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The Adventures of That Naked Guy in WoW.; part 1
Topic Started: Oct 12 2005, 11:57 AM (130 Views)
NakedNinja
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Drifter
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A few of us from the Pond play WoW as a guild. Here are some pics of us :

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Jhaden = Moi, NN
Nosehair = Nevster
Elnar = Nastyman

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Ah, the monestary, where my legenday adventure begins. Poets and minstrels will no doubt be singing tales of my deeds for aeons to come. Fear my rath, all ye kobolds and assorted forest wildlife!

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Adventure awaits across that that river! Dangerous villains, fabulous treasues! And Pumpkins!

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Hahaha, the villainous scum have no idea who they are dealing with! Not your common adventurer! I use my cunning and sharp wits to gain the advantage! Here you see me launching a sneak attack from the reeds!

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Unfortunately that didn't turn out so well. Turns out reeds are flameable. Who've thought? Luckily I managed to jump in the river. My robes where only slightly charred.

Later on I hooked up with Nasty, just back from a teaparty. I immediately showed that I was an asset to the guild by saving his life. Here you can see him standing around, totally unalert, while just behind him a treacherous kobold was about to plant a sharp pick in his back! The dialogue went something like this :

Nasty : "So then I said to her, no you have to go under THEN over, otherwise you totally mess up the cross stitch..."

NN : "OH SHIT, KOBOLDS! Chief, look out!"

Nasty : " But then she said to me, nuh-uh, thats the reverse stitch, its over then around then over AGAIN..."

NN : "BACK MONSTERS, ye shall not prevail this day, not while I stand vigilent!"

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I then proceeded to destroy the beast utterly with my mighty fire magics. Truly the ground shook with the ferocity of my attacks.

Later on, we headed off to Goldshire to seek greater adventure. Unfortunately, Nasty had forgotten to bring the griffon, so I had to flag us down a ride.

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We reached Goldshire without incident, where we hooked up with Nev. Here you can see the awkward silence that prevailed when we first met. It got more awkward when Nev started hitting on me. They're robes Nev, not a dress.

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To get over those uncomfortable first moments, we did what any group of men would do. Hit the pub. Yeesh, dwarven ale is strong stuff. Unfortunately, maybe a little too strong, Nasty got a couple of mugs in him, stood up on a table and challenged all comers to fight him! A night elf chick took him up on it.

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Even though he was entangled, it seemed like he had the upper hand.

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Holy crap, shes a bear! I knew she looked kinda funny, but we just thought she hadn't shaved in a while.

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Drunkenly shouting something about "Riding the Bull", Nasty attempted to leap onto the bear-girl.

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It didn't work out so well. Owned!

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I left Nev to sober up Nasty and went off to do quests. Later on I went to the mage trainer who taught me an awesome spell! (Checkout last line of chat dialogue)

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Best spell ever.

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I continued my adventuring, but eventually decided to give it a rest after I was ambushed by like 3 frikken bears, I shit you not, they kept going on about their porridge or something, I dunno, I was too busy running back to the saftey of town.

Here you can see the nice enchanted robes Nasty gave me. Hooray for hand-me-downs! Tomorrow night holds further adventures, and the awesome Polymoprph spell just around the corner.

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Damn you and your home internet connection! Man - it looks awesome!

Rest assured, I will despise you for a long time after reading about your adventures...

ps: Laughed my ass off at the 'saving nastymans life' bit :lool:
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