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The Truth
Topic Started: Dec 6 2006, 07:52 PM (96 Views)
Gerry
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The Hair Dryer
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked
the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is well
over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there
anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes
perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will
not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare."
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do
you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father.
Next please."
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