I don't know anything about no titles being announced guys. Pure coincidence.

--Guys are on stage. Larry Hyrb, Bonnie Ross, Ted Price and that ID@Xbox guy.

--Questions. Master Chief Collection will retail for $59.99. I am not going to try and detail every little thing, so I'll just pick the stuff that we actually care about.

--Sunset Overdrive. Ted's really enjoying working with Xbox (can't blame them after how EA fucked them over with their last game).

--What is Chaos Squad? Insanity, that's what. Really, just a normal multiplayer game. Kill those mutant freaks, then do a sort of defensive thing that changes in difficulty depending on options. More difficult, better rewards.

--Ah, it's that ID@Xbox highlight reel again. This time it's even longer. Still not going to bother. We'll find a YouTube video later.

--(Speaking of which, I can't wait to see if that guy does those Abridged videos again.)

--Yusuf Medhi and Phil Spencer have snuck onto stage. They were supposed to be here at the start, but yea.

--This is basically just a Q&A session and fuck you I'm not trying to do this.

--So, how much bigger is the new Crackdown going to be? Phil Spencer says... nothing that answers the question! Bloody hell, man.

--The one hundred maps in Master Chief collection will... be spread across the various engines from each game... I think. Pretty sure Bonnie dodged the question, just like Spencer.

--So, according to Spencer, that thing about Conker appearing in the Project Spark trailer? That was the result of a fan idea. What they are considering is using Spark to provide assets from older games (like Conker) and letting fans use those assets within Spark to create their own games, or recreate older games. That's actually a cool idea.

--Xbox Feedback. They wanted a place where fans could send ideas directly to Xbox, a central idea pool, as really, scouring over all sorts of sites and places is just not easy.

--A new thing? Everyone at the post-show is getting a free pass to the Expo show floor. Major Nelson pulls an Oprah in response. That's it.

Twitch'll get their shit together eventually. And here we go!

--Andrew Wilson, CEO of EA is here. First up: Star Wars Battlefront!

--What they'll show is games that'll be coming out soon and also very early prototypes of other games.

--Ok, no Star Wars first. Dragon Age instead. Make up your mind, Andrew!

--Aaron Flynn's here. Stuff, stuff, stuff. Gameplay! You can control your party members individually.

--This stream is terrible. Fucking hell, EA, how much do you need to fuck up before you're happy?

--More trailers for DA. These are your party members. They are all boring. Game releases October 7.

--Bioware's talking about Mass Effect through a video. Next game will have a new location altogether, with all-new characters. While one Bioware studio is working on Mass Effect, they have another studio working on a brand new IP. Yea, three games in development at the same time.

--Rachel Franklin, talking about The Sims 4. This time, you can freely customise their personality traits. Has Franklin been spending time with David Cage? Emotions, emotions, emotions.

--The gallery allows you to download and share other players' Sims. Game releases September 2.

--EA Sports UFC. BORING. Look at them push their Bruce Lee pre-order DLC. Brian Hayes is now on stage. Talking about the game. Launches next week. And again, Bruce Lee is pre-order DLC.

--Now for more sports games with NHL '15. Gameplay trailer.

--Now for another guy. Last name Sodurland. I think. Talking about racing games. So... Need for Speed? Criterion Games. So... Need for Speed? Burnout? Nope, new IP. Still more vehicle stuff. Not expecting much from it, since Criterion is just a shell now.

--New PGA Tour game. Obviously. Running on Frostbite 3. Because it's EA. Everything's on Frostbite 3 now. Spring 2015.

--Madden next. SO. MUCH. SPORTS. STOP IT. Madden 15. Stream is still terrible. Launches August 26.

--Dawngate: EA's shot at MOBA. Might be fun?

--Andrew Wilson's back. Talk about putting players first.

--Oh look, it's DICE, what could this be? Mirror's Edge! Just a prototype. Looking good so far.

--Aaaand right back to sports. FIFA 15 this time. Launches in Fall.

--And here's Visceral. What are they up to now? They're developing Battlefield Hardline. This time? Cops vs. Crminals. Are they trying to cash in on Payday's success? Probably. MASS DESTRUCTION! Some guy just drove a tanker into a group of cops and killed himself. MORE DESTRUCTION.

--Multiplayer closed beta for PC and PS4 at the game's website. Limited spots, etc. Releases on October 21. And that ends it.