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XBox One; Because Microsoft couldn't think of a better name.
Topic Started: Feb 12 2012, 10:55 AM (13,281 Views)
Sonia Chaud
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You gotta be confident in your product, I'm sure Sony would say something similiar.

That being said you just DON'T FUCKING SAY SHIT LIKE THAT.
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So, this image has been doing the rounds on the internet lately.

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I dunno about the authenticity of it, but it was seen prior to the Halo: Spartan Assault announcement (that Enzan has saved me the trouble of linking in the Halo thread itself), and the makers of Fable recently opened a brand new forum as well as teased a HD remake of the original game, so this might very well have some merit. Of course, if it does, that also means that the "historic Rare IP" reveal is a fucking party game.

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot. WIRED went hands-on with the Xbone UI. If you look closely, it's really slow and choppy as fuck, despite the OS alone using up nearly half of the fucking 8gig of ram on it.
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-Havoc the Tenrec-
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Oh my fucking God, why wont they stop talking about sports?

I love the comment "Xbox, turn on PS4".
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Face it, Havoc. If Microsoft wants to get in on cable/satellite TV, sports will be the biggest thing on there.
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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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Blacklightning
Jun 5 2013, 03:48 AM
So, this image has been doing the rounds on the internet lately.

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I dunno about the authenticity of it, but it was seen prior to the Halo: Spartan Assault announcement (that Enzan has saved me the trouble of linking in the Halo thread itself), and the makers of Fable recently opened a brand new forum as well as teased a HD remake of the original game, so this might very well have some merit. Of course, if it does, that also means that the "historic Rare IP" reveal is a fucking party game.

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot. WIRED went hands-on with the Xbone UI. If you look closely, it's really slow and choppy as fuck, despite the OS alone using up nearly half of the fucking 8gig of ram on it.
Well they already tried to hope on the motion band wagon when they went after the Wii's gimmick, why not steal the Mario Party aspect too.

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Blacklightning
Jun 5 2013, 03:48 AM
So, this image has been doing the rounds on the internet lately.

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I dunno about the authenticity of it, but it was seen prior to the Halo: Spartan Assault announcement (that Enzan has saved me the trouble of linking in the Halo thread itself), and the makers of Fable recently opened a brand new forum as well as teased a HD remake of the original game, so this might very well have some merit. Of course, if it does, that also means that the "historic Rare IP" reveal is a fucking party game.

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot. WIRED went hands-on with the Xbone UI. If you look closely, it's really slow and choppy as fuck, despite the OS alone using up nearly half of the fucking 8gig of ram on it.
I posted that earlier but deleted it after finding out it was fake. I can't seem to find the source right now, but it said something about the name being faked over a year ago or something.
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Blacklightning
Jun 5 2013, 03:48 AM
So, this image has been doing the rounds on the internet lately.

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I dunno about the authenticity of it, but it was seen prior to the Halo: Spartan Assault announcement (that Enzan has saved me the trouble of linking in the Halo thread itself), and the makers of Fable recently opened a brand new forum as well as teased a HD remake of the original game, so this might very well have some merit. Of course, if it does, that also means that the "historic Rare IP" reveal is a fucking party game.

EDIT: Oh, almost forgot. WIRED went hands-on with the Xbone UI. If you look closely, it's really slow and choppy as fuck, despite the OS alone using up nearly half of the fucking 8gig of ram on it.
If that's the H5 logo I'm out.

Thing looks retarded.
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Alright fine, have something a little more concrete then.

I spotted Forza, Halo 4, Halo the TV series, Splinter Cell, CoD, Gears (Judgement I think?), spooooooooorts, South Park, I think that was Usher right next to it from the last Microsoft E3, Battlefield 4 and Dark Souls II. Interesting that there are some previous gen games in there. Is Microsoft just re-releasing some of its own games wholesale to make up for the complete lack of BC?
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Jun 5 2013, 05:04 PM
Alright fine, have something a little more concrete then.

I spotted Forza, Halo 4, Halo the TV series, Splinter Cell, CoD, Gears (Judgement I think?), spooooooooorts, South Park, I think that was Usher right next to it from the last Microsoft E3, Battlefield 4 and Dark Souls II. Interesting that there are some previous gen games in there. Is Microsoft just re-releasing some of its own games wholesale to make up for the complete lack of BC?
Only for full price, natch.
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The console is a rushjob.

tl;dr, a lot of changes were made in the last minute, the Xbone has eSRAM issues and the GPU's been underclocked. Clearly Microsoft has not learned a single fucking thing from the RRoD.

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Sounds like they still don't want to answer any tough questions either. Hah, it's not like the PR folk haven't already been dodging most of the real stingers.
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The console is a rushjob.

tl;dr, a lot of changes were made in the last minute, the Xbone has eSRAM issues and the GPU's been underclocked. Clearly Microsoft has not learned a single fucking thing from the RRoD.

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Sounds like they still don't want to answer any tough questions either. Hah, it's not like the PR folk haven't already been dodging most of the real stingers.
How not to launch a console...
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Kaz Hirai has to be jacking off so hard right now...
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I'm sure he's cumming without even touching at this point.
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24-hour online verification: CONFIRMED

That's one nail in the coffin...
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