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| Sceptre | Jun 20 2008, 06:52 AM Post #1 |
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Fear the Wrath Of The Wolves.
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This is something i just got sent through my email. AL QAIDA OFFICE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN CAVE 7422, TORA BORA, AFGANISTAN ------------------------------------------------------------------ To all Jihadists, Subject: The Cave (do not distribute outside the Organization) Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we continue to fight the infidels in this New Year, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation (a health and safety issue), so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning - Rota .. have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster). Second, it's not often I make a video address. But when I do, I'm trying to scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'wassup' thing. Thanks. Third - food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently. I clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration - that's all I'm saying. Fourth, I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ozzy, ozzy, ozzy, oi, oi, oi" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. Fifth - graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA FUCKS DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall - it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain. Sixth, the use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam - the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future (with donkeys, there is a grey area). Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave. Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. PS - I'm sick of having "Osama Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore. hope you enjoy, Skippy |
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| Thar | Jun 20 2008, 07:39 AM Post #2 |
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Mr. van den Boom
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Haha good one.
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| seprahim | Jun 20 2008, 11:14 AM Post #3 |
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Stealer of panties and flinger of poop
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funny:D |
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| Gilaras | Jun 20 2008, 07:21 PM Post #4 |
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*reports Ossy to the CIA* |
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| Gruntt | Jun 21 2008, 09:11 AM Post #5 |
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL good one Skippy |
| still ... fighting ... these ... ZERGs ... (Add C14-Rifle Sounds)!!! | |
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| Sluggy | Jun 21 2008, 11:14 AM Post #6 |
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haha great stuff |
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| seprahim | Jun 21 2008, 12:10 PM Post #7 |
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Stealer of panties and flinger of poop
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theres this audio thing too, of an FBI agent phoning the taliban and asking them to hand over osama when they refuse they start spamming them.. lets see if i have it somewhere still... stay tuned ![]() here it is |
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| Necroville | Jun 21 2008, 04:20 PM Post #8 |
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Reminds me on something else i seen on YT I Keel You made me chuckle |
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| seprahim | Jun 22 2008, 12:43 AM Post #9 |
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brilliant.. just brilliant |
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