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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 10 2005, 09:40 AM (2,689 Views) | |
| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 09:40 AM Post #1 |
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I hate goodie-two-shoes moderation. Being rude and nasty to each other can be fun. So in the spirit of the old JWAZ: DO use a nickname. DO try to bypass the filter. DO spread the word that NWAZ is up and running. DON'T use your real name. DON'T name and abuse people who don't take part. DON'T start new threads. Too much space for little you? Click ADD REPLY button and scroll down for a more compressed board, with the last 10 posts, latest 1st. Bit like the old JWAZ. Thanks to Work Around for the tip! |
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| Richard Edward | Nov 10 2005, 09:46 AM Post #2 |
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IS that a snake in your hand, wnaker. |
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| Ex-JWAZer | Nov 10 2005, 09:49 AM Post #3 |
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Best Wishes for the new abuse zone and all who f**k in her |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 09:50 AM Post #4 |
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Do we have any dickheads in here yet? |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 09:52 AM Post #5 |
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Can I call you Dick Ed?
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| Guest | Nov 10 2005, 09:54 AM Post #6 |
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Thats the general idea...........shergar |
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| Slushnut and ex-JWAZer | Nov 10 2005, 09:58 AM Post #7 |
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Yes but I'm more of a slushut |
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| A. Twat | Nov 10 2005, 10:04 AM Post #8 |
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Goodness! could this work? |
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| Out Tray | Nov 10 2005, 10:05 AM Post #9 |
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We've had more than our fair share of crap from the Pee Gees. The lead singer crows on endlessly about injustices to him, or his fellow ex-pat developers and landlords. Then they shout 'libel'. Or they threaten. Or they gang up. JWAZ had humour. Those ....ers haven't got a ....ing joke in their vocabulary. All they've got are bank accounts and agendas. |
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| A. Twat | Nov 10 2005, 10:08 AM Post #10 |
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Tim Brown? :ph43r: |
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| Ronald McDonald | Nov 10 2005, 10:08 AM Post #11 |
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Jef. Are you there? |
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| The Duchess of York | Nov 10 2005, 10:10 AM Post #12 |
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It's a fat lot of use asking that question, isn't it? Is someone going to invite the old tosser into this zone, because if they don't this is a complete waste of space. |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 10:11 AM Post #13 |
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Foxy! |
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| blow in the snow | Nov 10 2005, 10:12 AM Post #14 |
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Before any ex controversial JWAZer considers risque posts here it may be wise to find out more about snakehands asl, agenda etc. |
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| bystander | Nov 10 2005, 10:17 AM Post #15 |
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Yep we are back My QC is along shortly :ph43r: |
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| UNcle Q | Nov 10 2005, 10:19 AM Post #16 |
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Ello Nephew |
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| Bob Monkchalet's maggot-infe | Nov 10 2005, 10:21 AM Post #17 |
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I'd like to wish this new venture every success. Providing that a spirit of bonhomie and goodwill prevail, I think it has every chance of being the world's leading ski forum. Jef Wickes is commonly acknowledged to be the World's Greatest Skier and obviously his presence here would stamp our proceedings with the necessary level of authority. It would also be excellent to see an exchange of good-humoured repartee between Masque et 2 Fingers, as part of their pre-trial preparations. Should this zone take off there is every chance that I will lift the lid (of this coffin) and explain the real cause of my death, and that of Princess Diana. |
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| Bob Monkchalet's corpse | Nov 10 2005, 10:22 AM Post #18 |
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I don't know who the stupid phucqer is who designed this software, but it did not permit me to enter my full title. Would someone kindly see to the necessary adjustments? |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 10:24 AM Post #19 |
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Hello David. :rolleyes: |
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| ....sted corpse | Nov 10 2005, 10:24 AM Post #20 |
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Lookit that - already we've got Bob's remains spinning in the grave but with his username savagely chopped |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 10:25 AM Post #21 |
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I'll see what can be done. |
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| WTFH | Nov 10 2005, 11:40 AM Post #22 |
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Twasn't me! |
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| a huge flan of Jef Wickes | Nov 10 2005, 12:13 PM Post #23 |
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It wasn't me either. |
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| Miss Whiplash | Nov 10 2005, 12:32 PM Post #24 |
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I can think of several D!ckheads who need correction and enlightenment, right now, for simply being right up my nose. This is just the place. |
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| man with a grudge | Nov 10 2005, 01:24 PM Post #25 |
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it's back....i'm happy.
Flame suit on.
