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| Arcana Fang | Aug 10 2014, 03:34 AM Post #31 |
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((I'm going to do these in the similar style to the game and "press" the first time around.)) *CROSS-EXAMINATION* He wanted to make my devil hunting business into some kind of reality show or something HOLD IT!  "When the offer was presented to you, did you understand exactly what you were signing and what the contract terms were?" Bit of a teasing douche, really. HOLD IT! "What exactly made him seem teasing?" Now there was this new guy, Itsuno. He decided to change things up a bit. HOLD IT! "What exactly changed up a bit from anything else? Did you sign a new contract with these changes or talk to the company about your contract?" They had to hire look-a-likes and everything. HOLD IT! "So the company hired someone else to play your role and you didn't have an issue during that time? Why didn't you, "raise hell", as it were?" Well, I'm still waiting for the next season. Then I hear about this kid... HOLD IT! "There was never any contact between you and Capcom before the release of my client's contribution?" I got shafted by the guys at Crapcom, or whatever the hell they call the big tent. HOLD IT! "Dante, it's called Capcom just for your information, and how many seasons have Capcom had you in? Could you be specific in the titles of these too?" |
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| -Arem- | Sep 6 2014, 10:33 AM Post #32 |
Fabulous Homosexual
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"When the offer was presented to you, did you understand exactly what you were signing and what the contract terms were?"  "Clear as the kid's head, I'd say..."  "Fuck off!" "What exactly made him seem teasing?" "You know, the kind of guy that never answers a question directly. His favorite words seemed to be 'Maybe...'. I'm sure the witch with the hair knows what I'm talking about."  "He's not much of a talkative type, which is all the more fun." "Who invited her?" "What exactly changed up a bit from anything else? Did you sign a new contract with these changes or talk to the company about your contract?" "I see you were too busy with your own hair than listening. Not everyone can pull off the windswept look." "..." "Anyway, what I said is what it is. I saw there was a new guy driving the bike in a manner of speaking, and next thing I know, new direction. How long was that now? Had to be about 12 years now..." "So the company hired someone else to play your role and you didn't have an issue during that time? Why didn't you, "raise hell", as it were?" "Guess I forgot to mention that things didn't turn out so hot for me in the money department after that. Any money I got was sucked up by Lady and her long-lasting debt. That brat didn't help either..." "At least I wasn't spending anything I had all on strawberry sundaes and pizza." "Nope, you were spending yours gettin' crazy on Blackjack and hookers without the Blackjack." "FUCK OFF!!" "There was never any contact between you and Capcom before the release of my client's contribution?" "Just the occasional odd job with fighting men and tights, and that one shoot with that crazy kid in tights. Deadpool, I think? Not a bad shot, but mouthier than this kid, and that's crazy. And do you know anything else to say besides 'fuck off' kid?" "Yeah, there is one...FUCK YOU!!" "Dante, it's called Capcom just for your information, and how many seasons have Capcom had you in? Could you be specific in the titles of these too?" "Picky, picky, and I think four, five if you include the bizz with the brat. They were all called 'Devil May Cry' after my bizz. Devil May Cry 1, 2, 3 and 4. Got a little strange since they aren't even in order. At least it isn't redundant like the kid's shot, let alone his choice of words for me." "I'd like to see you take on Limbo, old man!" "Nah, you did that already dressed up as me, even put on a white wig you got for like what, 2 bucks?" "FUCK YOU!!" "And we're back." |
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