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| Corrupt a Wish; Ebil Tiemz | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 23 2007, 07:44 PM (1,810 Views) | |
| -Akumaryu- | Feb 19 2008, 09:59 PM Post #31 |
Not Yet Dead
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Granted, but the bacon is uncooked, the plates are made of paper, and the plot of land is Rhode Island. I wish I was Paul van Dyk. |
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| -Rynex- | Feb 23 2008, 01:35 AM Post #32 |
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Granted, but instead of being THE Paul van Dyk, you are actually an anonymous nobody who happens to be named Paul van Dyk as well. Nobody likes you, and your life sucks. I wish I had DSL. |
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| IRISH | May 31 2008, 08:26 AM Post #33 |
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Granted, You now have DSL but someone took your computer. \ I wish I had some Cookie Dough Ice cream |
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| Psycho Werekitsune | Jun 3 2008, 04:04 PM Post #34 |
Part man...part beast...full psycho!
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Granted, but it's gone bad, and looks like something that came out of a goose's ass. I wish I hade more free time. |
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| Gearmaster | Jun 16 2008, 04:23 AM Post #35 |
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granted but all there is to do in your free time is file things. I wish I didn;t have to go to New Zealand in two weeks. |
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| Fenix | Sep 26 2008, 02:50 AM Post #36 |
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Granted, but you end up going to Egypt instead! I wish I could go to Egypt |
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| Shakes | Sep 26 2008, 11:19 AM Post #37 |
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Granted, but it smells oddly of rotten cheese, and you get a bad case of athlete's foot. Then, when you get to the airport to go home, they won't let you through, and you miss your flight. Three hours later you try again, only to find that Christian Bale booked the entire plane for his nose. So another 4 hours later, you get onto your flight, settle in nicely, and enjoy a complimentary bottle of Pepsi. Unfnortunately, the plane crashes into the Eiffel tower, and the French government calls it a terrorist attack, and declares war on Saudi Arabia. I wish I didn't feel compelled to write out these pointlessly long wish corruptions. |
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| Fenix | Sep 26 2008, 01:35 PM Post #38 |
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Ah, for crying out loud! Granted, but you feel compelled to write pointless posts instead. I wish I could get a hundred thousand million dollars |
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| Yuuki | Sep 27 2008, 10:32 PM Post #39 |
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Granted but seeings that we had to get the money from somewhere we took it from all the people of the world so now people are going homeless and hungry and its all your fault. I wish my boyfriend and I didn't have to be in a long distance relationship. |
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| Shakes | Sep 28 2008, 02:53 AM Post #40 |
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Granted, but it turns out he's gay, and leaves you for your cousin. I wish that every time I was going to purchase something, the exact amount of money I needed would appear in my pocket. |
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| Fenix | Oct 4 2008, 06:57 AM Post #41 |
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Granted, but they burn you for practicing witchcraft. I wish Germany would rise to power again |
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| Yuuki | Oct 4 2008, 11:48 PM Post #42 |
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Granted but the Americans get pissed off and bomb Germany. I wish I could fly to Florida for Thanksgiving! |
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| Shakes | Oct 5 2008, 12:42 AM Post #43 |
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Granted, but Walt Disney's reanimated corpse mistakes you for a Jew and bites off your nose. I wish I was a lich. |
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| Psycho Werekitsune | Jan 29 2009, 03:27 AM Post #44 |
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Granted, but you discover that the transformation was incomplete, and your body couldn't sustain itself for very long. I wish I had some more spending money. |
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| -Rynex- | Jan 29 2009, 06:55 AM Post #45 |
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Granted, but a few hours later, the government rules that tax rates should be 90%. You are also mugged and stripped of your money. I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to return back home until next time. |
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