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| Camelman | Nov 10 2005, 01:31 PM Post #26 |
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snakehands to describe your revised 1st post, words fail me. Exactly what's wanted. Since I cannot abuse you and your fine young web site, I'll just indulge in a little self-abuse
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| Guest | Nov 10 2005, 01:38 PM Post #27 |
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use camel spit to reduce the friction. |
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| a huge flan of Jef Wickes | Nov 10 2005, 01:40 PM Post #28 |
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I've been a big flan of Jef Wickes for several years now. You couldn't make him up. I assume he exists. If he doesn't exist there's someone out there who loves using the name Jef Wickes for some reason. He once went skiing with a bunch of JWAZers - the only real JWAZ official abuse tour - which ended up in a carpark in Hintertux. Everyone fell out with everyone else, and two of them were never seen again. Wickes has left the catering profession, which is a big let-down for his many flans. I've tried to persuade him to take up cooking again (he once exploded a pizza in a microwave oven) because he is a master chef. Working for McDonald's did him no justice it all, but at least it gave him some sort of status (Deputy Assistant Milkshake Operative). He's now in IT, so don't let the bastard anywhere near your computer. |
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| geek | Nov 10 2005, 01:44 PM Post #29 |
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What will happen if I press this bu |
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| Lederhosen | Nov 10 2005, 01:45 PM Post #30 |
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MonkChalet, I liked you better when you were phucking dead. Where's Jef? |
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| Rabid Plonker's Guide Dog | Nov 10 2005, 01:46 PM Post #31 |
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The Boss is a bit busy looking for a new job or 6 but he asked me to come and lift my leg on this new site. Your very own 1st patch of yellow snow. |
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| Pedantic Phucker | Nov 10 2005, 01:51 PM Post #32 |
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What bloody time is your server on, snakehands. Looks like GMT -1. Living in the bleeding past are we??? |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 02:04 PM Post #33 |
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My server is on GMT. What you on, PMT? |
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| Pedantic Phucker | Nov 10 2005, 02:12 PM Post #34 |
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OK cracked it. Frigging brain dead. SNAFU |
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| Is somebody going to sort out | Nov 10 2005, 02:46 PM Post #35 |
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the waste of space in here? It's like reading a Christmas cracker joke in the middle of a bog roll - except it's less funny. Who came up with this crap? JWAZ was more advanced 5 years ago - fucking state-of-the-art it was. Nothing was too good for Jef Wickes. Money was no object. This shite is is like trying to find a fucking tea bag in the middle of a glacier. |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 02:54 PM Post #36 |
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Two things: 1. It works 2. It's better than nothing. 3. Shut up. Okay, that's three things. |
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| The Observer | Nov 10 2005, 02:56 PM Post #37 |
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The fat fake swiss tosser is cracking jokes on the Bring back WTFH thread on D!ckheads. Now that is abuse. The @rsehole really should be over here, where I could lay into him. |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 03:01 PM Post #38 |
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Agreed. All fat tossers should be where you can lay them....into them...whatever. |
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| snake charmer | Nov 10 2005, 03:40 PM Post #39 |
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What do you mean "It works"? It clearly doesn't work. There's about 5 postings on a page. JWAZ had 50 postings on a page, and you could read them without going mental. Getcha fucking act together before Jef Wickes finds this place. He'll go ballistic. |
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| Pig in shit | Nov 10 2005, 03:44 PM Post #40 |
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It works for me. Never liked the old format anyway. This is much better. I'm glad they closed the other one now. |
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| Doubting Thomas | Nov 10 2005, 03:46 PM Post #41 |
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Don't really want to refer to dickheads but until this place gets up to steam in it's own right you might like to know there's an under-bridge-dweller there says he's been stripped from NWAZ membership. Bloody hell that was quick. Almost as quick as him telling the world about NWAZ. And over a PM not a post. The NWAZ mower must be set a bit low. Now I think he's lying 'cos there are precious few members and the list looks the just same as it did before the troll says he's been X'd. But who'd want the tosser as a member anyway. |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 03:46 PM Post #42 |
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Clearly it works if a kunt like you can post. |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 03:52 PM Post #43 |
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The whole idea is that you don't have to register and you don't use your real name. So when I had some d!ckhead doing both of the afore mentioned I felt I had to give him the chop. |
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| The Observer | Nov 10 2005, 03:53 PM Post #44 |
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The fat fake swiss git has posted an "oh so funny" entry in a thread called Don't You Wish..... Well I wish that you would test the exploding toilet by sticking your head down it. |
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| First Flush | Nov 10 2005, 04:13 PM Post #45 |
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The Observer, D!ckheads is a toilet and anyone using it has their butt ugly heads firmly placed in the U bend. :ph43r: |
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| True Git | Nov 10 2005, 04:21 PM Post #46 |
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I won't have that, sir! Snowheads is NOT a toilet, it's more a bidet, if you know what I mean.
