Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks

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Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks; Ubishafted
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Psycho Werekitsune	Sep 25 2014, 03:37 AM Post #76
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	LOLOLOL THEY DELETED THE TWEET! SEND MORE MIDDLE FINGERS!
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-Blacklightning-	Sep 25 2014, 04:04 AM Post #77
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Duuuuur, what's a damage control?



-Spade-	Sep 25 2014, 06:26 AM Post #78
Master Posts: 899 Group: Elite Member #61 Joined: November 9, 2009	I wonder what they'll fuck up next :\ @Psycho Was this what you wanted? Warning: 20 256x256 pics to load (incase it matters) Spoiler: click to toggle Edited by Spade, Sep 25 2014, 06:28 AM.



Sonia Chaud	Sep 25 2014, 07:15 AM Post #79
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	I hope it means they realized what a shit idea that is.
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Sep 25 2014, 09:08 AM Post #80
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	OH SHIT GUYS, MAYBE WE SHOULD FLIP BACK ON THAT SWITCH FOR THE WII U DLC AND GIVE THEM WHAT THEY DESERVE! NAH, BRO, JUST PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED, THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE.
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-Spade-	Sep 25 2014, 10:51 AM Post #81
Master Posts: 899 Group: Elite Member #61 Joined: November 9, 2009	SHOULD WE MAKE THE WII U VERSION LOOK BETTER THAN THE PS3 AND 360 VERSIONS? LOL THE FUCK?! YOU'RE CRAZY! DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL NEVER NOTICE.



Psycho Werekitsune	Sep 25 2014, 10:18 PM Post #82
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	BUT GUYS THEY ALREADY FOUND THE ORIGINAL E3 GRAPHICS IN THE CODE. SHOULDN'T WE JUST ADD THAT IN AND AT LEAST GIVE THE WII U CROWD A SLIGHTLY BETTER EXPERIENCE? LOLOLOLOL MAN YOU SHOULD TRY THIS NEW SHIT I'M SMOKING, IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. End of a fucking era; Ubisoft is now officially the Capcom of the West, if not worse. EA finally has some competition worthy of the golden poop.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


Sonia Chaud	Sep 25 2014, 10:32 PM Post #83
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Ubishaft won't even come close to EA unfortunately.
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Oct 7 2014, 01:08 AM Post #84
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Ubishaft, kindly pull that cock out of your mouth, I can't make out a word you're saying!
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


-Blacklightning-	Oct 7 2014, 05:19 AM Post #85
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	That must be why it's also coming to the 360 and PS3, both of which are weaker. Look, Ubisoft, you don't have to make stupid fucking excuses to avoid developing for Nintendo platforms. Why can't it be just as simple as saying you don't want to?



-Blacklightning-	Oct 15 2014, 03:37 AM Post #86
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	"We wanted the WiiU version to have the same experience as other platforms! Honest!" cuts all DLC



Psycho Werekitsune	Oct 15 2014, 09:13 AM Post #87
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Hey guys, Off-TV play and a map feature, we are so forward thinking! Those should be default features of every single Wii U game by now, they're no longer innovative or revolutionary. You fuckers took the laziest way out, when you could've had the Gamepad function as a fucking smart device that would've truly made this version unique to the rest. Fucking ZombiU did way more than this and it was a godamn launch game. Get the fuck out of here, there isn't even anyone left who genuinely wants to get this game anymore. I'm just waiting for the under the radar cancellation announcement ala Aliens: Colonial Marines.
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-Kay G. Radley-	Oct 21 2014, 03:43 AM Post #88
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	AKA: she's had enough of Ubisack's sexist bullshit



-Blacklightning-	Nov 2 2014, 04:53 AM Post #89
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Oh, Ninjas and Samurai have been done before, clearly that means we should never make a game in Feudal Japan. What? Of course resolution doesn't matter, obviously that's why we've been parading our games around with bullshots specifically to show off graphical fidelity we could never actually live up to.



Yol	Nov 2 2014, 04:55 AM Post #90
Disciple Posts: 66 Group: Peon Member #178 Joined: November 20, 2013	Why is Ubisoft so obsessed with making excuses all of a sudden? Their silence isn't going to be controversial.



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