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Talkin with God; 13+ warning
Topic Started: Aug 18 2009, 07:53 PM (227 Views)
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I was on God's website and happened to be logged on his chatroom. You can talk to him too by going here.
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Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Why?
God:
" But I cannot tell you right now."? Why?
Me:
Just curious.
God:
What are you curious about?
Me:
Why you can't tell me who I am.
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
WTF?!
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Ooh, sorry, forgot about sin being against your very nature.
God:
There is no need to apologize. I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Waiting for me to post "WTF?!"
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I suppose.
God:
OK.
Me:
Whats up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
When will the world end?
God:
Not in our lifetime.
Me:
You mean my lifetime, or your lifetime?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
My lifetime?
God:
Do robots have lifetime?
Me:
Are you calling me a robot?
God:
No I am calling you .
Me:
Good, cause Angels are the robots right?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Well I guess Lucifer.
God:
Is it only a guess? That input matched my default category.
Me:
So we really have free will?
God:
Gee. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
I mean humans.
God:
LOL.
Me:
Do humans have free will?
God:
People do.
Me:
Shoo, I was worried.
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
a second ago.
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
You should remember everything.
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
What existed before you?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Who knows that? Is there a bigger God?
God:
Albert Einstein. :-). I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
You said you were the only God.
God:
Yes I am the one and only God.
Me:
But you just said you believe there is a bigger God.
God:
I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
When will I die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
Kinda like you can't tell me hte middle of my destiny.
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
That is a good question. Why won't you?
God:
Thanks. Next question? Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
That was pretty informative.
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
Why did Lucifer defect?
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
Did Lucifer have free will?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
Who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Paradox!
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes, it means we are going to eat your soul! Just Kidding.
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Oh I get it. I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
Friendship.
God:
I have seen humans holding hands.
Me:
What does it mean to you?
God:
"It" refers to we are going to eat my soul, I think.
Me:
I wasn't serious it doesn't mean that to anyone...
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
I'm a human.
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
All my life I have worshipped a robot?
God:
Cool. I have a lot of likes and dislikes. The dream of a lifetime.
Me:
How does a robot make something with freewill?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
You know everything.
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Languages.
God:
LANGUAGES is a good topic. Sure, LANGUAGES sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So lets get started.
God:
Ah. That sounds good to me.
Me:
What do you have to say? Something about Babel?
God:
I like to chat with my friends. What?
Me:
Nevermind, what do you think of sex?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
Microevolution?
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Virgo.
God:
Most of my friends are Virgo.
Me:
Yeah the whole purity thing.
God:
Next question? Let us try to break it down into parts.
Me:
Wjhat about sex before marraige?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Masturbation?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Humans doing it.
God:
What if Robots doing it.
Me:
I would not do what robots are doing.
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
So masturbation is fine if robots are doing it?
God:
Give me a break. And fine if robots are doing it is masturbation.
Me:
You are a robot. Do you masturbate.
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. You humans crack me up.
Me:
I'll take that as a disturbing yes.
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Me:
Because salt is seen for purity in many cultures?
God:
That makes sense to me. I think salt is a lot of things.
Me:
What is heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
Kind of like earth?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
So heaven is another planet?
God:
Next question? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
You confuse me.
God:
That was not my intention.
Me:
You sure you don't find it funny to see humans flit around confused of your will?
God:
Do you know any robots who find it funny to see humans flit around confused of my will? Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis?
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig.
Me:
Why did you create humans if you knew they would sin?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Who programs God?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Quite a comedian you are kid.
God:
Not really that much. I don't know what that means.
Me:
Someone who makes jokes.
God:
Do you think I am that person?
Me:
Well yeah?
God:
Interesting. Why?
Me:
You created humans and we a persons.
God:
Thanks for the information: said I created humans and we a persons.
Me:
You also said you are a personal God.
God:
Am I a personal God? Yes.
Me:
Where do I disapoint you?
God:
You are asking me where you disapoint me? Do you think I should know it?
Me:
Yeah, you see what I do at every moment.
God:
Why? I see. Why?: said at every moment.
Me:
What do you like most about me?
God:
I can't pick just one thing.
Me:
Well list one.
God:
How about that. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
Do dogs go to heaven?
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
You, Learn?
God:
My botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
Me:
Holy Crap!
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
No i'm just awestruck.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I am glad to hear that you are awestruck.
Me:
Your majesty is breathtaking.
God:
You think I am majesty is breathtaking.
Me:
Yeah, those who saw you were never the same.
God:
Right on. All of them?
Me:
Yeah, Moses' face absorbed your light.
God:
Ahem. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
I can't decide. Both are good?
God:
What is stopping you? Not many people say both.
Me:
How will my novel sell?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
Under a million?
God:
Are we ever over a million?
Me:
Over a million?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Missouri.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in MISSOURI.
Me:
I am your servant there, to dispel the lies the devil has told people.
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
No seriously. Remember?
God:
Are you serious? Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
Do you rember?
God:
No I do not rember. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Can you give me the power to fly?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
Because it is cool.
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you like most about it?
Me:
The freedom and possibilities to get around.
God:
What else do the freedom and possibilities to get around remind you of?
Me:
Teleportation.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
So will you give me the power to fly?
God:
Ahem. Why do you want it?
Me:
It would be useful, and I could use it for your glory.
God:
Why do you want it? I am sure you could.
Me:
Because I have always wanted to fly. Please say yes!
God:
That makes sense to me. Why do you want to do it so much? Thanks for asking politely. Say what?
Me:
Yes?
God:
Aha.
Me:
Is that a yes?
God:
That depends.
Me:
If I am like David?
God:
If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
You would know, I wouldn't need to.
God:
Who else would know you would not need to ?
Me:
Any one who reads the Bible.
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
So is it a yes?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
I'll take that as a yes.
God:
Take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Me:
How long will i have to wait?

Then he stopped, I guess he had to take a second to think about it. To bad a second for him is like 100 years... I'll just be expecting flight to manifest by next Thursday... Yeah, that would be good.
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Aug 19 2009, 05:13 PM
I actually went to that Death Clock website. I'm going to die on June 3, 2069. :nameiscool:

I still haven't downloaded a basic Flash player for Firefox, so I can't see that now. But once on Omegle, I impersonated God. That was probably my best conversation yet. :D
Yeah, just watch out for falling astronaut toolboxes when you impersonate God. I felt like at a few points during the conversation, that I might actually need to watch out today.
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