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| Well Oil Beef Hooked | Nov 10 2005, 05:07 PM Post #47 |
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'ello 'ello what have we got 'ere then. Call yourself an abuse zone....... i've seen worse in a girls playground........ bunch of phuckin poofs |
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| I'm free | Nov 10 2005, 05:19 PM Post #48 |
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I bet you are a girl, too. A girl with a cock. Fancy a drink? |
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| Guest | Nov 10 2005, 05:22 PM Post #49 |
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NWAZ EOSB will be held in a valley, a good hour way from any proper snow. |
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| St Morris Borg | Nov 10 2005, 05:37 PM Post #50 |
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Somewhere near Milton Keynes? Cause I know there will be snow there at the end of the season, and there's plenty of two-faced wankers around... |
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| Filter test | Nov 10 2005, 05:40 PM Post #51 |
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baastard can't pig liar fat blair pen is ise mysnowsports waners |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 08:09 PM Post #52 |
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tum ti tum ti tum. |
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| Filter tips | Nov 10 2005, 08:46 PM Post #53 |
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So, there's no filter, but snake boy will go in and moderate any rude words? cnut. |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 08:54 PM Post #54 |
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Your 'clever' use of words were actually against the spirit of this place, in that you were naming and being nasty to someone whose reputation could have been unfairly damaged. So I did a little edit to remove the harm. When you get over puberty you'll understand. |
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| snakehands | Nov 10 2005, 08:59 PM Post #55 |
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Filter tips, while I remember, I was talking to some industry people who know you the other night. Well, between you and me, they (and it seems everyone else they know) think you're a cont. |
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| Richard Edward | Nov 10 2005, 09:00 PM Post #56 |
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Oh 53 posts and NWAZ is the chuffin dogs bollux. what a bunch of r swipes we are |
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| Dave B | Nov 10 2005, 09:23 PM Post #57 |
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| Camelman | Nov 11 2005, 05:46 AM Post #58 |
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Page breaks either gone or > 56. Good. Any chance of inverting the order of posts so by default the newest is at the top like JWAZ used to be ???? It's a pain scrolling all the way down just to find 'tits'. The ascending order / descending order thingee doesn't work for me with Firefox. Is it OK for the IE bunch ?? |
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| Camelman | Nov 11 2005, 06:01 AM Post #59 |
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Wicked up IE for a shuf and that's just the same. FUBAR. I take it NWAZ is a work in progress. Somethings up with smilies too. Could be good when it settles down..... |
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| snakehands | Nov 11 2005, 08:05 AM Post #60 |
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Seems to be a bug. I will contact support. |
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| Bystanding | Nov 11 2005, 08:07 AM Post #61 |
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ADMIN Well done for setting this up so quickly. Please could we have a direct link from Snowheads. also Could you make the newst posts button work on here. |
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| BIStanding | Nov 11 2005, 08:09 AM Post #62 |
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Admin Ignore my previous post its all bollocks. Wheres the delete button! |
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| bystandong | Nov 11 2005, 08:12 AM Post #63 |
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B*********DS from If you want a last minute rip off have even removed the last message from JWAZZ '''''''TWATS |
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| bystander | Nov 11 2005, 08:50 AM Post #64 |
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EVE rest welcome to :ph43r: B******cks |
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| Lederhosen | Nov 11 2005, 11:41 AM Post #65 |
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My Avator is very fetching (well it was yesterday), why the phuck isn't it working? |
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| Jammy Oliver | Nov 11 2005, 12:48 PM Post #66 |
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Anyone care for some lamb? |
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| Lamb Chop | Nov 11 2005, 12:50 PM Post #67 |
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No he didn't either slit the poor phucker's throat. B@stard! |
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| Mint Sauce | Nov 11 2005, 02:31 PM Post #68 |
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Mmmmm. Tasty |
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| Poor Substitute for Jef | Nov 11 2005, 02:36 PM Post #69 |
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Have a nice weekend, boys and girls |
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At least you could have put "Boys et Girls" stupid phucker! |
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| Dumb & Dumber | Nov 11 2005, 03:19 PM Post #71 |
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Sherlock Chalets & Poor Substitute for Jef, Pair of stupid phuckers that's what I say. But then I'm just a stupid person who is trying to figure this sh!te out by hassling people with dumb PM Q's. I now have some of my answers - thanks to u pair of @rseholes. Have a good weekend too, you pair of w@nkers. |
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| JW | Nov 11 2005, 04:03 PM Post #72 |
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Oarse!!! |
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| Guest | Nov 11 2005, 07:15 PM Post #73 |
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any girls on here who own a stunt kit? |
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| bystander | Nov 12 2005, 06:10 PM Post #74 |
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Like a morgue in here, makes the skum gb site forum look busy |
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| Guest | Nov 12 2005, 11:04 PM Post #75 |
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Good to see they have an internet in your local public toilet you forcking gay cant. |
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| Ted | Nov 12 2005, 11:06 PM Post #76 |
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bistander, is my spunk still dripping out your gay ares? |
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| Rubber Duck | Nov 13 2005, 05:02 AM Post #77 |
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Sadly I can confirm the death of Ginger. The one with the 'tash and Acting Leader of the Bath Party. Hell the bugger had been in so long he looked like a white prune. What's said in the tub stays in the tub. |
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| Work Around | Nov 13 2005, 06:52 AM Post #78 |
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Pending any code adjustments, on the 1st page just hit the reply button. Wait a bit then scroll down and you get the last 10 posts, latest 1st, without acres of wasted space and smiley free. Bit like the old JWAZ. Fine way to use this crock of sh1t at quiet times. |
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| bystander | Nov 13 2005, 09:26 AM Post #79 |
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Getting there, shame the quality of the abuse is stagnant |
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| Camelman | Nov 13 2005, 09:38 AM Post #80 |
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bystander it's exactly like JWAZ in one respect. Quiet as a frigging graveyard at weekends.
