incredibly stupid, as this technology could make me very very rich.

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HEY!! IS ANYBODY IN HERE?
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...grrrrrrrrrr...
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Hey Doc do the OX a favor.....Let the Ox know 2 months before you start the production of these FartCars......why?....Because Ox wish to invest in all these Car Fragrant companies.
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HEY!! IS ANYBODY IN HERE?

hellooo helloo is there anybody in there??? Just nod if you can here me. Is there anyone home?---Pink Floyd

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-- Legally, its questionable. Morally, its disgusting. Personally, i like it. --
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Won't be necessary Mr. Ox. The receptacles will not let any odours escape. I do have a brain that thinks, so I was able to foresee the possibility of escaping g@sses. I am thinking of producing two varieties; an odourless one as well as a vehicle which would allow some portion of the g@sses to escape, essentially making the interior of the vehicle smell 'natural'. However this version would not produce as much power as the one which uses 100% of the g@sses as fuel.
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Oct 19 2005, 01:07 PM
I do have a brain that thinks, so I was able to foresee the possibility of escaping @sses. .

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

Thats what i read LOLOLOLOLOLOOL!!!

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See? I wasn't kidding about the curtain made from CD's...

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I hope they are all Brittney spears CD's. OOH, and Celine Dion Disks...
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