Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks

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Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks; Ubishafted
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Sonia Chaud	Nov 15 2014, 06:21 AM Post #106
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Doing better my ass
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Havoc the Tenrec-	Nov 16 2014, 11:15 PM Post #107
Master Posts: 6,709 Group: Elite Member #83 Joined: September 10, 2010	The reviews here are pretty positive all around. http://www.gamefaqs.com/ps4/795264-far-cry-4/critic
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-Blacklightning-	Nov 20 2014, 06:38 AM Post #108
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Remember when Ubisoft actually had QA? EDIT: Oh, and let's not forget: Edited by Blacklightning, Nov 20 2014, 06:48 AM.



Sonia Chaud	Dec 3 2014, 12:29 AM Post #109
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	The next AC is probably half done now.
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Kay G. Radley-	Dec 3 2014, 12:43 AM Post #110
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	...which, in Ubinese, means they're about 10% finished.



Sonia Chaud	Dec 17 2014, 05:43 PM Post #111
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHA
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Blacklightning-	Dec 18 2014, 08:54 AM Post #112
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Sigh... I should probably be shocked, but "patches literally as huge as the entire game" already seems to be standard for shit Xbone games, frankly. What does shock me, though, is that Ubisoft somehow managed to completely and spectacularly fuck up Tetris. TETRIS, of all games. There is frequent lagging, freezing and screen tearing on a game on current-gen hardware that has already worked perfectly ever since it was invented on motherfucking 8 bit platforms. How is that even humanly possible? How can you actually suck that badly at a game that exclusively renders dropping blocks without doing it on purpose? EDIT: AHAHAHAAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD IT'S THE SAME FUCKING FRIENDS LIST GLITCH FROM AC:UNITY THAT CAUSED IT I'M FUCKING CRYING Edited by Blacklightning, Dec 18 2014, 09:01 AM.



-Aroxys-	Dec 18 2014, 03:22 PM Post #113
GALACTUS Posts: 1,659 Group: Elite Member #63 Joined: November 9, 2009	Jesus Christ, that is the gaming Epic Fail to end all Epic Fails.
	Quote: [7:28:01 PM] Ahmad Shakir: Everyone just looks like they got more streamers and cool hair [7:28:16 PM] That Darn Drill Tank: Mega Ampharos looks FABULOUS That Darn Drill Tank shot


Psycho Werekitsune	Dec 21 2014, 11:54 PM Post #114
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Semi-related but, Patrice D�silets, former creative director on Assassin's Creed (he left halfway through Brotherhood, which explains A LOT) is working on a new game after he was booted out of the company for jack all.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


-Kay G. Radley-	Dec 22 2014, 08:36 AM Post #115
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	Hopefully, a Ninja's Creed.



Sonia Chaud	Jan 26 2015, 05:49 PM Post #116
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	LOL
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Jan 28 2015, 04:51 AM Post #117
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	GUYS THE KEYS WERE FRAUDULENT, WE WERE TOTALLY IN THE RIGHT! Fuck digital distribution sometimes.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


Psycho Werekitsune	Feb 11 2015, 12:36 AM Post #118
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	So remember back when Ubishaft said they were sitting on a completed Wii U game but were holding it hostage to see how well some of their crap performs on the console first? Turns out, that game is Know Your Friends a mediocre Wii Party ripoff.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


-Blacklightning-	May 8 2015, 03:58 AM Post #119
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	WHY WON'T THIS FRANCHISE JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY



Sonia Chaud	May 8 2015, 03:59 PM Post #120
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Blacklightning May 8 2015, 03:58 AM WHY WON'T THIS FRANCHISE JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY We've known this was coming since 2 weeks after the last one was released....
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


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