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'Magic links' don't work but BB code does. Better than JWAZ for wakners like me what can't do html. Can you do this? |
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| bystander | Nov 13 2005, 07:39 PM Post #82 |
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No abuse to spare at weekends, Obviously
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| Ex-Prat | Nov 13 2005, 11:31 PM Post #83 |
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Poor wittle sausage. :lol: |
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| bystander | Nov 14 2005, 10:00 PM Post #84 |
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| Ex-Prat | Nov 14 2005, 10:07 PM Post #85 |
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What d!ckhead is that then? Please feel free to give us a fecking clue. |
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| JohnBquick | Nov 15 2005, 01:11 PM Post #86 |
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Probably you, @rsehole :ph43r: |
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| Oh Johnny Boy, the pipes.... | Nov 15 2005, 03:27 PM Post #87 |
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Kiss off, you mettle, woman bleating, clock sucker! |
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Sad to see the real JWAZ has been closed down, and I don't think it can be recreated. However I would just like to point out to the misinformed tw@t who wrote the above that the tour ended in a car park in Zell am Ziller (not Tux, that was Saturday), Jef is very real, there were 6 of us, and we didn't all fall out. We may not have skied together again but that doesn't mean we didn't stay in touch.....having said that we agreed that what happened on the tour stayed on the tour! JWAZ was an anarchic place allowed to survive as 299036 so long as we didn't hijack the numerous other polls (not that we always managed that but Suz was pretty lenient with us) - it was founded on wit and clever banter, sadly missing for the last couple of years as the site became over run by foul mouthed yobs who failed to understand the difference between abuse and obscenity, and they certainly can't spell - Blader would have a field day with the sad specimens who think they are up to the task these days. RIP JWAZ - rest in peace with Biscuits, the famous farting dog. Ice |
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ICE - any danger of you tipping Jef off about the existence of this place?? Might not be the same as JWAZ yet but it's all we've got. |
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| Camelman | Nov 17 2005, 11:36 AM Post #92 |
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God it's quiet on here. How many peeps were actually posting on JWAZ near the end ? I reckon not that many - - - with multiple usernames - - - and a lot of them were also dickheads who have been tipped off about this site. So where the FCUK is everybody ????????? |
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Good question camelman, other places are as quiet or quieter! Maybe the threats of legal action and Qc's and court cases has scared everyone off! |
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| Ghost of Jef's farting Dog | Nov 18 2005, 05:08 PM Post #94 |
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Good point well made Bystander - just point the finger of blame at the two grumpy old men who made a very late appearance on JWAZ anywayand rarely added much of interest except the odd graphic from the jef lynne lookalike. :angry: |
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| Blader, probably never returning | Nov 19 2005, 07:02 AM Post #95 |
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Administrators, ranks and such shit? This will never be like IYS. This site, and its moderator, can suck my skis after I've traversed through monkey vomit and 13' French piste-site dumps. |
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| Guest | Nov 19 2005, 01:12 PM Post #96 |
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| snakehands | Nov 19 2005, 07:59 PM Post #97 |
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The sight of you skiing would surely make any simian regurgitate its last meal. How are Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters? It seems you know them better than most! |
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| bystander | Nov 20 2005, 10:07 AM Post #98 |
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Yeah, well...he's a mother forking clock sucker and no mastake |
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| Guest | Nov 22 2005, 08:27 AM Post #100 |
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where's the mentle d!ckHead? |
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