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Complete cunts of gaming; obligatory raeg thread
Tweet Topic Started: Sep 9 2011, 09:15 AM (2,574 Views)
-Ekoi-	Mar 16 2012, 08:35 PM Post #16
Master Posts: 864 Group: Elite Member #72 Joined: November 12, 2009	Quote: So you pick up DOA4 Well there's your problem. 8^y
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Psycho Werekitsune	Mar 16 2012, 11:27 PM Post #17
Part man...part beast...full psycho! Posts: 17,366 Group: All Powerful Deity Member #1 Joined: December 30, 2005	I don't see the problem, it's a decent fighter. :P
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-Havoc the Tenrec-	Mar 16 2012, 11:59 PM Post #18
Master Posts: 6,709 Group: Elite Member #83 Joined: September 10, 2010	Her boobs have a mind of their own.
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-Jacquerel-	Mar 17 2012, 12:46 AM Post #19
Master Posts: 1,082 Group: Elite Member #89 Joined: October 2, 2010	Most of the time, not an issue Occasionally, while giving no warning at all will perform an instant, melee range attack that latches on to you (preventing you from doing anything at all) and drains all of your shields and health, giving your companions three seconds to kill them (they have a shitload of armour) before you die and the mission restarts My character spends most of his time flying directly into melee range of everything with biotic charge and only carried a shotgun Work it out yourself Oh and sometimes you fight four at the same time SPOILERS: Spoiler: click to toggle Also Shepard is a cunt Anyone who does this in mass effect is also cunt and should never talk to me again Edited by Jacquerel, Mar 17 2012, 03:17 AM.



-Arem-	Mar 17 2012, 04:21 AM Post #20
Fabulous Homosexual Posts: 6,262 Group: Elite Member #59 Joined: November 9, 2009	MC has beaten me to the punch about the Banshees of Mass Effect 3. Those things are fucking cunts. They are THE reason why I'm not going to attempt an Insanity run. You hear them shriek, the next noise you hear is players all around the world going "FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" And ditto on the spoiler. Edited by Arem, Mar 17 2012, 04:23 AM.
	--- Quote: Blacklightning Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms. But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit. game - gun = gay game + gun = -gay game + gun + Arem = ??? Founder of #TeamArem


-Blacklightning-	Mar 17 2012, 07:45 AM Post #21
BL;DR Posts: 3,493 Group: Elite Member #80 Joined: September 7, 2010	Can't believe I forgot about this thread. Guess this is as good a time as any to bring up my hatred for the last two bosses of Wonder Boy in Monster World The SUCK starts around 1:50, but there's a few cuntworthy bits before it if you like context - examples being enemies camped near ropes from which you can't attack, a miniboss fight with two guys with shields that randomly block attacks, and another miniboss fight which you'll certaintly have to repeat a fucking lot on your first playthrough. Why's that? Well, starting at the 1:50 mark, you're suddenly faced with one of the most trial and error platforming segments known to man. Yes, even when compared to Megaman's infamous "disappearing blocks" level gimmicks. You see, you're expected to jump between the same two platforms, which re-arrange themselves between each jump. While it's bad enough that you don't even know where the next platform is going to move to until after you've jumped, if you take too long the next platform will instead deliberately become unreachable, forcing you to fall down the bottom of the screen. Which throws you back into the previous screen with the second miniboss, who has since respawned and has to be taken down all over again. The player here makes it look easy, but not only is that specifically through memorizing the entire damn sequence right down to a fucking T, he even mentions that he still had to abuse save states. Then there's the actual boss at 2:45. He's practically engulfed in armour save for his head, and throws annoying fucking bouncing fireballs that practically never go away unless they hit you or your shield. That's not the worst part. Once you empty his health bar, his fucking head falls off... only to be replaced by another one. The spare head then grows wings out of its fucking ears and flies all over the place dropping flames all over the place that sticks to the floor and lingers as a touch of death hazard. At this point you're literally getting hit as constantly as grace invincibility allows, made worse by the fact that you have to jump to get high enough to do damage and getting hit knocks you back and interrupts your jumps. And as if that wasn't bad enough, you cut his head off again, and a third* one takes its place.* What happens to the second one? Oh, nothing special, just growing fucking spider legs and running all over the walls, floor and cieling at a disturbingly fast rate, as if there wasn't already more than enough shit to dodge in the first place. So some Deus Ex Machina plot revelations (and an inpromtu visit to the shop and inn to replace all the fucking potions, health and magic you just lost) later, you're doing a boss rush as part of the last dungeon. Funnily enough, even though many of them really weren't that difficult to begin with (save for maybe the second one, and even then you could come through pretty comfortably if you were good with your shield), none of them are given any enhanced stats or health, whilst you've gotten better weapons since the last time you fought them. You can easily take down the first boss with a single swing of the Legend Sword, for fuck's sake. Then after several really long corridors of blockable lasers, you get to the actual boss room, apon which you're reduced to a single heart within 10 seconds. The boss is completely invulnerable and shoots undodgeable homing shots that take out massive portions of your health each time? This is a scripted event, granted, but by fuck you better believe it sets the tone for the rest of the fight. The fat shit doesn't actually do anything personally after that - a rail-mounted laser turret do the shooting for him while you wail on the otherwise defenceless prick. That's not the hard part. The hard part comes when you exhaust his first lifebar, and all fucking hell breaks loose - a second laser turret pops up, the floor becomes a treadmill that changes directions at random and throws you into the boss's touch of death, and to top it all off, a fucking sawblade* rips back and forth across the floor. So again, you're getting hit constantly the second grace invincibility wears off, in addition to being unable to hit the fucker without jumping straight into him and taking another hit yourself because of how unpredictable the treadmill is, but unlike the Almighty Demon King, who had relatively mediocre HP per head for a boss fight, this* cunt takes an absolutely ridiculous amount of pounding to kill, essentially requiring the use of the Power spell to strengthen your attacks. The kicker? Power prevents you from accessing your inventory, so if you happen to cast it at a bad time, you won't even get the chance to reach for a potion. Bullshit. Bull. Fucking. Shit. I know people who have literally never been able to complete Monster World because of Biomeka here, and frankly I can't even blame them in the slightest.



