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Stop Buying EA Games; Because they are lying, cheating, thieving bastards.
Topic Started: Dec 6 2011, 03:44 AM (4,031 Views)
-Luffy Foxtrot-
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All of EA's stupidity with this news aside, I can't help but feel that having that as a job would be nothing but a barrel of fun xD
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EA is voted the worst company in America, beating out the Bank of America.

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Whether it's on a console, a PC, a smartphone or tablet, hundreds of millions of people play video games every day. Yet most mainstream media covers the industry the same way it treats adult dodge ball leagues and cat fashion shows (both noble ventures, but neither of them multi-billion dollar industries). And the only time you hear legislators discuss video games is when some politician decries them as the death knell for all things righteous in the world (hint: they're not). Now, after years of being ignored and relegated to steerage, game-players have voted to send a message to Electronic Arts and the gaming business as a whole: Stop treating your loyal customers like crap.

While this in of itself is hardly surprising, EA's amazingly retarded (read: hilarious) PR response barely an hour later just takes the fucking cake.

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Usually when we announce the winner of the annual Worst Company In America tournament, the victor chooses to quietly reflect on their triumph rather than make a public comment. But not this year's champ, Electronic Arts, which has responded to being voted the WCIA winner by hinting that it's not as bad as other companies.

In a statement to Kotaku.com, an EA rep says:

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We're sure that British Petroleum, AIG, Philip Morris, and Halliburton are all relieved they weren't nominated this year. We're going to continue making award-winning games and services played by more than 300 million people worldwide.


Perhaps three out of four of those companies weren't nominated this year because they've already won. BP took home the Golden Poo last year. AIG won in 2009, and Halliburton was crowned the champ back in our first ever tournament in 2006.
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*slow clap*

Just keep digging yourselves into that humongous hole, you dumb shits.
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Psycho Werekitsune
Apr 5 2012, 06:06 PM
*slow clap*

Just keep digging yourselves into that humongous hole, you dumb shits.
...? You say that like there's some sort of inevitable justice in the world :P. We (the people) seem to have spoken quite clearly on the matter; We don't give a shit.

Yet.

The only justice heading EAs way is the same for everyone else - the eventual destruction of the natural world as we know it. Don't get me wrong, that's fantastic, I just wish I could be assured that all the EA fat cats were going to thier own special hell (where you can't go to the bathroom unless you buy the day-one DLC) with the rest of the broken few who run* things around here.

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Hex: Yes, you've read the book, you've seen the film - now avoid the game like the plague lest your memory of Harry Potter's epic conclusion be tainted by what can only be described as a short, half-arsed cover-shooter that's boring beyond belief.

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It's gratification that we know eventually something bad will happen to them, Hammy.
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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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Apr 5 2012, 06:35 PM
(where you can't go to the bathroom unless you buy the day-one DLC)
No no no, stop it. You're doing it all wrong.

You're supposed to buy the online pass first!

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EA, in damage control for receiving the "worst company in America" award, have released several press statements and interviews where they claim they only won it due to homophobia (since sheppard can now be gay in me3). The image below also mentions that EA is now known to hire people to hype up their games on reddit and 4chan, and also to troll posts detracting from their games in an attempt to derail them.

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So pretty much that one guy coming out and saying he did this for EA was true.
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Seems that way. Geeze, just when you think EA hit rock bottom, you find out they dug another mile-deep shaft filled with shit.
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[7:28:01 PM] Ahmad Shakir: Everyone just looks like they got more streamers and cool hair
[7:28:16 PM] That Darn Drill Tank: Mega Ampharos looks FABULOUS
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Apr 6 2012, 07:00 PM
Seems that way. Geeze, just when you think EA hit rock bottom, you find out they dug another mile-deep shaft filled with shit.
You thought EA had already hit rock bottom? Shit, this is only the stuff we know about :P
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To be fair the "Worst Company" award is an internet poll, and thus not really something you should be taking entirely seriously considering the odd priorities people on the internet tend to have.
Let's not forget that internet polls were responsible for Time magazine's awarding the creator of 4chan the Most Influential Person of 2008, simultaneously spelling out the words "mARBLECAKE. ALSO, THE GAME" with the following 21 people in the list of 100.

EA are clearly dicks but there is no way they should really have "beaten" Bank of America without internet interference.
Bank of America have destroyed lives, EA maybe make you regret making a luxury purchase >_>
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See, it should have been either Bank of America or AT&T, in my opinion. Doesn't discount the fact that EA is a wheelbarrow of dicks.
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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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Apr 7 2012, 04:50 AM
Aroxys
Apr 6 2012, 07:00 PM
Seems that way. Geeze, just when you think EA hit rock bottom, you find out they dug another mile-deep shaft filled with shit.
You thought EA had already hit rock bottom? Shit, this is only the stuff we know about :P
I know, I know. *waves hand dismissively*

It's just mind-boggling just how deep the shithole goes, is all.

As for Bank of America... Well, I kind of expect that and hope to hell that someone Akumetsus them.
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[7:28:16 PM] That Darn Drill Tank: Mega Ampharos looks FABULOUS
That Darn Drill Tank shot
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The fact that Monsanto hasn't been a nominee yet is extremely disappointing =\
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What the hell is Monsanto?
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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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