Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks

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Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks; Ubishafted
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Sonia Chaud	Jun 24 2014, 04:11 PM Post #46
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Blacklightning Jun 24 2014, 06:34 AM OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHA I'M FYCKING CRYING DID THEY SERIOUSLY JUST ANNOUNCE A CHANCE OF PREORDER BONUSES JESUS CHRIST HOW AWFUL Yes. My favorite comment is "Can you win the chance to play as a woman?"
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 24 2014, 10:47 PM Post #47
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	The European EA is a pretty accurate moniker.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


Sonia Chaud	Jul 2 2014, 09:32 PM Post #48
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	You can have women but you can't play as them
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Kay G. Radley-	Jul 2 2014, 10:23 PM Post #49
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	CONFIRMED: Everyone working for Ubisoft is virgins



Psycho Werekitsune	Jul 9 2014, 01:58 AM Post #50
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Was going to post this in the Unity thread (yes we have one), buuuut... Quote: It looks like Ubisoft is completely content with releasing multiple Assassin�s Creed games every-single year. In a new interview with the Examiner, Ubisoft discusses how Assassin�s Creed Unity will be the start of a brand new cycle of games for the franchise. �It�s a new start, it�s a new narrative start. That is symbolized by a completely new context for the present day. You�ve seen a little bit of an evolution with Black Flag, [but] we�re not going to do the same thing. What we�re doing with Unity is really the beginning [of] this new cycle of Assassin�s Creed games. �Because it�s new, we can actually explain it properly because nobody is going to feel like it�s redundant. I would say that Assassin�s Creed Unity is the best entry point for the franchise since, [Assassin's Creed I],� I read that and all I could hear was "Chucklefuck chucklefuck chucklefun". Someone should do a comic about the videogame industry, with anthropomorphised versions of the companies as weird looking animals ala Pok�mon.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


-Kay G. Radley-	Jul 29 2014, 09:16 PM Post #51
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	A female character is added to Unity. Spoiler: click to toggle ...as a story character, a figurine, and a novel. The gameplay, itself, is still sausageville.



Sonia Chaud	Jul 29 2014, 09:31 PM Post #52
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	The more attention they bring to it the worse they'll look.
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Arem-	Aug 6 2014, 09:10 AM Post #53
Fabulous Homosexual Posts: 6,262 Group: Elite Member #59 Joined: November 9, 2009	One mainstream console Assassin's Creed release a year apparently isn't enough.
	--- Quote: Blacklightning Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms. But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit. game - gun = gay game + gun = -gay game + gun + Arem = ??? Founder of #TeamArem


-Havoc the Tenrec-	Aug 6 2014, 01:11 PM Post #54
Master Posts: 6,709 Group: Elite Member #83 Joined: September 10, 2010	It's the same shit over and over, must not be that hard to keep making them if it's the same gameplay.
	html-initialize: <head> <blinkingtext/"I am growing stronger"</blenked> </endhtml>


-Luffy Foxtrot-	Aug 6 2014, 01:35 PM Post #55
Raining on your parade with a truckload of awkward awesomeness. Posts: 4,950 Group: Elite Member #70 Joined: November 11, 2009	Arem Aug 6 2014, 09:10 AM One mainstream console Assassin's Creed release a year apparently isn't enough. This was confirmed to happen back when Unity was first revealed. Because apparently it's too hard to just backport it. Or, even better, design Unity for PS360 and then port it forward. Just fuck off and die already, Ubisoft.



Sonia Chaud	Aug 6 2014, 05:22 PM Post #56
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	I prefer games to not be ported across generations actually.
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Luffy Foxtrot-	Aug 11 2014, 12:59 PM Post #57
Raining on your parade with a truckload of awkward awesomeness. Posts: 4,950 Group: Elite Member #70 Joined: November 11, 2009	And it just occured to me that Ubisoft's pretty much fully ditched Wii U support now. ACIII and IV had gutted content on Wii U; ACRogue's not even getting a release on Wii U at all.



-Kay G. Radley-	Aug 11 2014, 09:43 PM Post #58
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	LOOK! FEMALE CHARACTERS!



Sonia Chaud	Aug 11 2014, 10:05 PM Post #59
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	You've got to be fucking kidding me
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Sonia Chaud	Aug 13 2014, 06:36 PM Post #60
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Well that's not insensitive or anything
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


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