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Corrupt a Wish; Ebil Tiemz
Topic Started: Dec 23 2007, 07:44 PM (1,805 Views)
-YCobb-
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Granted

You become lactose intolerant just before sinking your teeth into the delicious cheese


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space elves who save the world from time travelling cyborg death gods

also CHORNO FUCKING TRIGGER
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-The Raging Zephyr-
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Granted. Your post now contains a titmouse.

Also, cheese typically doesn't contain lactose, so I double win.



I wish I had a pet penguin.
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Psycho Werekitsune
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Part man...part beast...full psycho!
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The Raging Zephyr
Nov 18 2010, 10:19 AM
OH FUCK WHY DID YOU OPEN THE ARK

i c wut u did thar
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-Luffy Foxtrot-
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Raining on your parade with a truckload of awkward awesomeness.
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Let's bring the better games back to life, shall we?

The Raging Zephyr
Nov 19 2010, 10:11 AM

I wish I had a pet penguin.

Granted, Mr. Penguin (that's his name, deal with it) finds your kitchen utensils and murders you in your sleep three days later.

I wish for...a wish. DO YOUR WORST.
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-Korokage-
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Wish granted, you get some other person's wish. That person wished for Rebecca Black's song Friday to be pumped into their heads 24/7.

I WISH FOR a sandwich.
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-Eternally Fallen-
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Granted, she sure is feisty with all that sand in her vagina.

I wish people would post in their fights, damnit! >.<
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-Korokage-
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lololololol

Granted. Everyone stops posting for a month afterwards.

I wish Psycho would finish watching Clannad After Story so we could all talk about how depressing and happy it is.
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Granted, as soon as he finishes it you lose your internet.

I wish I had a cooler desktop background.
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Granted. It's penises. |:

I wish the Twilight series was either never published or was written with competent people in mind. Chiefly because this glittering vampire shit is pointlessly retarded.
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-Eternally Fallen-
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Granted. The next vampire craze is a lovey-dovey musical for children that adults somehow enjoy.

I wish the holes in the ozone layer were gone.
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-Korokage-
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Granted. The holes migrate to you.

I wish for a second penis. |:
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-Eternally Fallen-
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Granted, it's up your ass.

I wish my sister would move out.
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Psycho Werekitsune
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Granted, but now your estranged "homeboy" long lost cousin randomly shows up and your family feels obligated to let him stay. He shares a room with you and can't help playing his obnoxiously loud rap music into the wee hours of the am. He may, or may not invite friends over during these times to party up.

I wish this economy issue that's plaguing the entire planet would resolve itself.
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Granted. The entire world economy falls apart, nations battle each other over everything and anything, and soon the entire world becomes filled with feudalistic states. There now exist three classes of people: The serfs, the ruling class, and the priests. Said priests worship great egg-shaped pieces of steel labeled with decals of three black triangles on a field of yellow. It's only a matter of time before people forget what these were made for, and soon their casings will deteriorate and the world's population will become irradiated. Soon, humanity falls apart as every living being is mutated into something so vastly different from what it originally was. Long rainbow unicorns shall appear speaking Korean, talking yellow dogs will gain the ability to stretch their bodies to vast sizes, ice kings will try to steal away princesses, and the only living human in the world is but a boy named Finn, and only he can save the human race.

Welcome to Ooo.





I wish I had a sundae.
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Granted. You drown in icecream. Complimentary cherry included! Please come again!

I wish I had more to do on my days off.
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