Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks

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Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks; Ubishafted
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Psycho Werekitsune	Jul 9 2015, 12:52 PM Post #136
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Zombi coming to One and PS4.
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Psycho Werekitsune	Jul 10 2015, 02:23 PM Post #137
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Ubishaft tries to rationalise why digital software is sometimes priced the same as physical release by not being rational or explaining anything at all.
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Psycho Werekitsune	Jul 30 2015, 10:25 PM Post #138
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Zombi is a straight up port, with absolutely nothing of value added to it. We can all safely say that people getting them on "real consoles" are probably getting shafted more than the rest of us.
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-Luffy Foxtrot-	Aug 24 2015, 02:07 PM Post #139
Raining on your parade with a truckload of awkward awesomeness. Posts: 4,950 Group: Elite Member #70 Joined: November 11, 2009	Psycho Werekitsune Jul 30 2015, 10:25 PM Zombi is a straight up port, with absolutely nothing of value added to it. We can all safely say that people getting them on "real consoles" are probably getting shafted more than the rest of us. You'll get a laugh out of this. The port is, quite literally, an inferior version. The online features have been removed completely, for no reason at all.



-Blacklightning-	Aug 24 2015, 05:25 PM Post #140
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Oh, I remember seeing Jim's Squirty Play of the game for a bit, apparently it took him about an hour just to get through Uplay hurdles just to get the game and start recording. I had a feeling he'd have a few choice words about that.



-Luffy Foxtrot-	Nov 3 2015, 05:26 PM Post #141
Raining on your parade with a truckload of awkward awesomeness. Posts: 4,950 Group: Elite Member #70 Joined: November 11, 2009	Apparently the port wasn't as inferior as we thought it was. The online functions for Zombi U were supposedly switched off entirely a few months back. Now Ubisoft has suddenly turned them back on. And no, Zombi is still strictly offline (excluding Uplay bullshit.) Edited by Luffy Foxtrot, Nov 3 2015, 05:26 PM.



Psycho Werekitsune	Nov 3 2015, 10:20 PM Post #142
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	The fact that it doesn't have any of the online functionality of the Wii U makes me think it's even more inferior than we originally thought. Also, this quote, maaaaan: Quote: Amazing game, I repeat it many times I will do it again: the single truest survival horror experience to date. The unique experience that cannot be replicated on any other system. Beautiful art direction and graphic textures. Bone chilling sound and music. History based sinister story with many interesting faux and real historical documents backing it up. Amazing and very "Romero-esque" humour. After Dead Rising, ZombiU is truest to Romero's films in depicting that perfectly weird atmosphere of eearyness and humour of zombie apocalypse.
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Psycho Werekitsune	Feb 15 2016, 08:29 PM Post #143
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	A nice write up on how Ubisoft has lost control of Assassin's Creed and how it turned a once flourishing franchise to shit due to dollar signs in their eyes.
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-Luffy Foxtrot-	Feb 17 2016, 06:25 PM Post #144
Raining on your parade with a truckload of awkward awesomeness. Posts: 4,950 Group: Elite Member #70 Joined: November 11, 2009	For anyone who might give a shit: The Division has an open beta starting soon(?) on Xbox One, with PS4 to follow a day after. All I know is that I got an e-mail from Xbox Live Rewards that it was starting on the 18th but no idea if there was a specific time or whatever.



Psycho Werekitsune	Feb 17 2016, 06:59 PM Post #145
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	I remember reading somewhere that it was specifically timed/dated for each region.
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-Kay G. Radley-	Mar 26 2016, 08:34 PM Post #146
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	You know how some publishers will try to jack up the prices of their games before they go on sale on Steam so that they're just as, if not more, expensive pre-sale? Ubisuck does that.



-Blacklightning-	Jun 8 2016, 08:39 AM Post #147
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Watchdogs 2 trailer leaked, get a look before Ubi finds out. EDIT: Aaaaand Ubi noticed. Edited by Blacklightning, Jun 8 2016, 05:04 PM.



-Blacklightning-	Jun 18 2016, 04:17 PM Post #148
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	There are six fucking different editions of Watchdogs 2. S I X



-Aroxys-	Jun 19 2016, 01:56 PM Post #149
GALACTUS Posts: 1,659 Group: Elite Member #63 Joined: November 9, 2009	I like how they had to specify that 'yes, you get the game across all versions!' rather than leave it up to chance that one might have all the peripheral shit but not the reason you're buying the copy in the first place.
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-Kay G. Radley-	Oct 5 2016, 06:24 PM Post #150
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	BG&E2 still being teased, is this generation's Duke Nukem Forever



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