Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks

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Ubisoft: a gaggle of cheese-eating chucklefucks; Ubishafted
Tweet Topic Started: Jun 10 2014, 03:05 PM (2,815 Views)
-Kay G. Radley-	Jun 10 2014, 03:05 PM Post #1
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	As reported in GD: Ubisoft has a finished Wii U game, but won't release it. You asked for Ubisuck's own thread, and Kay G. delivers. ;3



Sonia Chaud	Jun 10 2014, 03:51 PM Post #2
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Motion to rename this thread "Ubishafted"
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 10 2014, 04:00 PM Post #3
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Motion partially accepted; I put it as the subtitle.
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Sonia Chaud	Jun 10 2014, 04:31 PM Post #4
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	To actually comment on the Article, that shit is stupid as fuck, no sales at all = no return on investment, no return on investment = devs getting fired. Do they hate developers?
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 11 2014, 04:17 PM Post #5
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	AC Unity will not have female co-op because it's too much work to animate them.
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Sonia Chaud	Jun 11 2014, 04:19 PM Post #6
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Meanwhile Team Ninja won't release a game until the females are fully animated.
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Blacklightning-	Jun 11 2014, 04:26 PM Post #7
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Meanwhile fully modelled and animated female NPCs will wander the streets simply not giving a fuck. But seriously how hard can it be to just re-rig one of those and put different clothes over it? At least they would've actually had a point if they just left it at voices. The comments claim the French Revolution was one of the origins of french feminism too, which seems a bit hypocritical as far as this game is concerned.



Sonia Chaud	Jun 11 2014, 10:26 PM Post #8
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Blacklightning Jun 11 2014, 04:26 PM Meanwhile fully modelled and animated female NPCs will wander the streets simply not giving a fuck. But seriously how hard can it be to just re-rig one of those and put different clothes over it? At least they would've actually had a point if they just left it at voices. The comments claim the French Revolution was one of the origins of french feminism too, which seems a bit hypocritical as far as this game is concerned. "We've had diverse characters STFU"
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 11 2014, 10:33 PM Post #9
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	tl;dr we respond to you without actually responding to you and giving you some fake ass, automated PR response.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


Sonia Chaud	Jun 11 2014, 10:37 PM Post #10
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Psycho Werekitsune Jun 11 2014, 10:33 PM tl;dr TASTE THE SHAFT
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 11 2014, 10:54 PM Post #11
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Someone should do some kind of image/meme of that. It makes perfect sense since their old logo WAS a rainbow.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


Psycho Werekitsune	Jun 12 2014, 12:48 PM Post #12
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	Don't expect a whole lot of new AAA IPs from Ubishaft. They're playing it safe now, I'm sure they've put way too much money into crap like Watch Dogs and AC.
	EMBRACE THE NAKED!


-Blacklightning-	Jun 12 2014, 01:05 PM Post #13
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	This would've been a good thing if it didn't mean they're just going to grind even more money off their undead franchises instead. Like seriously that's the only analogue I can think of for them - they're boring, stupid and overdone, but somehow never seem to actually die.



Sonia Chaud	Jun 14 2014, 04:31 AM Post #14
No fucks left to give. Posts: 5,052 Group: Badgerborn Member #38 Joined: June 2, 2008	Ubi ducks questions
	My Steam Profile (from SteamDB) Worth: $2950 ($769 with sales) Games owned: 263 Games not played: 204 (78%) Hours on record: 272.4h Shamanic Enzan: Appearing randomly in your life since...too long. Issac F***ing Asimov Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.' If having Technical Issues with the forum please post details in the Board Improvements thread and I'll look into them ASAP


-Blacklightning-	Jun 16 2014, 04:55 PM Post #15
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	A modder manages to modify the PC version of Watch_Dogs to resemble the now-infamous E3 2012 trailer. This would be unremarkable news in of itself, if not for one big detail... it was based on files that were still in the game, dummied out Hot Coffee style. In fact, these files uniformely increase peformance across the board, eliminating stuttering from driving really fast from one side of the city to the other, for example. Ubisoft, seriously? Are you fucking retarded? You would really downgrade a game deliberately, both in visuals and performance, then leave the original files just lying around for people to find? There are literally no words for this absolute stupidity. I'd wager even EA has better tact than this.



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