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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 2 2005, 08:13 PM (2,333 Views) | |
fnesr
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Nov 24 2005, 11:36 AM Post #31 |
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....Beeracuda....
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*Please keep the jokes to a PG rating. There was a warning posted earlier in the thread about doing so. If I have to delete another one I will be locking this thread. |
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RJ_Archer
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Nov 24 2005, 01:26 PM Post #32 |
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sorry i didnt meen to be rude fnesr
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grokz
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Nov 24 2005, 05:02 PM Post #33 |
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come on guys pull your heads in there are plenty of good jokes they all do not have to be rude :rolleyes: |
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bundy
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Nov 24 2005, 05:12 PM Post #34 |
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that's where you are wrong :lol: |
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fnesr
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Nov 24 2005, 06:33 PM Post #35 |
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....Beeracuda....
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That's cool man just try and keep "em suitable for anyone ;). |
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DiRtY_SoUtH
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Nov 26 2005, 04:45 PM Post #36 |
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how can you tell if a blonde has been on a computer theres whiteout on the screen |
| A fish walks into a bar.... The bartender says "What can i get you?" the fish replys "WATER!!!!!" | |
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Gump
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Nov 26 2005, 06:12 PM Post #37 |
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hahahahahah roflmao
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cmc1
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Dec 1 2005, 06:17 PM Post #38 |
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Just a few question and answer jokes Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A: A stick. Q: How is a lawyer different from a hooker? A: There are some things a hooker just won't do. Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the sockets go with the house. Q: What's Black and Brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman. Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK! Q: What do you call a lawyer skydiving? A: A skeet. Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S. Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: "Honey, I'm home." Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it? Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself. Q: How does every ethnic joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. |
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grokz
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Dec 1 2005, 06:31 PM Post #39 |
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i take it that you dont like lawyers...lol
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bundy
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Dec 8 2005, 03:13 PM Post #40 |
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Why do women call it PMS? Mad Cow disease was taken :lol: |
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callen
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Dec 25 2005, 12:45 AM Post #41 |
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James Bond's Special Watch James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast." |
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CrazyFChick
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Dec 28 2005, 03:56 PM Post #42 |
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Bwahahahaha!! Callen that's a brilliant joke! LOL |
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bundy
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Dec 28 2005, 11:50 PM Post #43 |
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hahahaha that is a good one callen :lol: |
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Jaynee
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Dec 30 2005, 08:42 AM Post #44 |
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That's clever Callen!! Very funny..
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heech
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Mar 28 2006, 06:41 AM Post #45 |
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How can you tell if a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. |
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That's clever Callen!! Very funny.. 
12:12 AM Jul 12