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The curious F-zero GX 'official lyrics' inconsistency
Here are the 'official' lyrics for the theme of Princia in F-Zero GX.

Quote:
 
Breathe to me
All I've got
Enchanted enough for you to be
Lost with me, (Lost with me)
Hypnotized,
Illusions crossing through your mind
If you don't think you can handle what you see,
Better be ready to run for cover
If you might think this is fantasy land,
Move my way
I will cast a spell on you
You're scared of the dark;
Walk through the night
Give me your hand and let me take you through the night
You're scared of the dark;
Walk through the streets
Give me your hand and I'll hold on to the things you find.


Here are the real lyrics
Quote:
 
Breathe to me
All I've got
Enchanted enough for you to be
Lost with me, (Lost with me)
Hypnotized,
Illusions passing through your mind
If you don't think you can handle what you see,
Better be ready to run for cover
If you might think this is fantasy land,
Move my way
I will cast a spell on you
You're scared of the dark;
Walk through the night
Give me your hand and let me please you through the night
You're scared of the dark;
Run through the streets
Give me your hand and I'll hold on to the things you find I will come and read your mind.


You can listen to the song here; and watch the softcore, sexual, video here.
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The question is why lie about the lyrics? The game was rated T, none of that is more explicit than what makes it into some PG rated programing. Please tell me what you hear, I hear a clear 'please you through the night'. (I can only imagine what that entails, judging by the video. Not that I think any man would object if he found himself in this video game.)
Also more curious is why was passing replaced with crossing, why the verb confusion. Plus reading your mind isn't really sexual, except for the last line.

Glory of Heracles
Final Judgment

Graphics 6/10
Pretty much what I have said stands pretty much the same, but I feel I gave it too much befit of the doubt. There is an option that will make the camera automatically rotate to let you in buildings I didn't know about though. I also feel this game would have looked better and been ideal on the 3DS.

Music 7/10
The music isn't that great, but it isn't terrible; Ironically the best part of the music is the main character playing a flute badly and then well. If only the whole game was played on a flute.

Gameplay 6-9/10
What I said about the battles taking forever as well as the miserly amounts of MP change later on. MP becomes plentiful enough only physical focused characters will often run low. After getting my dark mage, I used her alone to heal after battles never running out of MP. Most battles also will take much less longer later on, and they don't occur as often; even using drugs to attract monsters wasn't too terrible. Boss battles do remain fairly quick however, for example while trying to take all of the final boss's extremities down, I killed him accidentally. Your characters also can take a punch much better later on. I also forgot to mention there are statues that you must find and worship under to learn spells and abilities. Towns are pretty boring and repetitive though. I think luck may tie into your chances of running from enemies, because I never lost luck and could run from very strong enemies consistently. Puzzles are pretty simple as well, at least until one of the last dungeons that has four areas per map and winding paths you must change to move between those areas.
Later on, there are also many secret areas on the world map which are fun to find despite being pretty easy to guess at their location. (Hmm... Random peninsula, I bet there is a secret area!)
There is literally no going back to previous areas. Even after Heracles can summon a flying Chariot named Pegasus, it is used simply to tie up some 'troublesome' plot threads. You cannot fly back to anywhere you have been before.

Story 3/10
You may be wondering why this went down... They raped the story later on, and starting gunning to piss the player off.
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