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BREAKING NEWS; Fake headlines making thread
Topic Started: Oct 7 2011, 12:40 AM (206 Views)
-Kay G. Radley-
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Sorry for the long absense, first off. XD

Anywho, here's the deal. In celebration of the UK mistaking video game footage for real footage, we post screenshots and headlines to go with them. Like so:

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Suspect in jewel heist is currently being pursued by military forces through San Fransisco. More at 11.
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-Sandie Sandwicheadman-
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http://www.destructoid.com/comments-of-the-week-i-ve-covered-comments-ya-know-212558.phtml
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Sandie Sandwicheadman
Oct 7 2011, 01:04 AM
Yes, that's what gave me the idea.
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Yes Sandie, just because someone else did it doesn't mean we can't. D:<

This just in: violent motorcycle gang leader wanted for the murder of longtime business man. We have a live feed of the man in question who is currently being pursued by the authorities:

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CONTINUING STORY
College football star Charlie McDonald was found dead amidst the wreckage of what appeared to be a large suit of powered armor. This is the third in a series of serial murders similar to the Otaku Massacre of 2008. Police have released footage of what is believed to be the suspect from the estate of Nathan Copeland on the day he died. Citizens are advised to maintain their distance as the suspect is armed and exceedingly dangerous.

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That's not what I was saying. I just wanted to post that because I didn't feel like coming up with my own entry. :0

Also because that picture of Spiderman mounting Girl!Link is glorious.
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UPDATE: Unidentified flying object identified as prototype aircraft developed by German robotics expert.

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Just in! Mutant hedgehog discovers alternate dimension through the looking glass! Tweedle-Dee reports...

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UPDATE: Hedgehog returns from the looking-glass realm! Our reporters tried to gather the brave adventurer's comments, but were unable to because of his paralyzing fear of what he experienced on the other side. Doctors believe he now suffers from PTSD. Latest reports that the hedgehog now resides in the local asylum run by a Dr. Robotnik.

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Blacklightning
Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM
I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms.

But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit.

game - gun = gay
game + gun = -gay
game + gun + Arem = ???


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Tonight's Top Story
More American youths are participating in oriental witchcraft battles. Could your child be next?
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Breaking News: Asteroid, now dubbed "Attila" is on a collision course with Earth. A brave team assembled from various individuals across the globe to undertake a dangerous mission to destroy the asteroid before it reaches the planet.

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*koffarmageddonkoff* XD

BREAKING NEWS: DC shantytown destroyed in nuclear blast. Death toll at 28 and rising.
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