Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks

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Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks; Ubishafted
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-Arem-	May 8 2015, 10:34 PM Post #121
Fabulous Homosexual Posts: 6,262 Group: Elite Member #59 Joined: November 9, 2009	Ubisoft is to Assassin's Creed as Activision is to Call of Duty, don't you know?
	--- Quote: Blacklightning Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms. But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit. game - gun = gay game + gun = -gay game + gun + Arem = ??? Founder of #TeamArem


Sonia Chaud	May 12 2015, 07:17 PM Post #122
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Syndicate
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Kay G. Radley-	May 12 2015, 07:42 PM Post #123
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	YOU CLICKBAITIN' BASTARD D:



Psycho Werekitsune	May 12 2015, 08:09 PM Post #124
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Kay G. Radley May 12 2015, 07:42 PM YOU CLICKBAITIN' BASTARD D: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! You should've highlighted the link before clicking it. XD
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Psycho Werekitsune	May 13 2015, 03:40 PM Post #125
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	http://www.vg247.com/2015/05/13/assassins-creed-syndicate-special-editions-and-season-pass-announced/ Four special editions.
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Sonia Chaud	May 13 2015, 04:06 PM Post #126
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Psycho Werekitsune May 13 2015, 03:40 PM http://www.vg247.com/2015/05/13/assassins-creed-syndicate-special-editions-and-season-pass-announced/ Four special editions. What? No Iconic Hat?
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Blacklightning-	May 14 2015, 04:34 AM Post #127
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	That reminds me of the last special edition AssCreed my brother got. It was a replica of one of those hidden blade things but the glue on the blade failed and it shot out like a fucking MISSILE. Part of me wonders why the games themselves haven't done that yet because that's considerably more badass.



Psycho Werekitsune	May 14 2015, 06:11 PM Post #128
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	There's a gun attachment instead, with one bullet that needs to be reloaded. This was in 2, I think, so not sure if they improved on that later. Also, this is fucking hilarious.
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-Aroxys-	May 15 2015, 03:29 AM Post #129
GALACTUS Posts: 1,659 Group: Elite Member #63 Joined: November 9, 2009	I lost it at the "Look like a fucking wanker" edition.
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Sonia Chaud	Jun 17 2015, 09:26 PM Post #130
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Beyond Good and Evil 2? doesn't exist
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Blacklightning-	Jun 18 2015, 03:10 AM Post #131
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Let's face it, none of us had high hopes for Ubisoft anymore anyway. Edited by Blacklightning, Jun 18 2015, 03:11 AM.



-Havoc the Tenrec-	Jun 18 2015, 03:31 AM Post #132
Master Posts: 6,709 Group: Elite Member #83 Joined: September 10, 2010	They still had a great E3 showing though.
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Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 21 2015, 01:44 AM Post #133
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Australian rating confirms that ZombiU is getting ported to the One. This is in light of the rumors that said it was getting ported to both, the One and the PS4. I wonder who they'll blame this time when it doesn't sell.
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-Blacklightning-	Jun 21 2015, 10:10 AM Post #134
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Not that I found it a problem at the time, but even by WiiU standards ZombiU kinda looked a generation behind in the graphics department. I'm having a hard time imagining how it'll fare better on Xbone hardware beyond maybe a framerate increase. I am torn, though, on whether I want it to bomb because it's Ubisoft or whether I want it to pull through because it's one of the last few zombie games out there that doesn't play like a bog-standard shoot/slash 'em up. I like the idea of a game where zombies have an actual advantage in numbers and sheer durability, not one where people plough through huge crowds of them at a time like it's an afterthought.



Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 21 2015, 10:19 AM Post #135
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	I hate how the game's greatest gimmick is just going to be tossed in the trash. The gamepad features are what made ZombiU a unique experience and what would make a proper sequel. It's such a damn shame that Ubisoft is just pissing this all into the wind and letting it die just because they're too incompetent to develop a proper advertising campaign and put any effort into selling something that wasn't AC.
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