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| Corrupt a Wish; Ebil Tiemz | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 23 2007, 07:44 PM (1,811 Views) | |
| beflexor | Dec 29 2007, 08:05 PM Post #16 |
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Granted, but now you look more fishlike and people don't love you anymore. I wish I was a ninja. |
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| Shakes | Dec 29 2007, 09:16 PM Post #17 |
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Granted, but you're a terrible ninja so the other ninjas force you to wear the ring of Sauron and push you into the fires of Mount Doom. I wish you'd wish you were a fish. |
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| The Fake Kevin Smith | Jan 3 2008, 12:03 AM Post #18 |
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Granted, but he neglects to wish for gills on his fish self, causing him to die of asphyxiation. I wish Nintendo would confirm that Dread is coming out. |
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| Shakes | Jan 3 2008, 12:39 AM Post #19 |
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Granted, but it's so ridiculously overhyped everyone and their mothers buy it, except for you, because it's a Gamestop exclusive and they all hate you. (I'd also like to point out that I wish YOU'D wish you were a fish. I wasn't referring the last person anymore.) I wish the issue of ninja vs. pirate would ifnally be settled in a very short, anti-climactic battle between one of each. |
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| The Fake Kevin Smith | Jan 3 2008, 02:03 AM Post #20 |
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Granted, but the pirate wins, because they are awesome. Yarr? I wish that I had a copy of Beneath the Planet of the Apes on DVD and it worked perfectly. It wasn't stolen or bootlegged either. |
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| beflexor | Jan 13 2008, 05:46 AM Post #21 |
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Granted, but it turns out to be evidence in a murder trial so the cops take it. I wish you'd wash my windows. |
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| The Fake Kevin Smith | Jan 19 2008, 10:54 PM Post #22 |
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I do, but I kill you after I wash them because your pay sucks. I wish I had awesome sauce Guitar Hero skills. I mean I'm so good that I'm DRIPPING in awesome sauce! |
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| Shakes | Jan 19 2008, 11:21 PM Post #23 |
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Granted, but bears eat you. I wish I had some fried potato skins covered in some sort of cheese sauce or something. |
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| beflexor | Jan 20 2008, 12:52 AM Post #24 |
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Granted, but an ingredient in the cheese sauce happens to be the same stuff as in fake popcorn butter and you die of lung cancer. ...or the smell of the food attracts racoons that end up eating your face, whatever. I wish I could come back as a zombie to get my revenge on TFKS (also to get my money back, I see a spot...) |
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| The Fake Kevin Smith | Jan 22 2008, 03:03 PM Post #25 |
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Granted, but Chris Redfield blows your head off before you can do anything. I wish that the hoakie pokie isn't what it's all about. |
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| -Akumaryu- | Feb 1 2008, 01:56 AM Post #26 |
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Done, but instead, "I'm a Little Teapot" is a club favourite forever. I wish I could tour the world. |
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| Fenix | Feb 13 2008, 08:54 PM Post #27 |
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What the fuck does 72 virgins have to do with dying in battle. And where the hell did you come up with the "72 virgin" thing?! For Aku's wish, granted, but you die halfway around the world. I wish I could decapitate someone. |
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| Shakes | Feb 18 2008, 09:49 PM Post #28 |
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(ressurected) Granted, but it's your mother. I wish there really was a disco inferno. |
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| -Rynex- | Feb 19 2008, 06:49 AM Post #29 |
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Granted, but with little focus on "disco" and a lot of focus on "inferno." The world explodes into an uncontrollable blaze and everything dies because of you. I wish I had the Crest of Infinity. |
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| Shakes | Feb 19 2008, 09:04 AM Post #30 |
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Granted. But because nobody knows what it is other than you and a few select nerds, you get an unlimited supply of Crest toothpaste, all pumped in through your window with all of the other doors and windows barricaded with bears guarding them, should you get through. I wish for bacon. piles and piles of bacon, atop giant plates located on a random plot of land that I somehow inherited the deed to. Also cocks. |
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