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The Adventures of That Naked Guy; part 2
Topic Started: Oct 12 2005, 12:20 PM (135 Views)
NakedNinja
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Ah the kobold mine. Here you can see me executing Cunning Strategem # 352, ie, stand on a high hill and rain fireballs onto their heads while they struggle to get up at me. Worked every time.

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Well, all good thing come to an end, I had a quest to head to Stormwind, so time to say goodbye to Goldshire. Boldly I strode forth!
In completely the wrong direction. I realise I had gone wrong when I hit Westfall, so I figured if it wasn't West, then it must be East, and indeed, a signpost confirmed this. Stupid signpost.

Start out at Goldshire, then go all the way to Westfall, then come all the way back and go East for about half an hour. This is what you will see.

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Sheesh, all this walking has tired me out. Time for a siesta.

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I did however find a small logging village. Hey! Lumberjacks!

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I immediately burst into the Monty Python Lumberjack song.

"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa."




Surprisingly, they didn't seem to find it that funny.
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Guys? Guys, come on, I was just kidding. Guys? Come back, this isn't funny.

A close shave, but luckily I have my boy scout rope tieing badge. Right, time to scarper back to Goldshire, where I was greeted by the welcome sight of a little Gnome Stomping.

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Right, now I've found the right path, this time I'm sure of it. Off I go.

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Her - "My eyes are up here dammit!"

Me - "Egad, they talk! Speak up my lovelies, I can't hear you. Wait, let me just put my face a little closer..."


Nursing a black eye, I eventually made it to Stormwind.

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As you can see, Stormwind is the Amsterdam of Azeroth. Pussy everywhere :P.

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And drugs. Here we see a stoned hippy sitting in the middle of the street, mumbling to himself about purple spotted kudu beasts. Damn hippies.

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I wondered around a bit, and ended up in the church district. Where does the modern cleric shop for all his bludgeoning needs? Just Maces of course. Makers of quality maces and warhammers since 1357.

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Wondering around, I ran into this guy. He offered to explain why they called him that, but I politely declined.

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Then I went to the mage district. Here you see me in front of the Stargate, about to head off to an Egyptian themed alien world, where humanity is enslaved in a primitive state. Killer. I even met McGuyver!

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Finishing up my business in Stormwind, I headed off to Iron Forge, where greater adventures await me. I knew I had made the right choice when somebody gave me a quest to kill gnomes. I had found a new home!

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Stop it your killing me! :lool:

it's so unfair! What connection do you play with?
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* Elyaradine sighs. So jealous!
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*slagter wants to kill NN.
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