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XBox One; Because Microsoft couldn't think of a better name.
Topic Started: Feb 12 2012, 10:55 AM (13,287 Views)
-Blacklightning-
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I know what you mean. I get that it's probably all an act but I really think Jim could stand not to act so fucking full of himself whenever he's making a video. They're actually pretty good if you cut the start and ending bits out of all of them.


This should suffice in the meantime.

Speaking of The Escapist it kinda makes me wonder what Yahtzee will have to say once the Xbone releases. My memory's a bit hazy but I'm pretty sure he's reviewed entire consoles on release, namely the 3DS/WiiU so far.

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When a Nintendo rep says you fucked up, you fucking fucked the fuck up.
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Oh wait, that extra Jimquisition is already out.

EDIT: “If you’re backwards compatible, you’re really backwards,” says Don Mattrick.
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I just thought of something completely off topic in a way. See, a dog is the biggest thing we hear from Call of Duty: Ghosts. Just one thing, if the dog dies in story...

THERE WILL BE RAGE!!
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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

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game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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Not really. It's the exact same conclusion literally every single person who watched the stream arrived at, so by the time it actually happens the audience will have seen it coming from freakin' miles away. To be honest it'll be a bigger surprise if the dog doesn't die.
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Dude, come on. There is one thing you must know when it comes to movies and video games: killing the dog (not just any dog like you can in the Modern Warfare games) is a sin punishable by death. Killing people is ok. Killing the dog is NOT! >:|
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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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Oh don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's a good thing morally speaking. It's just hard to consider it a shock considering we all already know it's going to happen anyway. They've been setting themselves up for stuff like this since No Russian and earlier, and frankly having to bring up the "emotional attachement" between you and the dog (or however the conference guy worded it) was kind of a dead giveaway.
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I fucking love this guy! XD
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May 23 2013, 04:09 AM
I'm fucking backwards then.
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Microsoft spends four hundred million dollars... on an NFL partnership.

Ahem.

YOU HAVE AN AUDIENCE OUTSIDE OF AMERICA, YOU INCREDIBLY DENSE CUNTS. FUCKING APPEAL TO THEM.
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I really don't know what to say about the cost of that partnership. What the actual fuck, Microsoft?

On a different topic, The new Kinect can supposedly do everything the original model was supposed to. And then some. It's also effectively a secondary power supply for the Xbone. The console won't function if the Kinect isn't attached. Period.
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The fuck... most people who love sports don't even fucking PLAY video games. Go to a bar and ask any of the big guys what they thought of the last Madden or whatever the fuck they make these days. Jesus Christ, way to pick a demographic there Microsoft. What's even sadder is that this is just ONE sport they spent that much money on.
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You know what's funny? The fact that a lot of updates posted after my synopsis post basically just say what I said in the synopsis post.

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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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You sure about that, Arem? As far as I'm aware, the articles that have been posted talk about stuff that wasn't actually mentioned during the reveal event. I don't recall Microsoft saying full-on that they spent $400,000,000 on a partnership with a sports league that only matters in fucking America. Or even that Kinect 2.0 will be able to see you in the dark. Something that they promised the original Kinect would be able to do, but ultimately couldn't.

Honestly, I don't see any of the things we've posted since be in direct relation to your liveblogging post.

EDIT: Here's a kicker. Microsoft promises more support for the Xbox One from Japanese developers/publishers at E3. Also, "no comment" on region-locking.
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I mean I have already stated that they were entering in a partnership with the NFL as a move to bring in more interactivity with NFL TV through Xbox One.
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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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