-Arem-	Apr 14 2012, 10:01 PM Post #22
Fabulous Homosexual Posts: 6,262 Group: Elite Member #59 Joined: November 9, 2009	Psycho Werekitsune Mar 16 2012, 06:07 PM Alpha-152 (Dead or Alive 4, XBox 360) Get used to seeing the above image a lot when fighting this boss because it's as relentless as it is versatile. So you pick up DOA4 and it's an easy enough game to get the hang of and master, but nothing can really prepare you for the full on assrape that is Alpha-152, the game's final boss (which is unfortunately, unplayable). So what makes 152 such a bitch? Let's take a look: Superior speed, high damage, teleportation, the ability to float and initiate a divebomb attack, combo grabs...she's got it all. Oh but what makes this EVEN worse is that, for most of the characters that end up going against her at the end of arcade mode, you are forced to fight her in the arena shown above. As you've noticed, any impact with the floor or walls causes a sort of mini-explosion; each impact causes more damage to the average hit. This is probably the only arena with explodey floors and very few have explodey walls to boot, but I guess the programmers really wanted to make it out to be like everything is against you here. But hey, sometimes you might get lucky with some of the characters and won't have to fight her there: Doesn't make her any less difficult. As you can see above, her most devastating attack is probably her point blank laser to the face grab: On the flip side, they seriously toned her the fuck down in Dead or Alive Dimensions for the 3DS, as well as making her playable. Of course, the playable version is missing abilities exclusive to the boss version, but I'm not complaining since she's a lot more tolerable now. Still though, fuck that bitch on DOA4. Going to go back to this post for a second. Yes, I've heard players swear so much about this. Hell, I still remember Morgan Webb from X-Play say something along the lines of "If I ever meet the game designer who suggested this bitch, I will kick him in the balls. This is not a joke, this is a promise."
	--- Quote: Blacklightning Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms. But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit. game - gun = gay game + gun = -gay game + gun + Arem = ??? Founder of #TeamArem


-Kay G. Radley-	May 2 2012, 12:22 AM Post #23
is really Sol Badguy Posts: 4,785 Group: Elite Member #77 Joined: September 6, 2010	The AI from the Mario Kart series. Until they stop rubber-banding, I've sworn off Mario Kart. Also, this guy. Fuck you, demonic Keith David. D:<



-Arem-	May 2 2012, 12:48 AM Post #24
Fabulous Homosexual Posts: 6,262 Group: Elite Member #59 Joined: November 9, 2009	Yeah, I've pretty much sworn off Mario Kart myself. [plays Super Circuit as he remembers the good 'ol days.]
	--- Quote: Blacklightning Nov 14 2011, 02:48 AM I like it when people use the word "gay" in any context other than a homosexual one - it only proves that they have the maturity of a five year old, as if their obsession with shooters didn't already do a good job of pointing that out. It's also pretty amusing that he pointed out Skyrim considering the fact that, y'know, it's set in the bloody medival era and doesn't even have muskets, let alone generic modern firearms. But just for fun, let's play around with his logic a bit. game - gun = gay game + gun = -gay game + gun + Arem = ??? Founder of #TeamArem


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